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RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-17-2011
(02-17-2011, 10:35 PM)Cracker Wrote: Gentlemen of Mock,
Please don't search for love online. It creeps the Lady Mockers tf out. We will let your respective wives enjoy your hidden treasures and family jewels.
Thanks,
Lady Mockers
Like you would know what creeps the lady mockers out.
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-17-2011
I think you would cry more if you were married to a woman like me. I think you would drink protein shakes and use the dick pump gathering dust in your closet because you would be threatened by my lack of helplessness. I don't need a rescue.
I would also beat your ass with the empty paper towel roll if you used the last one and didn't change it.
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-18-2011
(02-17-2011, 10:52 PM)Cracker Wrote: I think you would cry more if you were married to a woman like me. I think you would drink protein shakes and use the dick pump gathering dust in your closet because you would be threatened by my lack of helplessness. I don't need a rescue.
I would also beat your ass with the empty paper towel roll if you used the last one and didn't change it.
Are you proposing to me?
RE: Paper towels - Maggot - 02-18-2011
(02-17-2011, 08:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I took the last towel off the roll in the kitchen two days ago and this female who promised to love and honor me has not put a new roll of towels on the towel rack.
what exactly does she expect for me to wipe my hands on?
If she thinks for one minute I'm going to put a new roll on there she needs therapy or something.
She knows damn well that is not my job, it's woman's work.
STFU and wipe it on your pants like every other man in America does?
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-18-2011
![[Image: wipe-ass-with-wet-paper-towel-no-need-to...helor-Frog]](http://images2.memegenerator.net/ImageMacro/4607131/wipe-ass-with-wet-paper-towel-no-need-to-shower-today.jpg?imageSize=Large&generatorName=Foul-Bachelor-Frog)
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-18-2011
Why Dick is afraid of the paper towel holder:
![[Image: 242528015PnzqId_fs.jpg]](http://image22.webshots.com/23/2/80/15/242528015PnzqId_fs.jpg)
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-18-2011
Umm. That is large. My bad.
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 10:39 PM)Maggot Wrote:(02-17-2011, 08:38 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I took the last towel off the roll in the kitchen two days ago and this female who promised to love and honor me has not put a new roll of towels on the towel rack.
what exactly does she expect for me to wipe my hands on?
If she thinks for one minute I'm going to put a new roll on there she needs therapy or something.
She knows damn well that is not my job, it's woman's work.
STFU and wipe it on your pants like every other man in America does?
Chicken shit motherfuckers, What ever happened to the real men who kept their wives working in the house, what if I wanted to invite the divorcee from across the road over for breakfast or something and there were no paper towels on the roll?
She would think that I married a lazy woman, I wouldn't want her to get the wrong idea, would I ?
RE: Paper towels - IMaDick - 02-18-2011
(02-18-2011, 10:43 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why Dick is afraid of the paper towel holder:
Why cracker keeps one finger in the stink. and none in the pink.
RE: Paper towels - Cracker - 02-18-2011
![[Image: chicken_dancing_chicken_dance_hg_clr.gif]](http://www.whiskeycafe.com/chicken_dancing_chicken_dance_hg_clr.gif)