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- Cynical Ninja - 06-09-2008
noholes86ed Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:If your opinion of my mental state is true, I mightqualifyfor Mock Mod.noholes86ed Wrote:You're kidding!
You actually watch that stupid bullshit? Who fucking cares!
Anyone who doesn't watch and appreciate the humour of the Simpsons (which is the greatest television show of al time) is a retard.
Go back to watchingRen and Stimpy and Beavis and Butthead fuckhole.
Your funny.
Have you ever considered a career as a clownin a travelling circus?
Making balloon animals, snorting crack and fucking your brother.
- noholes86ed - 06-09-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Your funny.
Have you ever considered a career as a clownin a travelling circus?
Making balloon animals, snorting crack and fucking your brother.
You're a hoot.
I'd find circus lifemore entertainingthan apadded cube in an office. At least I'd be traveling someplace.
Balloon animals *smacks head* now why can't I be that funny.
No crack,
No brother,
But as soon as you pull your dick out of yours I'll give him a go.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-09-2008
noholes86ed Wrote:[user=32]Ordinary Peephole[/user] wrote:
Quote:Your funny.
Have you ever considered a career as a clownin a travelling circus?
Making balloon animals, snorting crack and fucking your brother.
Quote:You're a hoot.
Quote:I know.
Quote:I'd find circus lifemore entertainingthan apadded cube in an office. At least I'd be traveling someplace.
Quote:I don't work in a "padded cube".
Quote:Balloon animals *smacks head* now why can't I be that funny.
Quote:Genetics, yours are sorely lacking in the humour department. Don't worry every comedy partnership needs a talentless straight man so there is a place for you.
Quote:No crack,
No brother,
But as soon as you pull your dick out of yours I'll give him a go.
Quote:I'm an only child. That post was amazing, have you ever thoughtof adapting it intoa screenplay?
- noholes86ed - 06-09-2008
Good idea.
You can play the part of the buffalo, I can play the moose. ::banana::
Do you take it dry or with jelly?
- Cynical Ninja - 06-09-2008
noholes86ed Wrote:Good idea.
You can play the part of the buffalo, I can play the moose. ::banana::
Do you take it dry or with jelly?
What method did your fatheruse on you?
I'll goalong with your daddystechnique.
- noholes86ed - 06-09-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:What method did your fatheruse on you?
I'll goalong with your daddystechnique.
He had a longplump throbbingdick.
A method that would be impossible for you to compete with.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-09-2008
noholes86ed Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:What method did your fatheruse on you?
I'll goalong with your daddystechnique.
He had a longplump throbbingdick.
A method that would be impossible for you to compete with.
Well they do say paedophilia can be hereditary.
- noholes86ed - 06-09-2008
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You should know.noholes86ed Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:What method did your fatheruse on you?
I'll goalong with your daddystechnique.
He had a longplump throbbingdick.
A method that would be impossible for you to compete with.
Well they do say paedophilia can be hereditary.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-09-2008
noholes86ed Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:You should know.noholes86ed Wrote:Ordinary Peephole Wrote:What method did your fatheruse on you?
I'll goalong with your daddystechnique.
He had a longplump throbbingdick.
A method that would be impossible for you to compete with.
Well they do say paedophilia can be hereditary.
I grew up in a normal household so I am unable to give a detailed description of my fathers penis unlike you can as I was never shown it.
Not being able to describe your fathers penis is a good thing,just in case you think your bizarre upbringing was in anyway normal.
- Sinister - 06-09-2008
noholes86ed Wrote:AH HA!!!!! Now things are becoming more clear. Noholes has either had sex with his father, or at least watched his father having sex, (possibly whacking off?) Now I understand why Noholes is so stupid. He was probably inbred!!!Ordinary Peephole Wrote:What method did your fatheruse on you?
I'll goalong with your daddystechnique.
He had a longplump throbbingdick.
A method that would be impossible for you to compete with.
- Middle Finger - 06-09-2008
It's terrible the way you people go off topic. It should be a sin, really.
- Cynical Ninja - 06-09-2008
Middle Finger Wrote:It's terrible the way you people go off topic. It should be a sin, really.
From the cast of the simpsons to incest/paedophilia is quite a leap in just three pages I must admit.
::blink::