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RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
Fuck off Dick!
RE: New Here - pyropappy - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 08:44 AM)lawnranger Wrote: Fuck off Dick!
Is that considered masturbation?
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 09:00 AM)pyropappy Wrote:(10-21-2010, 08:44 AM)lawnranger Wrote: Fuck off Dick!
Is that considered masturbation?
No, birth control at it's most basic form for smart-ass dickheads like ImaDick!
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
(10-19-2010, 07:18 PM)Cracker Wrote: [size=medium][i]
I can't tell if he's 18 or just a little simple. I have points to support both sides. He said "handle", which suggests a middle-aged over the road trucker. He actually typed and posted the lame turkey hand thing, which supports both. He is bragging about his dad and mentioned his "mama" both within his first few posts, which suggests either clannish proclivities or late onset puberty. I can't tell.
I'm older than 18 and have never been an "over the road trucker" you piece of shit wipe! You claim to be from the South in other threads but you don't call your mother "mama"! Fuck, you are a goddamn carpetbagger and nothing more aren't you?!?! The hand turkey, not "lame" turkey hand thing as you called it touched too close to home and you blasted off like the saree-wearing Taliban-held bitch that you are. Sorry that you failed 4th grade art class and are still hostile about it.
While talking that clanistic shit about me, you posted your User Name (excuse me for using my vocabulary to reach back and use "handle" instead of user-name), Cracker which is is a pejorative term for poor whites. It is especially used for the white inhabitants of the U.S. states of Georgia and Florida (Georgia crackers and Florida crackers), but it is also used throughout the Southern United States by African Americans against stupid-ass white folk! Step the fuck off "Cracker" you are fucking with the wrong guy if you want to be a whiny ass bitch. You will get bitch-slapped and put back into your fucking place.
My "MAMA" told me long ago and my "DADDY" confirmed it for me, never engage in a battle of wits against an unarmed person like you! Fuck off, never reply to me again or risk the wrath of someone that will royally fuck your ass without ever whipping my dick out!
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-21-2010
Oh shit ~
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 10:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Oh shit ~
Ohhh Yeah!
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 10:43 AM)lawnranger Wrote:(10-21-2010, 10:38 AM)Duchess Wrote:
Oh shit ~
Ohhh Yeah!
Ummm Duchess is easily impressed, my advice is practice with the weaklings like luke and username before you tackle the big dogs like maggot and myself.By the way, I will let you know when you can call me by my first name until then mind your manners kid.
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
Whatever, you stock-photo-using assmunch! You really bring a lot of game with your IMADICK stuff. You found a fucking cartoon somewhere and think you are cool by using it as your avatar and stealing the name from it. I could give a squirt of piss about what you think or what you say or type here. You are unoriginal and a waste of bandwidth!
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-21-2010
My avatar was given to me by a past member who thought he was smart, I stole it and have used it every since as a fuck you to dumb assed newbie motherfuckers who think they know everything after being here for 15 minutes.
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 11:11 AM)lawnranger Wrote: Whatever, you stock-photo-using assmunch! You really bring a lot of game with your IMADICK stuff. You found a fucking cartoon somewhere and think you are cool by using it as your avatar and stealing the name from it. I could give a squirt of piss about what you think or what you say or type here. You are unoriginal and a waste of bandwidth!
Don't sweat it kid, you will find a place here, maybe in the photography forum or maybe the flowers and tree's shit? not everyone makes it as a mocker, were used to newbie failures here so it's nothing new.
RE: New Here - Duchess - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 11:17 AM)IMaDick Wrote: not everyone makes it as a mocker
That would be a good topic, "what qualities does a good Mocker have and/or need".
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
And yet you haven't figured out how to take the stock-photo watermark off of your stolen avatar have you? You have nothing to contribute to society so you found a Forum where you can be a smart-ass and get away with it. You have a thousand or so "worthless" posts and you think you are a god. You are afraid that someone may emerge here and take your throne as head-buttfucker. Don't worry about me dude. I could care less how many posts you have made, how many avatars you have stolen, how many computers you have hacked or what your mama fixed for supper last night while you were banging your keyboard in your parent's basement.
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 11:20 AM)Duchess Wrote:(10-21-2010, 11:17 AM)IMaDick Wrote: not everyone makes it as a mocker
That would be a good topic, "what qualities does a good Mocker have and/or need".
Doesn't a "Mocker" need a good grasp of the English language? I think IMADICK posted that somewhere earlier. Yet, it just posted that "were", as compared to we're (the contraction of we are), used to failed newbies or some kind of horseshit. Go ask mama what's for lunch Dick!
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 11:21 AM)lawnranger Wrote: And yet you haven't figured out how to take the stock-photo watermark off of your stolen avatar have you? You have nothing to contribute to society so you found a Forum where you can be a smart-ass and get away with it. You have a thousand or so "worthless" posts and you think you are a god. You are afraid that someone may emerge here and take your throne as head-buttfucker. Don't worry about me dude. I could care less how many posts you have made, how many avatars you have stolen, how many computers you have hacked or what your mama fixed for supper last night while you were banging your keyboard in your parent's basement.
Thank you for recognising my attributes
but sucking my dick and kissing my ass will not get you what you are after.
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 11:31 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Thank you for recognising my attributes
Dick, and I use that term loosely (more like sloppy pussy), you couldn't MOCK your way out of a paper bag soaked for a week in shit-water. Take thirty minutes or so to think long and hard and consult your thesaurus before replying to comments. You only prove my point that you are a waste of bandwidth with your drivel.
I was invited here by LC on the HDR comment thread about the Zahra Baker case. I was told that this would be a forum where you didn't have to worry about being censored by Moderator Nazi's. After only two days here, I have learned that while the above is true, you will, however, be harassed by know-it-all, corrosive trolls and dip-shits like you and Cracker! Give it up, you aren't funny, you are weak, at best, as a Mocker and, after all, your mama has your lunch made. PB&J with the crust cut off of it and alphabet soup to help you learn your ABC's!
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-21-2010
In the old days of mock you would not have made it out of newbie hell being so soft skinned as you appear to be.
Interesting that you are trying to crawl under LC protective wing do you think it matters how you got here? who invited you?
Thanks for the "know it all" compliment,while it is flattering keep in mind that all the same rules apply that I supplied for you in my previous post.
RE: New Here - Greeneyesofblue - 10-21-2010
What the fuck happened to this now being a kinder and more gentle Mock? Most of you are still just the same old pricks with your hands down your pants. STFU already.
RE: New Here - lawnranger - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 12:05 PM)IMaDick Wrote: In the old days of mock you would not have made it out of newbie hell being so soft skinned as you appear to be.
Interesting that you are trying to crawl under LC protective wing do you think it matters how you got here? who invited you?
Thanks for the "know it all" compliment,while it is flattering keep in mind that all the same rules apply that I supplied for you in my previous post.
Type in English bitch if you want to talk to me. You have it right there on your profile. I have a few old grammar school language arts books around if you need one to brush up a bit.
RE: New Here - Greeneyesofblue - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 12:14 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: What the fuck happened to this now being a kinder and more gentle Mock? Most of you are still just the same old pricks with your hands down your pants. STFU already.
Lawnranger.....you are excluded from the above accusation.
RE: New Here - IMaDick - 10-21-2010
(10-21-2010, 12:14 PM)Greeneyesofblue Wrote: What the fuck happened to this now being a kinder and more gentle Mock? Most of you are still just the same old pricks with your hands down your pants. STFU already.
newbies aren't held in newbie hell , they are allowed straight access into the membership and forums.
If that's not kinder and gentler I don't know what is.
If you want to do the soup chicken thing don't you have some other forum that has already devolved into boredom and knitting instructions?
This one is on its way but it's not quite there yet.