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RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011

(02-18-2011, 09:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought you died and was dragged off by wolves or something.......

Naw, I'm too nice to get eaten by wolves.

You smell like feet. Wolves don't even eat the feet.

Wolves don't eat feet? They probably are tough like a shoe though. I bet they eat the arches or at least chew on them. This kinda bugs me now.

Crackers full of shit, there is nothing that wolves don't eat, although they do eat the high value stuff first.

I thought so... them fuckers are just overgrown coy-dogs, they will eat and crack the marrow out of bones sticking their sliver lips in the holes.

RE: Here I am !!! - Lady Cop - 02-18-2011

Maggot was raised by wolves. Taz

[Image: romulus_remus.jpg]

RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011

(02-18-2011, 09:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggot was raised by wolves. Taz

You tell-em Mom. :B

RE: Here I am !!! - Lady Cop - 02-18-2011

(02-18-2011, 09:59 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggot was raised by wolves. Taz

You tell-em Mom. :B

Maggot-1
LC-742

hah Smiley_emoticons_bussi



RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011

(02-18-2011, 10:01 PM)Lady Cop Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:59 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:48 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Maggot was raised by wolves. Taz

You tell-em Mom. :B

Maggot-1
LC-742

hah

Smiley_emoticons_razz This coming from a person that has to write to Barney Frank in order to complain. hah

RE: Here I am !!! - Lady Cop - 02-18-2011

[Image: barney-frank-funny-demotivational-poster-1229968744.jpg]

RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011

Now I know why they call test bunnies "Franks"

RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011

(02-16-2011, 08:49 PM)twinsdaddy610 Wrote: For those of you that have met cjcisneros, I'm the big ol' snoring teddy bear who has the unwavering ability to state the obvious Smiley_emoticons_biggrin HOWEVER, I am not the bed hog in this house !!! CJ told me about this site, and it sounded like something right up my sarcastic alley, so here I am, glad to meet everyone.

For shits and giggles do you like holes under trees and piles of hay?

RE: Here I am !!! - Cracker - 02-18-2011

(02-18-2011, 09:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:05 PM)Maggot Wrote: I thought you died and was dragged off by wolves or something.......

Naw, I'm too nice to get eaten by wolves.

You smell like feet. Wolves don't even eat the feet.

Wolves don't eat feet? They probably are tough like a shoe though. I bet they eat the arches or at least chew on them. This kinda bugs me now.

Crackers full of shit, there is nothing that wolves don't eat, although they do eat the high value stuff first.

Wolves eat innards and flanks. Buzzards, coyotes, ravens, opossums eat feets and assholes. So Dick needs to worry more about the buzzards and opossums because they like assholes that smell like feet.

RE: Here I am !!! - Maggot - 02-18-2011

(02-18-2011, 10:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:15 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:08 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Naw, I'm too nice to get eaten by wolves.

You smell like feet. Wolves don't even eat the feet.

Wolves don't eat feet? They probably are tough like a shoe though. I bet they eat the arches or at least chew on them. This kinda bugs me now.

Crackers full of shit, there is nothing that wolves don't eat, although they do eat the high value stuff first.

Wolves eat innards and flanks. Buzzards, coyotes, ravens, opossums eat feets and assholes. So Dick needs to worry more about the buzzards and opossums because they like assholes that smell like feet.

When I have a coffee in the AM I will reread this in the hopes of finding a cunthair of sanity.

RE: Here I am !!! - twinsdaddy610 - 02-21-2011

well as long as wolves don't eat teddy bears, I guess I'm safe.

RE: Here I am !!! - IMaDick - 02-21-2011

(02-21-2011, 07:05 PM)twinsdaddy610 Wrote: well as long as wolves don't eat teddy bears, I guess I'm safe.

At some point you will find out just how much of a legend I really am.







RE: Here I am !!! - Keith Stone - 02-23-2011

(02-21-2011, 07:27 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-21-2011, 07:05 PM)twinsdaddy610 Wrote: well as long as wolves don't eat teddy bears, I guess I'm safe.

At some point you will find out just how much of a legend I really am.

Don't bother, we already know. You are the doormat that thinks is someone but gets told to shut the fuck up by the staff at least twice a week.







Sad but true.

RE: Here I am !!! - Duchess - 02-24-2011

(02-23-2011, 10:58 PM)Keith Stone Wrote: You are the doormat that thinks is someone but gets told to shut the fuck up by the staff at least twice a week.


Actually, he's a valued member of Mock. Don't read too much into how you see us interact, that's how Dick & I communicate.



RE: Here I am !!! - aussiefriend - 02-24-2011

(02-18-2011, 10:46 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 10:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:43 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:32 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(02-18-2011, 09:15 PM)Cracker Wrote: You smell like feet. Wolves don't even eat the feet.

Wolves don't eat feet? They probably are tough like a shoe though. I bet they eat the arches or at least chew on them. This kinda bugs me now.

Crackers full of shit, there is nothing that wolves don't eat, although they do eat the high value stuff first.

Wolves eat innards and flanks. Buzzards, coyotes, ravens, opossums eat feets and assholes. So Dick needs to worry more about the buzzards and opossums because they like assholes that smell like feet.

When I have a coffee in the AM I will reread this in the hopes of finding a cunthair of sanity.

Where do you pull this things out of? How do you come up with this stuff?