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- Owenotto - 12-22-2008
ramseycat Wrote:I gots my bi-focals on. I can see just fine punk.Screw you 40-old-year virgin!!!
- ramseycat - 12-22-2008
I'm not a virgin baby. Wait that didn't sound right ahahahhaahhaa! Isn't it past your bedtime?
- Owenotto - 12-22-2008
ramseycat Wrote:I'm not a virgin baby. Wait that didn't sound right ahahahhaahhaa! Isn't it past your bedtime?Hi catie... Is this forum your diary??
- sally - 12-22-2008
Why would you wish cancer on someone, especially during the holidays. Thats horrible Owen
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- Cynical Ninja - 12-23-2008
Owenotto Wrote:Hey noobs, my thread is reloaded.... So if you want to mock me, do it well, don't do it with some terrible fashion like middle-nublet-finger did, it's lame boys...
Welcome back douchebag, I see your brief time away has seen little improvement in your ability to post anything not retarded.
I suppose I should be glad that they let pupils at your special needs school have internet access when they are allowed out of their straitjackets and man diapers.
The fact your parents are brother and sister has obviously contributed to your intellect, when I was 19 I was fully toilet trained and able to spell my name unlike you.
- Middle Finger - 12-23-2008
Hi, Owen. ::finger::
- ramseycat - 12-23-2008
Owenotto Wrote:My diary? What are you 12? Yes I am posting from my Barbie Diary with the little lock and key that I have hidden under my matress so my Mom doesn't find it.ramseycat Wrote:I'm not a virgin baby. Wait that didn't sound right ahahahhaahhaa! Isn't it past your bedtime?Hi catie... Is this forum your diary??
Owen = ::nuts::
- Sinister - 12-23-2008
ramseycat Wrote:Yea, you won't get past Sin with that nonsense
Nail. On. Head.
He's already ignoring my orders, we have one member wanting to set him on fire already, and Owen's pitiful attempt at.....something, with the "screw you" which sounds kinda sissy to me.
Members? Please post a yea or nay on this mental defficient because as of right now, he has no chance of entering. If one of you see something worthy in him, let me know what it is. I'm coming up blank on the worthiness factor with this asshat. ::doh::
- Middle Finger - 12-23-2008
Owen, time is of the essence. It's time to demonstrate why you should be granted access.
- ramseycat - 12-23-2008
Just let him in. He won't be able to keep up with the bad guys here. You can always boot him later if he proves unfit.
- Cynical Ninja - 12-23-2008
Sinister Wrote:ramseycat Wrote:Yea, you won't get past Sin with that nonsenseNail. On. Head.
He's already ignoring my orders, we have one member wanting to set him on fire already, and Owen's pitiful attempt at.....something, with the "screw you" which sounds kinda sissy to me.
Members? Please post a yea or nay on this mental defficient because as of right now, he has no chance of entering. If one of you see something worthy in him, let me know what it is. I'm coming up blank on the worthiness factor with this asshat. ::doh::
I say the buck has to stop somewhere and I vote it should stop right here with this pathetic little prick.
- F.U. - 12-23-2008
Sinister Wrote:Please post a yea or nay on this mental defficient because as of right now, he has no chance of entering. If one of you see something worthy in him, let me know what it is. I'm coming up blank on the worthiness factor with this asshat. ::doh::
I probably had as much interaction with this harry palmed basement dweller as anyone Sin. And to me it was about as much fun as changing the fluidsin my sled.
I would say pull the trigger on his dumb ass now. But then on the other hand, I thinkit might be fun towatch the newbie hensslap this piece of shit around for a page or two.
- Middle Finger - 12-23-2008
I feel that if he doesn't upgrade himself on his next "session" he stays in newbie hell for an extended period of time. No one needs to reply in their topic if they don't want. I am not a big fan of banning people who don't make it here. I am a fan of keeping them here until they improve. I feel this is in-line with the free, loving therapy and advice we offer here at Mock. We improve people. If it takes years in newbie hell, so be it.
- Sinister - 12-23-2008
Gathering opinions here.......
I like Poophole's reaction to just hit the "eject" button, but then I have to consider the potential for new meat for the minions to feed on, and this pup might be just the ticket.
FU, it was really that bad, eh? ::lmao::
Owen, here's the deal; you stay put for a while. I am still contemplating what I am going to do with you, but as of this time, you are not Mock-worthy. You're going to have to do some vast improving in your ability to hang with the big dogs before you are allowed into the rest of the site. Some show of brains, even a low IQ; a sign of life.......something, for fuck's sake. You are so obviously a child, I think you have a lot you need to learn before you are subjected to the rest of the board. I think it might be too much for your puppy-mind to tolerate. Your head could implode, and as much fun as that would be to watch, I'm erring on the side of caution. It's for your own good; trust me.
- Owenotto - 12-24-2008
Sinister Wrote:Gathering opinions here.......Okay, our super duper nublet MOTHERFUCKER moderator aka Sinister!!! Please just show me how intelligent you are, because really i don't give a fuck of being member here, no, it doesn't even faze me... I am trying to join your playgroup just due to the killing boredom, and thanks to this forum, i've got a little entertainment...
I like Poophole's reaction to just hit the "eject" button, but then I have to consider the potential for new meat for the minions to feed on, and this pup might be just the ticket.
FU, it was really that bad, eh? ::lmao::
Owen, here's the deal; you stay put for a while. I am still contemplating what I am going to do with you, but as of this time, you are not Mock-worthy. You're going to have to do some vast improving in your ability to hang with the big dogs before you are allowed into the rest of the site. Some show of brains, even a low IQ; a sign of life.......something, for fuck's sake. You are so obviously a child, I think you have a lot you need to learn before you are subjected to the rest of the board. I think it might be too much for your puppy-mind to tolerate. Your head could implode, and as much fun as that would be to watch, I'm erring on the side of caution. It's for your own good; trust me.
Now for the main issue, it is you who is not MOCK-WHORE-TY... K, how could our super duper nublet moderator get mocked by a simple verbiage: noobs!!! Fuck everything you say, if you are so almighty here, why didn't you reply directly to my post instead of emitting some shit while i was off?? Get your fatass here and face me noob... Unless you had lost your balls and operated them for the late christmas, but seriously, don't you think that you should demote yourself back into the garden troll you used to be back then?? Q(-Q-) more please!!!
- Owenotto - 12-24-2008
Fuck, i'm on for 6 hours and no one coming...!!! What the hell!!!
- Middle Finger - 12-24-2008
Owenotto Wrote:Fuck, i'm on for 6 hours and no one coming...!!! What the hell!!!
Many of us would rather chew off one of our own fingers than correspond with a dope like you.
- Liquid - 12-24-2008
I think you should let him in, BUT only if you tell Moose that he is a African American female, who likes Kmart and Walmart, lives in a trailer, watches Oprah and Tyra Banks every day, and thinks gay people are perfectly normal.
Let him in, but make sure to tell Moose the above mentioned info, lol
- ramseycat - 12-24-2008
I thought lettign him in at first would be cool. But it's becoming more and more clear that this is just a kid and he doesn't have what it take to survive here. Half the shit he says doesn't even sense. Of course it's not up to me so Sin can do what she feels is best.
- Sinister - 12-24-2008
Owenotto Wrote:Fuck, i'm on for 6 hours and no one coming...!!! What the hell!!!
Don't know or care where the fuck you live, but you are here in the middle of my night, so quit with your whining.
Quote:Please just show me how intelligent you are, because really i don't give a fuck of being member here
Learning how intelligent I am requires research on your part before you register. It is not my job nor my desire to get into discussions of quantum physics or chaos math with you to prove something to you. It is your job to prove your worthiness to us, not the other way around.
And we have all heard this bullshit "I don't care if I get in" many times before. No one is impressed with your faux disinterest. If you didn't care you wouldn't keep coming back, so take your little pissy attitude and cram it up your ass.