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RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-03-2010

(12-03-2010, 10:55 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote:
(12-03-2010, 08:18 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-03-2010, 07:35 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote: Shut your pie hole(dick); you walking, talking zit...

are you an expert on zits?

Enough to know a zit when I see one....

:B

Ok, If you say so, I have never met an expert on zits before, what is it that interests you about zits?






RE: New Be Me - HyenaKiller - 12-04-2010

(12-03-2010, 11:22 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-03-2010, 10:55 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote:
(12-03-2010, 08:18 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(12-03-2010, 07:35 PM)HyenaKiller Wrote: Shut your pie hole(dick); you walking, talking zit...

are you an expert on zits?

Enough to know a zit when I see one....

:B

Ok, If you say so, I have never met an expert on zits before, what is it that interests you about zits?

Ya... anyway, a 3 year old knows a zit when it sees one. It is easily distinguishable, it is usually full of puss and pops if you squeeze it.... Just like you....

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RE: New Be Me - Duchess - 12-04-2010



That's gross & offends my tender sensibilities.



RE: New Be Me - Maggot - 12-04-2010

I do not believe in astrology leo, Virgo any of that bullshit.


RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 08:58 AM)Maggot Wrote: I do not believe in astrology leo, Virgo any of that bullshit.

Don't be ashamed of your star sign dude.




RE: New Be Me - Duchess - 12-04-2010



I'm a Capricorn & not exactly thrilled to be half goat & frankly feel I've been gyped with that dreadful garnet, September & April is so much nicer.



RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-04-2010

I'm a Leo.


RE: New Be Me - Duchess - 12-04-2010



Rawr! Awink



RE: New Be Me - Maggot - 12-04-2010

pussy


RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 09:28 AM)Maggot Wrote: pussy

hah You sorry fucker, you can never beat me, I will always be more powerful,with more wit and charm than you can even imagine.






RE: New Be Me - Maggot - 12-04-2010

You are the reason I put the seat down.


RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 09:40 AM)Maggot Wrote: You are the reason I put the seat down.

The reason you put the seat down is because you are the queen of your house, first time I got told that shit I took the seat off, problem solved.

Maybe you and luke could go in halves on a set of balls?




RE: New Be Me - Maggot - 12-04-2010

Lukes balls are neatly tucked up his ass, thats why you cannot see them as you make that popping noise.


RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-04-2010

All I can say is it's Signs_173 that you know where lukes balls are.

Please keep this shit to yourself, I'm trying real hard to get along with you.




RE: New Be Me - Moonsmuse - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 09:23 AM)Duchess Wrote:

I'm a Capricorn & not exactly thrilled to be half goat & frankly feel I've been gyped with that dreadful garnet, September & April is so much nicer.

Capricorns are some of the smartest of the zodiac. Besides, your sun sign is only a tiny part of your astrological makeup. There is so much more. The ascendant (rising sign) determines most of your physical appearance and the Moon sign is your emotions. Also, as far as Cap sun goes each sign is divided into thirds and each 13 is ruled by a different planet. This is why all Virgos are not neat freaks, only those born in the first third of the sign are obsessed with neatness.

This is why sun sign astrology, or pop astrology as we call it, is really a crock.


RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-04-2010

Me thinks Maggot is a virgo, that sorry SOB has all the markings of a gay caballero.


Oh I am a gay caballero
Going to Rio Janiero
With nice oily hair,
And full of hot air,
I'm an expert at shooting the bull-eo




RE: New Be Me - Lady Cop - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 10:17 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Me thinks Maggot is a virgo, that sorry SOB has all the markings of a gay caballero.


Oh I am a gay caballero
Going to Rio Janiero
With nice oily hair,
And full of hot air,
I'm an expert at shooting the bull-eo

oh shit 28

you know i know Maggot in real life, and he's certainly not gay. but that poem is funnier than hell!
sorry Maggot, that cracked me up!





RE: New Be Me - Moonsmuse - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 10:22 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(12-04-2010, 10:17 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Me thinks Maggot is a virgo, that sorry SOB has all the markings of a gay caballero.


Oh I am a gay caballero
Going to Rio Janiero
With nice oily hair,
And full of hot air,
I'm an expert at shooting the bull-eo

oh shit 28

you know i know Maggot in real life, and he's certainly not gay. but that poem is funnier than hell!
sorry Maggot, that cracked me up!
Sexual orientation can actually be found in the birth chart, but it has nothing to with the sun/moon sign or the sign the ascendant is in.

That poem is funny, but weren't gay caballeros gay in the 'happy go lucky' kind of gay?



RE: New Be Me - IMaDick - 12-04-2010

(12-04-2010, 10:30 AM)Moonsmuse Wrote:
(12-04-2010, 10:22 AM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(12-04-2010, 10:17 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Me thinks Maggot is a virgo, that sorry SOB has all the markings of a gay caballero.


Oh I am a gay caballero
Going to Rio Janiero
With nice oily hair,
And full of hot air,
I'm an expert at shooting the bull-eo

oh shit 28

you know i know Maggot in real life, and he's certainly not gay. but that poem is funnier than hell!
sorry Maggot, that cracked me up!
Sexual orientation can actually be found in the birth chart, but it has nothing to with the sun/moon sign or the sign the ascendant is in.

That poem is funny, but weren't gay caballeros gay in the 'happy go lucky' kind of gay?

can you talk without all of the zodiac stuff? or is that the extent of your personality?

LC is a repressed pervert, you have to give her some room.




RE: New Be Me - HyenaKiller - 12-04-2010

Gemini here... one good side, and well you know....

muuhhaaaaa