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First Attempt a Dismal Failure - Printable Version

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+--- Thread: First Attempt a Dismal Failure (/thread-1966.html)

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- Duchess - 12-03-2008

That avatar is as bad as Newbie's was when he first walked in..Couldn't you have made a more controversial choice, perhaps ?...I'm the original Catholic school girl, for Christ's sake...


- LuMPyPussy - 12-03-2008

Duchess Wrote:That avatar is as bad as Newbie's was when he first walked in..Couldn't you have made a more controversial choice, perhaps ?...I'm the original Catholic school girl, for Christ's sake...
I disagree. It's a satirical stab at the fundies that think the world was created 6,000 years ago and dinosaurs didn't exist.


- OnBendedKnee - 12-03-2008

You mean the earth wasn't created in six days, six thousand years ago? :Blush:


- Duchess - 12-03-2008

No shit...I didn't see anything odd about Jesus holding a dino at all...It seemed perfectly logical, of course I think gays should be allowed to marry too...


- OnBendedKnee - 12-03-2008

Next someone will tell me Jack really didn't have magical beans and rain isn't really the angels crying. :Blush::Blush:


- LuMPyPussy - 12-03-2008

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Next someone will tell me Jack really didn't have a magical ballsack and rain isn't really angels pissing in your face, you stupid cunt. ::irk::
There, I fixed it for you. ::thumbs::


- AnonyMoose - 12-03-2008

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Next someone will tell me Jack really didn't have magical beans and rain isn't really the angels crying. :Blush::Blush:



When you open your mouth, you better be damn fucking clear you aren't talking about Mr. Bauer. Jack's shits are more important than your whole goddamned gene pool.



- AnonyMoose - 12-03-2008

LittleMissPoopyPants Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Next someone will tell me Jack really didn't have a magical ballsack and rain isn't really angels pissing in your face, you stupid cunt. ::irk::
There, I fixed it for you. ::thumbs::
Don't be talking about magical ballsacks. You know how OP gets when he thinks The Queen might rub hers on his chin.


- OnBendedKnee - 12-03-2008

Yes...

Much better.

Thanks.


- AnonyMoose - 12-03-2008

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Yes...

Much better.

Thanks.
At least you had the balls to come back. Forfuckssake shit his pants and moved on to JeebusDoesMary.com to pray for my salvation. Seriously; what is your interest in the bible (if any), and if there is one you need to respond to the questions of my first thread. If there is none; then what other topics can I smack your dick into the dirt about? If you want to be plankton for the sharks, you need to add value somehow.


- AnonyMoose - 12-03-2008

OnBendedKnee Wrote:(Without the coma, did you just call me Jesus?)
Aren't all of you wetback meter readers in LA named Jesus?


- OnBendedKnee - 12-03-2008

[user=74]AnonyMoose[/user] wrote:
Quote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:Yes...

Much better.

Thanks.
At least you had the balls to come back.  Forfuckssake shit his pants and moved on to JeebusDoesMary.com to pray for my salvation.  Seriously;  what is your interest in the bible (if any),  and if there is one you need to respond to the questions of my first thread.  If there is none; then what other topics can I smack your dick into the dirt about?   If you want to be plankton for the sharks,  you need to add value somehow.
My interest in the Bible is I was born a Mormon and after finding out it is a fairy tale left it for Christianity only to find it is also a false belief system.
So, I'm on my own- fearing death like the rest of us- looking for new found salvation (from you).


- LuMPyPussy - 12-03-2008

Jeez, you might as well start gnawing a vein right now if we're your hope of salvation.


- OnBendedKnee - 12-03-2008

[user=35]LittleMissPoopyPants[/user] wrote:
Quote:Jeez, you might as well start gnawing a vein right now if we're your hope of salvation.
I misspoke.
By "salvation" I mean an escape from the PC world and the hacks and nose pickers who seem to be having one-way conversations on their cell phones, oblivious to all others, all around us.


- LuMPyPussy - 12-03-2008

Whew! The responsibility for your soul was an incredible burden just for that short time.

Hey buddy, sorry to tell you this but the person that decides your online fate here hasn't checked in tonight so your wait will be that much longer. Gotta admire your persistence though. ::thumbs::


- OnBendedKnee - 12-03-2008

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- Momster - 12-03-2008

AnonyMoose Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:(Without the coma, did you just call me Jesus?)
Aren't all of you wetback meter readers in LA named Jesus?
Wait! Who is in a coma?


- Sinister - 12-04-2008

Your second fucking attempt is bound to be another dismal failure.

Still a pig? That's all I need to know.



- Liquid - 12-04-2008

Liquid Wrote:
OnBendedKnee Wrote:What does it take to gain full access to these forums?

My first introduction was a miserable failure.
It takes not being one of the worst posters we have ever seen on this site as a newbie. It takes having some balls, a little cunt, and a little bitch in you also. It takes you dropping the bullshit religious crap and showing us your "Satan side" and not your altar boy cock sucking fake baby Jesus real self.

Stop being such a bloody just gave birth cunt stain, take off your fucking dress, ... and start posting something that is worth reading and not the pointless one line shit you have been wasting our time with so far to date.

Thanks for playing. Go back to your sandbox and molesting young boys behind the shed where your father used to ass fuck you when you where a child.
I just want to restate this. your posts have gotten worse and worse. I think you might be the first person ever to NEVER get out of newbie hell. you might be stuck here asshole. You better step it up soon.



- LuMPyPussy - 12-04-2008

Ah, I feel sorry for the poor little guy. :(