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RE: So Julie... - D - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 02:22 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote:(02-23-2010, 01:50 PM)D Wrote: And your pathetic attempt at a Mock falls flat on its face. I wouldn't staff Julie's POS forums if she paid me. Well, ok, maybe for $500/hour. However, I wouldn't doubt it if YOU were doing so.
Poor Sponge Bob. That was really clever....talk about a Mock falling flat on it's face.
Sorry snot GOB, it wasn't a Mock. It was a statement of opinion. But then, you're obviously too ignorant to know the difference. Just as you're too ignorant to know the difference between a pussy and an asshole, since you're quite obviously sucking Julie's brown eye with the way you're defending the hell out of the racist cunt. Brings a whole new meaning to brown noser.
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 02:40 PM)D Wrote:(02-23-2010, 02:22 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote:(02-23-2010, 01:50 PM)D Wrote: And your pathetic attempt at a Mock falls flat on its face. I wouldn't staff Julie's POS forums if she paid me. Well, ok, maybe for $500/hour. However, I wouldn't doubt it if YOU were doing so.
Poor Sponge Bob. That was really clever....talk about a Mock falling flat on it's face.
Sorry snot GOB, it wasn't a Mock. It was a statement of opinion. But then, you're obviously too ignorant to know the difference. Just as you're too ignorant to know the difference between a pussy and an asshole, since you're quite obviously sucking Julie's brown eye with the way you're defending the hell out of the racist cunt. Brings a whole new meaning to brown noser.
Well, thanks for clearing that up for me.
RE: So Julie... - D - 02-23-2010
I actually LIKE sponge bob, so keep going with it
Besides, I may have had skinny arms, but they were strong enough for everything *I* needed them to be. I'll never be an overmuscled fuck like some guys... it doesn't interest me. Tone is far more important than bulk. Especially for someone who practices the sword forms that I do, or rather did at that time. Endurance and finesse wins over brawn pretty much every time. But then, you're probably with some muscle bound hunk of man flesh that can barely figure 2+2, so I'm definitely NOT jealous. GOB.
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 02:49 PM)D Wrote: I actually LIKE sponge bob, so keep going with it
Besides, I may have had skinny arms, but they were strong enough for everything *I* needed them to be. I'll never be an overmuscled fuck like some guys... it doesn't interest me. Tone is far more important than bulk. Especially for someone who practices the sword forms that I do, or rather did at that time. Endurance and finesse wins over brawn pretty much every time. But then, you're probably with some muscle bound hunk of man flesh that can barely figure 2+2, so I'm definitely NOT jealous. GOB.
Ya...like fitting into a twin size bed.
RE: So Julie... - D - 02-23-2010
One person. Living alone. In a small apartment. Needs more than a twin bed? No. Especially with as comfortable as that mattress was. Holy shit.
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
My 12 year old son is nearly too tall to sleep in a twin size bed.
RE: So Julie... - D - 02-23-2010
God you're ignorant aren't you? They do make them in longer lengths. I'm only 1/2" under 6' and I wasn't too tall for that bed. No, as you've already stated the ONLY downside was when Ashley was there for the night and it was too NARROW. Of course, since we liked to cuddle in bed anyways, that wasn't really an issue either. Go on, keep trying. I'm laughing my ass off over here.
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
Twin Extra Long beds are 5 inches longer than a standard twin. They're often used in college dorm rooms to accommodate tall TEENS.
RE: So Julie... - Cynical Ninja - 02-23-2010
How tall are we talking here?
If D is nearly 6 foot and he can fit lengthwise into a twin bed, how tall is your 12 year old son?
Are we talking fucking Andre the giant here?
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
He claims it was an extra long version of a twin size bed. I doubt he is 6 feet tall, nearly or otherwise. My son is of average height for his age, although his father is 6'4...I am only 5'4.
RE: So Julie... - D - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 03:23 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Twin Extra Long beds are 5 inches longer than a standard twin. They're often used in college dorm rooms to accommodate tall TEENS.
Oh gee, and the fact that I was college age in that pic means nothing then I suppose? God damn you're funny.
RE: So Julie... - D - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 03:36 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: He claims it was an extra long version of a twin size bed. I doubt he is 6 feet tall, nearly or otherwise. My son is of average height for his age, although his father is 6'4...I am only 5'4.
5' 11.5" though I rarely claim the extra .5" because it makes me sound like I'm TRYING for 6'. And you continue to be funny. Are you brain dead?
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 03:41 PM)D Wrote:(02-23-2010, 03:23 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: Twin Extra Long beds are 5 inches longer than a standard twin. They're often used in college dorm rooms to accommodate tall TEENS.
Oh gee, and the fact that I was college age in that pic means nothing then I suppose? God damn you're funny.
What's with the "gee", Wally?
RE: So Julie... - ramseycat - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 01:45 PM)D Wrote: @ramsey
Ok, you're right, I did come off a little half cocked. But so did you by assuming that I meant she was posting from work RIGHT NOW.
And yes I do need laid. I freely admit it. But I'm not the type who'll just jump into bed with any skanky ho who is willing to spread her legs. So Julie's out.
Dude, I was just saying that I think she is off now because she said she had foot surgery. In fact, I even asked her on Monday BECAUSE she was posting during the day and I was gonna bust her chops about posting from work. You're grumpy computer geek today.
RE: So Julie... - ramseycat - 02-23-2010
I hate to even say this but Thing 1 is now taller than me!! And he weighs more. I will still kick his 13 year old ass though so being short has nothing to do with anything. You short people haters!!
RE: So Julie... - D - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 04:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You're grumpy computer geek today.
You offering to correct that issue?
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
Yes, she is, by putting her 3 inch heel up your persnickety ass.
RE: So Julie... - ramseycat - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 04:09 PM)D Wrote:(02-23-2010, 04:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You're grumpy computer geek today.
You offering to correct that issue?
Sorry baby, but you are too old for this Cougar.
RE: So Julie... - Greeneyesofblue - 02-23-2010
(02-23-2010, 04:40 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(02-23-2010, 04:09 PM)D Wrote:(02-23-2010, 04:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You're grumpy computer geek today.
You offering to correct that issue?
Sorry baby, but you are too old for this Cougar.
He was only in college in 06\07. I think he fits the criteria. Plus he was a little cutie back then. Aparently he has now filled out a litte AND has a goatee. Goatee's are hot. You might wanna reconsider sista. If only you could get him to stop saying "Gee".
RE: So Julie... - Cynical Ninja - 02-23-2010
I've had a goatee and stubble for quite a while now, I can't remember the last time I was completely clean shaven.