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RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 08:11 PM)Misguided Wrote: Wow Cracker,..maybe you get a good side to you,eh?
Malivick,...better remember this day,to be sure...she sure is cutting you some slack...you got lucky today.

Sometimes. I'm nice to people I like. Unless I think of a really good one and I just can't help myself.

I don't like it when new members come and try to impress their values upon me. I don't know them. I don't care. If they were famous, I would already be aware of their platform. If they are some douchey guy from Akron, what the fuck do I care if he wants to play Jesus of the Internet? I'm fucking grown. I can do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN DAMMIT!

If he wants fluff and rainbows, he can stick with some churchy site or heavily-moderated board.

RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

In other words, "WAAAHHHHHH. You should be like me because I just worked up the nerve to post." WTH? I've got a bigger set...

RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 08:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You have seen breasts that her,it's, whatever,claimed as her,it's whaever, breasts, shit I can post pictures of boobs and say they are Maggots, you wouldn't know the difference.

I,have,never,seen,soooooo,many,commas! Is that you, William Shatner?

RE: newb - IMaDick - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 08:29 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:20 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You have seen breasts that her,it's, whatever,claimed as her,it's whaever, breasts, shit I can post pictures of boobs and say they are Maggots, you wouldn't know the difference.

I,have,never,seen,soooooo,many,commas! Is that you, William Shatner?

I know it's fucked up that i have to have so many choices when I talk to you, even if it was by way of Duchesses ignorant fucking post, I was still talking to you, stop the madness!



RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 08:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Duchesses ignorant fucking post


Hey! Hey! Duchess is an angel.

[Image: Duchessisanangel.jpg]



RE: newb - IMaDick - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 08:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:49 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Duchesses ignorant fucking post


Hey! Hey! Duchess is an angel.

[Image: Duchessisanangel.jpg]

I know, Don't worry I hold it against you, unless of course you want me to?



RE: newb - Adub - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 08:26 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 08:11 PM)Misguided Wrote: Wow Cracker,..maybe you get a good side to you,eh?
Malivick,...better remember this day,to be sure...she sure is cutting you some slack...you got lucky today.

Sometimes. I'm nice to people I like. Unless I think of a really good one and I just can't help myself.

I don't like it when new members come and try to impress their values upon me. I don't know them. I don't care. If they were famous, I would already be aware of their platform. If they are some douchey guy from Akron, what the fuck do I care if he wants to play Jesus of the Internet? I'm fucking grown. I can do what I want. I'm an AMERICAN DAMMIT!

If he wants fluff and rainbows, he can stick with some churchy site or heavily-moderated board.

Link please. TIA



RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011



Oh boy.

RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

Did that make any sense to you, Duchess?

Having the crime forum is a little like having a prison in your town. It brings in it's own special kind of people. And I mean SPECIAL.

RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 09:56 PM)Adub Wrote: Link please. TIA

Here ya' go!

http://mockforums.net/thread-2774.html

RE: newb - Duchess - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 10:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: Did that make any sense to you, Duchess?


Looking for a link to a heavily moderated church forum maybe? :Sarcastic



RE: newb - Adub - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 10:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 10:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: Did that make any sense to you, Duchess?


Looking for a link to a heavily moderated church forum maybe? :Sarcastic

Yeah well, Cracker seems a bit slow, iykwm. Probably rode the short bus to school.



RE: newb - IMaDick - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 10:25 PM)Adub Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 10:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 10:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: Did that make any sense to you, Duchess?


Looking for a link to a heavily moderated church forum maybe? :Sarcastic

Yeah well, Cracker seems a bit slow, iykwm. Probably rode the short bus to school.

speaking of short school buses, start your own thread. Posting in this one does not count as an intro.



RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 10:25 PM)Adub Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 10:05 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 10:01 PM)Cracker Wrote: Did that make any sense to you, Duchess?


Looking for a link to a heavily moderated church forum maybe? :Sarcastic

Yeah well, Cracker seems a bit slow, iykwm. Probably rode the short bus to school.
If You Know What Mean?

You seem to be highly intelligent. IYKWM. hahaha Retard.

Be careful who you accuse of being as stupid as you are on the Internet. You don't know who you are trying to bullshit. You spend all day trying to solve crimes from your shit hole of a city. I assume you aren't also running the world simultaneously.


RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

I want to make sure I have this right:

If you are from Ohio, it is bad to call Michelle Obama a gorilla, but it's OK to make fun of children with special needs? What if the SPEDs are also black? Because that seems to be a grey area...

RE: newb - Cracker - 02-11-2011

O.M.G! I finally have the answer I have been seeking for so long!

Q: Why are gorillas so noisy? A: They were raised in a zoo!

Now I know!

RE: newb - aussiefriend - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 08:27 PM)Cracker Wrote: In other words, "WAAAHHHHHH. You should be like me because I just worked up the nerve to post." WTH? I've got a bigger set...

ME TOO! although mine don't stand up all independent and automatic the way that those ones do in that pic.

RE: newb - BlueTiki - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 10:45 PM)Cracker Wrote: I want to make sure I have this right:

If you are from Ohio, it is bad to call Michelle Obama a gorilla, but it's OK to make fun of children with special needs? What if the SPEDs are also black? Because that seems to be a grey area...

Hahahahahaha!

My eyes are fucking swollen and my nose is running from crying!

I look like a Toledo tard.



RE: newb - username - 02-11-2011

(02-11-2011, 11:28 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I look like a Toledo tard.

Tsk tsk, we haven't even seen netsleuth's picture yet to compare.

RE: newb - IMaDick - 02-12-2011

(02-11-2011, 11:41 PM)username Wrote:
(02-11-2011, 11:28 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I look like a Toledo tard.

Tsk tsk, we haven't even seen netsleuth's picture yet to compare.

Superficial bullshit, now about your picture, come out from behind the dog.

the world is waiting.