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RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

Whatsa hermadite? Because I may be a hermadite.


RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 04:09 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think people see this site and say to themselves, "Yay! A site for whores like me!" Uhhh, people, there is ONE racy avatar. One. That doesn't mean you have found your slut's paradise. That doesn't mean rich men come here to find overweight, ignored wives to hump. Duchess is already humping the rich dude. You missed out.

I am just a whore wannabe and thank you for the warm welcome. :B




RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 04:55 PM)Cracker Wrote: Whatsa hermadite? Because I may be a hermadite.

Oops hermaphrodite




RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 03:28 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 03:23 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 03:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why does everyone go with the whore avatar?


Good question. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

You are YOU. You are the ONLY you. Why do they think we need another you? We already have you. We only need you. You will do.Smiley_emoticons_bussi


What a boring little world you must live in. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin



RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 03:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why does everyone go with the whore avatar? Why? It only looks good on some people. Just sayin'.


Who the fuck asked you? Smiley_emoticons_biggrin



RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 05:00 PM)DoubleStacked Wrote: What a boring little world you must live in. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Not really. An active mind and a quick wit usually keep me entertained. When I'm not entertaining myself, I have a decent career and a family of which I am proud. And I own some things. And I go places.

I know that doesn't compare to tits and dishes, but it will have to do.


RE: New Poster - username - 11-22-2010

I don't think my ass is that big. I think you've mistaken us for the breastimplants forum.


RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 04:13 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 04:09 PM)bampton Wrote: Jesus Double Stacked! Are those your tits? Nice rack if they are.

:sigh: nevermind. Then there are people like this who don't understand you can upload images from the Internet to use for your avatar.

If those are her tits, she is a whore. If that is what she presents to the world as her calling card, she is a stupid whore. So far she talked about TV crime and sports and mommy boards and cleaning the kitchen. No tits could lure me into that world.

BBM

Your grasp on real life is fucking scarey. I doubt any one would want to lure you into their world. Do the world a favor and just stay home. Their are enough pricks like you already.

I know your kind. Jealous of everyone, my mommy didn't love me enough and the world did me wrong kind of mentality. Go feed your 50 cats and stfu already.




RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 05:07 PM)username Wrote: I don't think my ass is that big. I think you've mistaken us for the breastimplants forum.


How do you think I found this forum?? Awink




RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 05:12 PM)DoubleStacked Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 04:13 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 04:09 PM)bampton Wrote: Jesus Double Stacked! Are those your tits? Nice rack if they are.

:sigh: nevermind. Then there are people like this who don't understand you can upload images from the Internet to use for your avatar.

If those are her tits, she is a whore. If that is what she presents to the world as her calling card, she is a stupid whore. So far she talked about TV crime and sports and mommy boards and cleaning the kitchen. No tits could lure me into that world.

BBM

Your grasp on real life is fucking scarey. I doubt any one would want to lure you into their world. Do the world a favor and just stay home. Their are enough pricks like you already.

I know your kind. Jealous of everyone, my mommy didn't love me enough and the world did me wrong kind of mentality. Go feed your 50 cats and stfu already.

"Scary." How do adults not know how to spell simple words?

"There." Common usage error. I don't even know how to explain that one.

Inept at psychobabble.

It is a good thing you are endowed with something.


RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

And I have a dog.

I think you are a whore because you used that avatar as an attention-seeking device. Then you discussed sports. Because who doesn't like sports, right? Then you mentioned how you dominated your husband. Because you are a badass. I think you are retarded. If you truly have huge tits, and had half a brain, you would never have to touch a dish in your life.

Just sayin'. (Should I insert one of the smilies you are so fond of here to soften the blow?)


RE: New Poster - Lady Cop - 11-22-2010

i don't A. watch football or B. get drunk. my son is the big Pats fan.
nothing wrong with getting drunk, i simply don't.
so double, do you mind mentioning your state? you needn't of course.





RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 05:44 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 05:12 PM)DoubleStacked Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 04:13 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(11-22-2010, 04:09 PM)bampton Wrote: Jesus Double Stacked! Are those your tits? Nice rack if they are.

:sigh: nevermind. Then there are people like this who don't understand you can upload images from the Internet to use for your avatar.

If those are her tits, she is a whore. If that is what she presents to the world as her calling card, she is a stupid whore. So far she talked about TV crime and sports and mommy boards and cleaning the kitchen. No tits could lure me into that world.

BBM

Your grasp on real life is fucking scarey. I doubt any one would want to lure you into their world. Do the world a favor and just stay home. Their are enough pricks like you already.

I know your kind. Jealous of everyone, my mommy didn't love me enough and the world did me wrong kind of mentality. Go feed your 50 cats and stfu already.

"Scary." How do adults not know how to spell simple words?

"There." Common usage error. I don't even know how to explain that one.

Inept at psychobabble.

It is a good thing you are endowed with something.


Your superior intellect leaves my humbled. Notworthy

However, you may want to fact check the proper usage of words their and there. Afterall, you do know things. AwinkAwink


RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

You are retarded. "Their" is possessive. Jesus Christ.

And I didn't have to check. I had elementary school.

Welcome to Mock! I hope those things float!


RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 05:48 PM)Cracker Wrote: And I have a dog.

I think you are a whore because you used that avatar as an attention-seeking device. Then you discussed sports. Because who doesn't like sports, right? Then you mentioned how you dominated your husband. Because you are a badass. I think you are retarded. If you truly have huge tits, and had half a brain, you would never have to touch a dish in your life.

Just sayin'. (Should I insert one of the smilies you are so fond of here to soften the blow?)

hah And you dare teach others grammar 101?? I think you need a little refresher course, cat lady.

HaHa and to think I missed the opportunity to use the name Dominatrix.

Big tits, fat, whore, half a brain?? Lame, weak and boringggggggg.




RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

You may want to ease up on that. Anything I post that isn't grammatically correct is intentional, which differs from your stupid shit. In fact, point out an error. I can justify my style of composition.


RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 05:54 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: i don't A. watch football or B. get drunk. my son is the big Pats fan.
nothing wrong with getting drunk, i simply don't.
so double, do you mind mentioning your state? you needn't of course.

I do enjoy watching sports in a social environment and will occassionally indulge myself.

My compliments on your son. I am not a known ass kisser but I do have the utmost respect for good parenting.

As for my location, I would perfer to tell you privately. I am thinking Cracker might be a demented stalker - just saying. (insert the winking emoticon)





RE: New Poster - DoubleStacked - 11-22-2010

(11-22-2010, 06:21 PM)Cracker Wrote: You may want to ease up on that. Anything I post that isn't grammatically correct is intentional, which differs from your stupid shit. In fact, point out an error. I can justify my style of composition.

It is their world not there world. The possessive 'their' is correct.

Oops


Knowledge is of no value unless you put it into practice.



RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

Please. Don't flatter yourself. I just think you are retarded. I don't give a shit where retarded people live, as long as you don't live on my street.


RE: New Poster - Cracker - 11-22-2010

You ignorant bitch. You said, and I quote, "Their are enough pricks like you already."

You are a stupid fucking cunt. It is THERE ARE ENOUGH PRICKS LIKE YOU ALREADY. Jesus fucking Christ. You are RETARDED.