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RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Lady Cop - 07-30-2010
OK i promised you boobs.
some of our members have generously provided us with photos of their full frontal adipose attributes.
here is an example....guess who?
you have to register to see them in all their lush glory!
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 07-30-2010
Oh God..Oh God..What the fuck is THAT ?
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Middle Finger - 07-30-2010
Surely God could have done better than that ... just sayin ...
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 07-31-2010
I always have the urge to flip them the bird..lurkers that is..
What's the difference between a lurker & one who eavesdrops ?..
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - IMaDick - 07-31-2010
Lurkers are fat females with bleached hair and bathrobes sitting in a donut stained chair in front of their computers , and eavesdroppers are fat females with shaved snatches standing outside the door with greasy fingers from the fried chicken they are eating while listening to a conversation between normal people.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 07-31-2010
Are we normal ?..
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - IMaDick - 07-31-2010
We are "real" deep down honest people, and thats something every lurker would like to be but it scares the hell out of them they prefer to sit in their make believe world where everything is always nice.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - God - 07-31-2010
Yay!
It's official!
I'm fucking normal!
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 07-31-2010
(07-31-2010, 08:06 AM)IMaDick Wrote: We are "real" deep down honest people, and thats something every lurker would like to be but it scares the hell out of them they prefer to sit in their make believe world where everything is always nice.
Everyone says they want honesty yet, feelings get hurt & people get angry. My feeling is, if you can't deal with it, don't ask for it.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - God - 07-31-2010
That's cos of this too-far-gone fucking political correctness we have
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - QueenBee - 07-31-2010
(07-31-2010, 07:54 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Lurkers are fat females with bleached hair and bathrobes sitting in a donut stained chair in front of their computers , and eavesdroppers are fat females with shaved snatches standing outside the door with greasy fingers from the fried chicken they are eating while listening to a conversation between normal people.
HEY....I do NOT bleach my hair. And at least I do not lurk any more.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 07-31-2010
Yeah but, you drive a cube & that cancels everything else out..
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Lady Cop - 07-31-2010
time for the BIG GUNS here.
for the next 20 minutes only, all who register will receive a FREE SHAMWOW! :B
click on advert to see your prize.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 08-02-2010
Let 'em lurk...Everyone is so untrusting now they are only talking in the private forum anyway.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - twisteroo - 08-02-2010
I lurk.....I just don't have much to say.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - God - 08-02-2010
I'd agree - it all seems to be belly-button fluff with you.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Lady Cop - 08-05-2010
LUAU!
register now before the pig is gone! :B
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 08-06-2010
The half naked dancing guy is cool, so are the pretty girls & delightful looking drinks but, that pig laid out like that has got to go. I have the urge to rescue him but he's COOKED !...AND GARNISHED !
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Lady Cop - 08-06-2010
we'll have some fresh tropical fruits and rum too if you don't like piggy.
RE: HELLO ALL YOU LURKERS! - Duchess - 08-14-2010
I see you.
