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RE: TGIF - Cracker - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors
My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...
RE: TGIF - Maggot - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 07:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors
My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...
If you eat them make sure they are closed first. They are child proof scissors. If you are a Pelican I guess it does not matter though. Thems birds will eat anything!
RE: TGIF - Fibonacci Prima - 02-11-2011
Do they let you have scissors on suicide watch? Evidently holding a plastic knife to my neck has given the wrong impression...
RE: TGIF - Cracker - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors
My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...
If you eat them make sure they are closed first. They are child proof scissors. If you are a Pelican I guess it does not matter though. Thems birds will eat anything!
Google doesn't return any hits on "popcorn scissors." Where the hell did you hear that? I have never heard the expression in my life.
RE: TGIF - Lady Cop - 02-11-2011
Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.
RE: TGIF - Duchess - 02-11-2011
If bitchflakes can be trademarked then so can, "Shut the fuck up, Ramsey".
RE: TGIF - Maggot - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 08:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:51 PM)Maggot Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 07:27 PM)Maggot Wrote: Popcorn scissors
My turn to ask: WTF are those? Are you supposed to cut popcorn? Because apparently I am a mannerless pig that just eats it whole with my hands...
If you eat them make sure they are closed first. They are child proof scissors. If you are a Pelican I guess it does not matter though. Thems birds will eat anything!
Google doesn't return any hits on "popcorn scissors." Where the hell did you hear that? I have never heard the expression in my life.
Google this..........
google hmmmph.
RE: TGIF - Cracker - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.
You must be right.
Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.
RE: TGIF - Maggot - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.
You must be right.
Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.
I do not stutter!
RE: TGIF - IMaDick - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.
You must be right.
Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.
Maggot is the only one that makes sense to me most of the time. the rest of you are fucked up.
RE: TGIF - Cracker - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 10:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.
You must be right.
Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.
Maggot is the only one that makes sense to me most of the time. the rest of you are fucked up.
Maybe you should start your own board. How about a gay coin collecting board? Then invite him to join. hahahahaha
RE: TGIF - Fibonacci Prima - 02-11-2011
Shit, Cracker! New avie scares me!
Ok maybe not scare. Startle, perhaps.
RE: TGIF - Cracker - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 10:59 PM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Shit, Cracker! New avie scares me!
Ok maybe not scare. Startle, perhaps.
Yeah, they scare me a little, too. Unless they come to the door dressed in a white shirt and black tie. Then I know they are just Jehovah's and are probably not casing my house.
RE: TGIF - IMaDick - 02-11-2011
(02-11-2011, 10:47 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 10:40 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-11-2011, 08:36 PM)Cracker Wrote:(02-11-2011, 08:17 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Cracker, Maggot has a very creative mind and vivid fantasy life and imagination. he makes that shit up.
You must be right.
Maggot is Mock's Charles Dodgson.
Maggot is the only one that makes sense to me most of the time. the rest of you are fucked up.
Maybe you should start your own board. How about a gay coin collecting board? Then invite him to join. hahahahaha
are you saying that if I start a site for gay coin collectors that Maggot is gay and would want to join?
That's pretty fucked up, just like I said.
RE: TGIF - Maggot - 11-10-2021
Today is my Friday bitches. Thank you for your support.
RE: TGIF - Clang McFly - 11-10-2021
I have tomorrow off for Veteran's Day. If I had taken Friday off, today would be my Friday.
RE: TGIF - Maggot - 11-10-2021
Lets celebrate with some scrotum whipping!
RE: TGIF - rothschild - 11-10-2021
Back in the day when I was surfing pron sites, I ran into a vid with a dom bitch in red, high-heeled boots that looked very heavy, mercilessly kicking an old guy in his bosack. Totally brutal, and the old guy was eating it up like it was nothing, in spite of being hurt.
So yeah, people ARE strange.
RE: TGIF - Clang McFly - 11-10-2021
(11-10-2021, 12:46 PM)Maggot Wrote: Lets celebrate with some scrotum whipping!
Let's eat some bull testicles and head cheese instead.
RE: TGIF - Carsman - 11-10-2021
OUCH!!!!