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Santa opens fire at Christmas Eve party - Printable Version

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- AnonyMoose - 12-25-2008

jackboots Wrote:christ...now 6 bodies recovered and more unaccounted for.



The planet is estimated to be able to permanently sustain about 2 billion humans. That is called a planetary carrying capacity. Right now the planet has 7 billion. In reality; these mass murderers are undervalued. If you understand calculus and non-linear differential equations; then take a look atthe Lotka Volterra equation. The periodic solution (predetor / prey)could be maniupulated by vast groups of mass murderers. Give everyone on the planet a few weapons and a thousand rounds of ammo and let nature take it's course.



- Lady Cop - 12-25-2008


Coroner's officials say there are "several" more bodies in the ashes of a home in suburban Los Angeles that caught fire after a man in a Santa suit began shooting during a Christmas Eve party, leaving at least three dead.[/b]

The bodies were too badly burned to immediately determine whether they died in the shootings or the fire, according to Assistant Chief Ed Winter of the Los Angeles County Coroner's Office. "We have multiple bodies inside," Winter said. "They're extremely charred and burned."




- LuMPyPussy - 12-25-2008

Quote:The attacker was reportedly throwing molotov cocktails, which may have set off the blaze, witnesses told MYFOXLA.

Gee, ya think? ::rollseyes::

So this guy lives an ordinary life for 45 years and apparently goes berserk because of marital problems. Holy sheee-it.



- AnonyMoose - 12-25-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
Quote:The attacker was reportedly throwing molotov cocktails, which may have set off the blaze, witnesses told MYFOXLA.

Gee, ya think? ::rollseyes::

So this guy lives an ordinary life for 45 years and apparently goes berserk because of marital problems. Holy sheee-it.

I'm sure there were earlier signs that nobody gave a fuck about. 7 billion people on the planet. Humanity and interest in your fellow man is a thing of the past. It's all one big blur of human flesh encircling the globe. This guy probably tortured dogs, microwaved frogs, all kinds of whacked out stuff.





- Sinister - 12-25-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:The planet is estimated to be able to permanently sustain about 2 billion humans. That is called a planetary carrying capacity. Right now the planet has 7 billion. In reality; these mass murderers are undervalued. If you understand calculus and non-linear differential equations; then take a look atthe Lotka Volterra equation. The periodic solution (predetor / prey)could be maniupulated by vast groups of mass murderers. Give everyone on the planet a few weapons and a thousand rounds of ammo and let nature take it's course.
Damn Moose; I like the way you think!! I'm game for that idea. ::thumbs::


- AnonyMoose - 12-25-2008

Sinister Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:The planet is estimated to be able to permanently sustain about 2 billion humans. That is called a planetary carrying capacity. Right now the planet has 7 billion. In reality; these mass murderers are undervalued. If you understand calculus and non-linear differential equations; then take a look atthe Lotka Volterra equation. The periodic solution (predetor / prey)could be maniupulated by vast groups of mass murderers. Give everyone on the planet a few weapons and a thousand rounds of ammo and let nature take it's course.
Damn Moose; I like the way you think!! I'm game for that idea. ::thumbs::

Of course nobody but us even know what planetary carrying capacity or the Lotka Volterra equation even are. How did America become so fucking stupid? I suspect that the Government took over education just so it could limit what Americans knew. If Americans were too smart; they might revolt against tyranny.





- LuMPyPussy - 12-25-2008

So all Woose has to do is post about shoot-em-ups, and he gets Sinister all gooey. ::bvomit::


- AnonyMoose - 12-25-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:So all Woose has to do is post about shoot-em-ups, and he gets Sinister all gooey. ::bvomit::
Who posted about the mass murderer, moron? Do you even have a clue before you spew?


- LuMPyPussy - 12-25-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:So all Woose has to do is post about shoot-em-ups, and he gets Sinister all gooey. ::bvomit::
Who posted about the mass murderer, moron? Do you even have a clue before you spew?

She's voted for two of your posts today where you mention guns.

Do YOU even have a clue before you spew, OFR reject?



- Sinister - 12-25-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
AnonyMoose Wrote:
LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:So all Woose has to do is post about shoot-em-ups, and he gets Sinister all gooey. ::bvomit::
Who posted about the mass murderer, moron? Do you even have a clue before you spew?
She's voted for two of your posts today where you mention guns.
Pardon me, but what makes you think you know what I have or have not voted for?


- AnonyMoose - 12-25-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:Do YOU even have a clue before you spew, OFR reject?
Remind me again how much OFR loves you. Especially Bubba. That's always good for a laugh, moron.


- Lady Cop - 12-25-2008

filthy fucker. poor little girl.

Dressed as Santa, Bruce Jeffrey Pardo walked up to his ex-in-laws' home in Covina, California, on Christmas Eve and knocked on the door

An 8-year-old girl, elated to see Santa, ran toward the door.

That's when, police say, Pardo lifted a gun and shot her in the face.



- Lady Cop - 12-26-2008

[Image: t1home.pardo.jpg]


updated 24 minutes ago
Death toll rises to 9 in 'Santa' shooting


- LuMPyPussy - 12-26-2008

Instant karma:

[quote]COVINA, Calif.