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RE: I am here too... - Cracker - 10-24-2010
And can somebody please disable the effen butterfly avatars? WTH? Do you check to see if the person who joined the day before you has the same damn avatar? Do you understand you should have a different one?
Does "butterfly" mean something sexual of which I am not aware?
RE: I am here too... - username - 10-24-2010
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RE: I am here too... - Maggot - 10-24-2010
Can I just eat pretzels in bed and call it a day?
RE: I am here too... - username - 10-24-2010
Yeah. But SHE might not agree, lol.
RE: I am here too... - Cracker - 10-24-2010
I don't know how I'm not fat, but I eat in the middle of the night, too.
World's best artichoke dip, 5 minutes, just made it while I was getting the coffee set up for the morning:
2 cans quartered artichoke hearts in water, chopped up
1 cup Parmesan cheese (I'm white, so I used the grated kind in the bag that was really 6 ounces, I'm sure MF has a hunk at his house to grate)
1 cup Hellman's mayo (Best Foods on the other side of the country)
Stick in the microwave for five minutes, salt and pepper to taste, eat on crusty french bread. (It was low carb until I ate the bread.)
I think I'm finally tired. 'Tis time to slumber.
RE: I am here too... - username - 10-25-2010
That is just wrong on so many levels. Might as well inject yourself with your pure fat.
I will not respect you in the morning.
RE: I am here too... - Middle Finger - 10-25-2010
This thread sucks. It started off as a bore and has worked its way to a recipe booklet for fat-asses that say 'tis.
RE: I am here too... - Cracker - 10-25-2010
hahaha
Slept like a baby.
RE: I am here too... - IMaDick - 10-25-2010
(10-25-2010, 09:25 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: This thread sucks. It started off as a bore and has worked its way to a recipe booklet for fat-asses that say 'tis.
Hey asshole! Got anything else you want to say?
RE: I am here too... - Greeneyesofblue - 10-25-2010
(10-24-2010, 11:54 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't know how I'm not fat, but I eat in the middle of the night, too.
World's best artichoke dip, 5 minutes, just made it while I was getting the coffee set up for the morning:
2 cans quartered artichoke hearts in water, chopped up
1 cup Parmesan cheese (I'm white, so I used the grated kind in the bag that was really 6 ounces, I'm sure MF has a hunk at his house to grate)
1 cup Hellman's mayo (Best Foods on the other side of the country)
Stick in the microwave for five minutes, salt and pepper to taste, eat on crusty french bread. (It was low carb until I ate the bread.)
I think I'm finally tired. 'Tis time to slumber.
This sounds fabulous. I must confess to using the hunk of parmesan as well. It just tastes better. Try it once.
I have a recipe for a hot kielbasa dip that is like crack. Also low carb until you add the crusty sourdough. I have switched to a whole wheat sourdough, which is delicious.
RE: I am here too... - Duchess - 10-25-2010
RE: I am here too... - Greeneyesofblue - 10-25-2010
RE: I am here too... - Duchess - 10-25-2010
RE: I am here too... - Cracker - 10-25-2010
Food brings people together. If you make new friends drunk, you might fuck them, so better to have food. Just sayin'.
RE: I am here too... - Greeneyesofblue - 10-25-2010
RE: I am here too... - Duchess - 10-26-2010