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- Middle Finger - 07-02-2008

Good God, I'm sorry I said anything ...

- Sinister - 07-02-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:Good God, I'm sorry I said anything ...
You're not going to be able to sleep with thoughts of hot chicks masturbating with cucumbers now. are you?

- Middle Finger - 07-02-2008

No, it's not that. I'm just not comfortable feeling jealousy toward vegetables.

- Sinister - 07-02-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:No, it's not that. I'm just not comfortable feeling jealousy toward vegetables.
You may not be comfortable with it, but that is the crux of the issue, isn't it?

- Middle Finger - 07-02-2008

Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:No, it's not that. I'm just not comfortable feeling jealousy toward vegetables.
You may not be comfortable with it, but that is the crux of the issue, isn't it?
It is. I actually started feeling an envious hatred toward yellow squash, for example.


- FUC OFF LOSER - 07-02-2008

Damn no sleep for me tonight with those visions in my head

- Sinister - 07-02-2008

Middle Finger Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:
Middle Finger Wrote:No, it's not that. I'm just not comfortable feeling jealousy toward vegetables.
You may not be comfortable with it, but that is the crux of the issue, isn't it?
It is. I actually started feeling an envious hatred toward yellow squash, for example.
Yellow squash is like celery. It also goes limp too easily. The flesh of the squash is not to be relied upon.

- Middle Finger - 07-02-2008

LOL, OK ... thanks for the tip. Smiley_emoticons_smile I'll remove squash from my hate list.

- Sinister - 07-02-2008

FUC OFF LOSER Wrote:Damn no sleep for me tonight with those visions in my head

Want a picture, tough guy?

Oh bummer.....no porn allowed......::dlaugh::::sly::


- Sinister - 07-02-2008

Y'all want a real, true to life, actual "make your woman scream in ecstasy" tip? Once you have her hot and bothered, take a tiny little piece of Alka-Seltzer and slide it up inside your woman's snatch. The resulting foaming and fizzing will drive her into a frenzy like none you've ever seen before. Just remember; a TINY piece of Alka-Seltzer. Otherwise, you have a big, foamy mess to deal with. Get the right size and your woman will thnk you are the sex god of all time.

Having a Halls in your mouth when you go down on her is another bonus. Trust me. Been there, done that.


- Necro - 07-02-2008

Cool.
Ill remember that.
The Halls thing.
So...
Got any jokes?

- Sinister - 07-02-2008

Necro Wrote:Got any jokes?

Necro walked into a bar. The people sitting there, half drunk and blind sensed his impotence and his inability to form a complete sentence or an original thoughtand beat him to death.

Now that is some funny shit!!!


- Necro - 07-02-2008

You know what else is funny?
Next week Wednesday at exactly 3:36 AM your whole family will all instantaneously die!
Haha, I crack myself up sometimes...

- Sinister - 07-02-2008

Necro Wrote:You know what else is funny?
Next week Wednesday at exactly 3:36 AM your whole family will all instantaneously die!
Haha, I crack myself up sometimes...
You obviously don't know my family. This would be a blessing. So.....thank you!!!! ::thumbs::

- Necro - 07-02-2008

Youre right, I dont! Ive never been to Rwanda...
That is so mean lol...

- Duchess - 07-03-2008

...You freakin' people are utterly insane...

- Middle Finger - 07-03-2008

I'm afraid to suggest the alka seltzer thing to my wife.

- FUC OFF LOSER - 07-03-2008

Sinister Wrote:Y'all want a real, true to life, actual "make your woman scream in ecstasy" tip? Once you have her hot and bothered, take a tiny little piece of Alka-Seltzer and slide it up inside your woman's snatch. The resulting foaming and fizzing will drive her into a frenzy like none you've ever seen before. Just remember; a TINY piece of Alka-Seltzer. Otherwise, you have a big, foamy mess to deal with. Get the right size and your woman will thnk you are the sex god of all time.

Having a Halls in your mouth when you go down on her is another bonus. Trust me. Been there, done that.
::lmao:: F rushes out to buy Alka-Seltzer and Halls


- Sinister - 07-03-2008

FUC OFF LOSER Wrote:
Sinister Wrote:Y'all want a real, true to life, actual "make your woman scream in ecstasy" tip? Once you have her hot and bothered, take a tiny little piece of Alka-Seltzer and slide it up inside your woman's snatch. The resulting foaming and fizzing will drive her into a frenzy like none you've ever seen before. Just remember; a TINY piece of Alka-Seltzer. Otherwise, you have a big, foamy mess to deal with. Get the right size and your woman will thnk you are the sex god of all time.

Having a Halls in your mouth when you go down on her is another bonus. Trust me. Been there, done that.
::lmao:: F rushes out to buy Alka-Seltzer and Halls
You laugh if you want, but I'm telling you. This WORKS. Out of the two ideas, my favorite is the Alka-Seltzer trick. ::bigg::

- FUC OFF LOSER - 07-03-2008

Ok when you say a little what are we talking about 1⁄4 of a tablet an 1/8?

MF don't suggest just do it.