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- Duchess - 07-29-2008

Don't get comfortable with the lack of italics, Maggot. I simply refrain from using them in newbie hell because I don't like my posts being dicked around with.


- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Duchess Wrote:Don't get comfortable with the lack of italics, Maggot. I simply refrain from using them in newbie hell because I don't like my posts being dicked around with.

Once you are no longer a newbie, your posts shouldn't be fucked with. Let me double check with Sinister on that.



- The Antagonist - 07-29-2008

Dammit I go away a couple days and miss the chance to slap around this prepubescent nipple sucking little twat!

OK, I think I can explain to the little tittie sucker in his own language so he understands (if he comes back to read this that is!) what is required of him.

Here we go:

Dude, check it out. This site is like one of the rare places on line where we can like say shit like FUCK, and rag on other dudes and all. I mean all you have to do is post in that lame ass newbie hell shit and rag on them back!

I mean DUDE! how fucking cool is that? I mean you HAVE to rag on the mods to get in! OMG this is awesome, ragging on mods! If we were to do that in like Eve Online they'd be so pissed for that shit but here like, check it out MAN WE RAG ON THE MODS!

Get your ass in here DUDE and let's fuck with them, they'll never know what hit them until we anhiliate them with out awesome mental powers. Dude.



Think you can figure it out now dipshit?



- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

The Antagonist Wrote:Dammit I go away a couple days and miss the chance to slap around this prepubescent nipple sucking little twat!

OK, I think I can explain to the little tittie sucker in his own language so he understands (if he comes back to read this that is!) what is required of him.

Here we go:

Dude, check it out. This site is like one of the rare places on line where we can like say shit like FUCK, and rag on other dudes and all. I mean all you have to do is post in that lame ass newbie hell shit and rag on them back!

I mean DUDE! how fucking cool is that? I mean you HAVE to rag on the mods to get in! OMG this is awesome, ragging on mods! If we were to do that in like Eve Online they'd be so pissed for that shit but here like, check it out MAN WE RAG ON THE MODS!

Get your ass in here DUDE and let's fuck with them, they'll never know what hit them until we anhiliate them with out awesome mental powers. Dude.


Think you can figure it out now dipshit?

Heh. You're so versatile.




- Lady Cop - 07-29-2008

yeah? rag on me real fuck, and you get beaten with a rubber hose under a bright light. i enjoy that shit. ::batguy::


- The Antagonist - 07-29-2008

You know I neglected to answer his locked topic question!

Here, try this kid:

Oh and Dude, check this out..... they're like so stupid and like fucking babies they get all pissed at you and lock your topic when they cant' like take it anymore. So you go and start a new topic and they let you do it all over again! WTF dude? I mean get in here, we're going to like rule over this place!

C'mon back tittie sucker..... we ain't through with you yet. :Diablo:



- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Heh heh ...


- Rel Feuk - 07-29-2008

Sinister Wrote:And I see the little candy-ass needledick bug-fucker cut and run already.

HEY!!! Real Fuck!!!! Cuttin' and runnin' is not the way to get in, either, in case you had deluded yourself into believing it was.

There is no room for pussified candy-ass bitches here. You need to show proof of some spine, and some testicles. Zenith showed me she has testicles; where are yours? In your Mommy's purse????

Little bitch.....
You want to see my Nuts, maybe we should start things slow with some drinks or something....



- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Sinister, will you be having Real-Boring-Fuck's nuts roasted in peanut oil, or grilled and sprinkled with balsamic vinegar?


- Sinister - 07-29-2008

[user=43]Rel Feuk[/user] wrote:
Quote:You want to see my Nuts, maybe we should start things slow with some drinks or something....

A) I don't drink
B) I wouldn't drink with you if you were the last....whatever you are ...on the planet.
C) Did your Mom take your nuts out of her purse and let you play with them?
D) If this is what you consider doing better, you have a loooooooong way to go and a LOT to learn.

So far, you're pretty fucking pathetic.


Quote:Sinister, will you be having Real-Boring-Fuck's nuts roasted in peanut oil, or grilled and sprinkled with balsamic vinegar?

Do you think it matters? I doubt anyone would be interested in bite-sized appetizers no matter what I did to kill the taste.



- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Fair enough.


- Zenith - 07-29-2008

Sinister Wrote:Do you think it matters? I doubt anyone would be interested in bite-sized appetizers no matter what I did to kill the taste.
Well Goddamn!

If this punk ass, fuck faced, wannabe Mock Member can't take the little shit the DEMON BITCH has dished out so far, then goddamnit, he had better get the fuck off this site and look for one of those "pussy" sites.

This little motherfucker doesn't stand a chance at gaining full access if he let's Sin's ass get away with saying some shit like that about him. He's a little bitch and I hate 'em already!





- Sinister - 07-29-2008

Zenith Wrote:If this punk ass, fuck faced, wannabe Mock Member can't take the little shit the DEMON BITCH has dished out so far, then goddamnit, he had better get the fuck off this site and look for one of those "pussy" sites.
I applaud your observations. Now I'm going to go slam my fingers in a door 7 timesfor agreeing with you in the first place.

Do you have a pussy site to point him to? You must know several.



- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Zenith Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:Do you think it matters? I doubt anyone would be interested in bite-sized appetizers no matter what I did to kill the taste.
Well Goddamn!

If this punk ass, fuck faced, wannabe Mock Member can't take the little shit the DEMON BITCH has dished out so far, then goddamnit, he had better get the fuck off this site and look for one of those "pussy" sites.

This little motherfucker doesn't stand a chance at gaining full access if he let's Sin's ass get away with saying some shit like that about him. He's a little bitch and I hate 'em already!

Pretty funny ::laugh::



- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:If this punk ass, fuck faced, wannabe Mock Member can't take the little shit the DEMON BITCH has dished out so far, then goddamnit, he had better get the fuck off this site and look for one of those "pussy" sites.
I applaud your observations. Now I'm going to go slam my fingers in a door 7 timesfor agreeing with you in the first place.

Do you have a pussy site to point him to? You must know several.

You're such a cold bitch! You fucking cold, pimply-assed bitch! ::b33::



- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Real Fuck, or whatever his name is, posts like he is on drugs. I can smell the dopey brain cells. I feel that this has been a very disappointing return for that asshole admin.


- Sinister - 07-29-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Real Fuck, or whatever his name is, posts like he is on drugs. I can smell the dopey brain cells. I feel that this has been a very disappointing return for that asshole admin.

Asshole admin? If you are reffering to me, Shithead, I am NOT admin, I am simply a mod.

BTW, Feuktard....if you aren't back shortly with something worthy of the Mock forum, this topic, too, will be locked and you will be starting from square one again. Not that you ever got off square one, I'm just sayin'.....

As soon as I show up and slap you down, you bolt. We have no need for more pussies besides the one we have already; he being Squid. We have reached our pussy quota, so fuck off. ::finger::



- Zenith - 07-29-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Zenith Wrote:If this punk ass, fuck faced, wannabe Mock Member can't take the little shit the DEMON BITCH has dished out so far, then goddamnit, he had better get the fuck off this site and look for one of those "pussy" sites.
I applaud your observations. Now I'm going to go slam my fingers in a door 7 timesfor agreeing with you in the first place.

Do you have a pussy site to point him to? You must know several.
::lmao::
hahaha, fuck you Demon Bitch!

As for slamming your fingers in a door, why waste the time? Just put them in your mouth and naw them off one by one like the voracious wild animal you really are.
::bigg::



- Sinister - 07-29-2008

Zenith Wrote:::lmao::
hahaha, fuck you Demon Bitch!

As for slamming your fingers in a door, why waste the time? Just put them in your mouth and naw them off one by one like the voracious wild animal you really are.
::bigg::
My teeth are already dulled from chewing up the gobbets of my past victims. I have to get to the metal shop to have them filed back down. ::rotfl::


- Middle Finger - 07-29-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:Real Fuck, or whatever his name is, posts like he is on drugs. I can smell the dopey brain cells. I feel that this has been a very disappointing return for that asshole admin.

Asshole admin? If you are reffering to me, Shithead, I am NOT admin, I am simply a mod.

BTW, Feuktard....if you aren't back shortly with something worthy of the Mock forum, this topic, too, will be locked and you will be starting from square one again. Not that you ever got off square one, I'm just sayin'.....

As soon as I show up and slap you down, you bolt. We have no need for more pussies besides the one we have already; he being Squid. We have reached our pussy quota, so fuck off. ::finger::

Oh brother. ::rollseyes:: No, HE is an asshole admin. He is a webmaster, like his profile says. HIS return back to Mock has been disappointing so far.