New Year. New Board. Better Entertainment?

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New Year. New Board. Better Entertainment? - Printable Version

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- Savage - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Savage Wrote:No, I don't like sticking things up my ass but I'd love to stick something up yours.

I've got a cage, ball gag, and collar all ready for you. I'll make you into the true bitch you're always yearned to be.

What a gay wannabe freakshow. ::ban::

You're clearly out of your league, kid. Give Google a rest and step aside.

- OnBendedKnee - 01-01-2009

"I'll show you what woman really want."

Lots of cuddling and pillow talk, twenty minutes of foreplay with a two minute orgasm followed by more pillow talk/gossip with you then fixing them belgian waffles as they watch the season finale of Bravo's "Project Runway"?

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

ramseycat Wrote:"Urethral jewelry... Jesus fucking christ.

Any non-retarded adult knows what this is."

I have no fucking idea what that contraption is and I am not ashamed to admit it. Keep your wierd cock jewelery to yourself freak.

This guy is one of those "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" freakshows.This is 100x worse than a soup chicken. This kind of loser you don't want in your country; let alone on your forum.

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- Savage - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
ramseycat Wrote:"Urethral jewelry... Jesus fucking christ.

Any non-retarded adult knows what this is."

I have no fucking idea what that contraption is and I am not ashamed to admit it. Keep your wierd cock jewelery to yourself freak.

This guy is one of those "it puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again" freakshows.This is 100x worse than a soup chicken. This kind of loser you don't want in your country; let alone on your forum.

Kid, didn't I just tell you to give Google a rest? You're just making more of an ass of yourself.

You know shit. You are shit. Piss off.

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That would make a good mask for that sally cunt if she ever finishes fingering herself to my post.

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Savage Wrote:Kid, didn't I just tell you to give Google a rest? You're just making more of an ass of yourself.

You know shit. You are shit. Piss off.

I am here for the duration. I don't see you as making it here, or in the real world. Freakshow people like you end up on the news as the victims of gay hate violence.

- Momster - 01-01-2009

I just wasted 4 mins of my life for this? Fuck. I have better things to do. Thought I'd come on and see if Sin made it through NYE and THIS is the shit that is coming here?

I'd actually prefer moose over this little sissy slave.

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Momster Wrote:I just wasted 4 mins of my life for this? Fuck. I have better things to do. Thought I'd come on and see if Sin made it through NYE and THIS is the shit that is coming here?

I'd actually prefer moose over this little sissy slave.

Freakshows like that make EVERYONEelse look better. Even you! ::lmao:: If MF wants this douchebag here; then we know he is gay.

- Momster - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:I just wasted 4 mins of my life for this? Fuck. I have better things to do. Thought I'd come on and see if Sin made it through NYE and THIS is the shit that is coming here?

I'd actually prefer moose over this little sissy slave.
Freakshows like that make EVERYONEelse look better. Even you! ::lmao:: If MF wants this douchebag here; then we know he is gay.

aww, you are SO sweet. MF, I beg of thee, and Sin. This one HAS to stay out!

- Savage - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Savage Wrote:Kid, didn't I just tell you to give Google a rest? You're just making more of an ass of yourself.

You know shit. You are shit. Piss off.
Freakshow people like you end up on the news as the victims of gay hate violence.

And ignorant, brainless kids like you get turned down by hookers, AgonusMoose.

There's another term for you to Google.

Momster Wrote:I just wasted 4 mins of my life for this? Fuck. I have better things to do. Thought I'd come on and see if Sin made it through NYE and THIS is the shit that is coming here?

I'd actually prefer moose over this little sissy slave.

So, your better thing to do was to read about how someone else celebrated New Year's Eve?

Pathetic.

- ramseycat - 01-01-2009

Alright, so what is that stupid hook thing? I am probably going to regret asking but for the life of me I can't figure it out.

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Momster Wrote:MF, I beg of thee, and Sin. This one HAS to stay out!

I concur with Momster. Though this one would make me look like a nice guy. ::lmao::

- ramseycat - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:MF, I beg of thee, and Sin. This one HAS to stay out!
I concur with Momster. Though this one would make me look like a nice guy. ::lmao::

Let's not get carried away now. ::flip::hahahhaa

- Momster - 01-01-2009

Savage Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
Savage Wrote:Kid, didn't I just tell you to give Google a rest? You're just making more of an ass of yourself.

You know shit. You are shit. Piss off.

Freakshow people like you end up on the news as the victims of gay hate violence.
And ignorant, brainless kids like you get turned down by hookers, AgonusMoose.

There's another term for you to Google.

Momster Wrote:I just wasted 4 mins of my life for this? Fuck. I have better things to do. Thought I'd come on and see if Sin made it through NYE and THIS is the shit that is coming here?

I'd actually prefer moose over this little sissy slave.

So, your better thing to do was to read about how someone else celebrated New Year's Eve?

Pathetic.

You cannot honestly call anyone pathetic. You're a freak. If you were looking for a place to be welcomed by other freaks, you missed the target by a long shot.

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Momster Wrote:You cannot honestly call anyone pathetic. You're a freak. If you were looking for a place to be welcomed by other freaks, you missed the target by a long shot.

This guy is silence of the lambs. Seriously. And did you see his avatar? He thinks all people should know what that is. That thing does not look like anything I have ever seen on this planet. If he got near one of my family with that kind of device I would kill his entire fucking family just to save the human gene pool.

- Savage - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Momster Wrote:You cannot honestly call anyone pathetic. You're a freak. If you were looking for a place to be welcomed by other freaks, you missed the target by a long shot.
This guy is silence of the lambs. Seriously. And did you see his avatar? He thinks all people should know what that is. That thing does not look like anything I have ever seen on this planet. If he got near one of my family with that kind of device I would kill his entire fucking family just to save the human gene pool.

Fear. That post reeks of it.

Don't worry, AgonusMoose. Clean the shit out of your diaper. I have no interest in paying a visit to you or the mounds of blubber you call a family.

Hmm... Silencer of the lambs. I think that fits me well.

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Savage Wrote:Fear. That post reeks of it.

Don't worry, AgonusMoose. Clean the shit out of your diaper. I have no interest in paying a visit to you or the mounds of blubber you call a family.

Hmm... Silencer of the lambs. I think that fits me well.

Don't mistake me thinking you are useless to humanity to me being afraid of you. I don't have thefear gene. You don't need to be here. You need to be in a mental hospital. ::ban::

- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

Great, another intelligent weirdo to make the soup chickens cry and my life just a little bit harder.

- Sinister - 01-01-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Great, another intelligent weirdo to make the soup chickens cry and my life just a little bit harder.

Don't worry MF,I think we have the 3^rd banning about to happen. Your life won't be any harder. ::thumbs::

- AnonyMoose - 01-01-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:Great, another intelligent weirdo to make the soup chickens cry and my life just a little bit harder.

If you think the definition of intelligence is tying up women and torturing them; then you are beyond fucked up and should not have children. Just call DFACS right now and stay at your parents house until they come take your children. This guy is not all there and gets off on harming women.

- Middle Finger - 01-01-2009

AnonyMoose Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Great, another intelligent weirdo to make the soup chickens cry and my life just a little bit harder.

If you think the definition of intelligence is tying up women and torturing them; then you are beyond fucked up and should not have children. Just call DFACS right now and stay at your parents house until they come take your children. This guy is not all there and gets off on harming women.

I was referring to Sinister. Just kidding, I was referring to Savage's "Fuck the French" profile entry. Actually, I'm lying again. I thought he sounded smart. Smart, as in, can spell.