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RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-19-2011

(02-19-2011, 12:03 AM)HeartBreaker Wrote: so hi. clearly i'm new. i joined because i've been following the clarke/straub murder but i think i've found a new "hobby" in this site. unfortunately the lack of adult conversation in my life these days has me feeling a little self conscious when i post. hmm... anyone else have this problem???

You should watch more porn.




RE: hello from HB - HeartBreaker - 02-20-2011

(02-19-2011, 06:36 PM)username Wrote:
(02-19-2011, 12:03 AM)HeartBreaker Wrote: unfortunately the lack of adult conversation in my life these days has me feeling a little self conscious when i post. hmm... anyone else have this problem???

Hmmm...makes me wonder. Are you locked up? Agoraphobic? Or do other adults in your world just generally hate your company...

haha! live in a REALLY boring town where things get even more boring in winter. recently had a baby so it's just me and her here a lot of the time. other adults might hate me too but i prefer to think the other excuses are the main reason hah


RE: hello from HB - IMaDick - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 12:10 AM)HeartBreaker Wrote:
(02-19-2011, 06:36 PM)username Wrote:
(02-19-2011, 12:03 AM)HeartBreaker Wrote: unfortunately the lack of adult conversation in my life these days has me feeling a little self conscious when i post. hmm... anyone else have this problem???

Hmmm...makes me wonder. Are you locked up? Agoraphobic? Or do other adults in your world just generally hate your company...

haha! live in a REALLY boring town where things get even more boring in winter. recently had a baby so it's just me and her here a lot of the time. other adults might hate me too but i prefer to think the other excuses are the main reason hah

So it's not the 60 pounds that you put on while you were pregnant?






RE: hello from HB - Cracker - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 12:56 AM)IMaDick Wrote: So it's not the 60 pounds that you put on while you were pregnant?

Damn, that was mean. Maybe even a sin. Not sure.


RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

Excuse me!! Porn! Watch more!


Geez..


RE: hello from HB - IMaDick - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 01:15 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Excuse me!! Porn! Watch more!


Geez..

I'm sorry, did you say something?






RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 01:49 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:15 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Excuse me!! Porn! Watch more!


Geez..

I'm sorry, did you say something?
Shut it and make me a sammich.



RE: hello from HB - IMaDick - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 01:56 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:49 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:15 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Excuse me!! Porn! Watch more!


Geez..

I'm sorry, did you say something?
Shut it and make me a sammich.

Ok, POOF you're a sammich.

anyone want an anchovie sammich? I just made one!








RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 02:00 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:56 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:49 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:15 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Excuse me!! Porn! Watch more!


Geez..

I'm sorry, did you say something?
Shut it and make me a sammich.

Ok, POOF you're a sammich.

anyone want an anchovie sammich? I just made one!


I give 0 points for originality and 12 point for effort.






RE: hello from HB - IMaDick - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 02:22 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 02:00 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:56 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:49 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:15 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Excuse me!! Porn! Watch more!


Geez..

I'm sorry, did you say something?
Shut it and make me a sammich.

Ok, POOF you're a sammich.

anyone want an anchovie sammich? I just made one!


I give 0 points for originality and 12 point for effort.

Ya well, samimiches don't get to be judges.

They just get to lay there and be bread and meat.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin




RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 02:32 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 02:22 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 02:00 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:56 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:49 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I'm sorry, did you say something?
Shut it and make me a sammich.

Ok, POOF you're a sammich

anyone want an anchovie sammich? I just made one!


I give 0 points for originality and 12 point for effort.

Ya well, samimiches don't get to be judges.

They just get to lay there and be bread and meat.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I relish that you mustard be trying to ketchup to mayo bit of crust. Lettuce admit your attempts to cheese me off are cheddar off dead. You're in a fine pickle, sir. No vinegraitte will save thee from thy toasted buns. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin





RE: hello from HB - IMaDick - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 02:45 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 02:32 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 02:22 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 02:00 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 01:56 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Shut it and make me a sammich.

Ok, POOF you're a sammich

anyone want an anchovie sammich? I just made one!


I give 0 points for originality and 12 point for effort.

Ya well, samimiches don't get to be judges.

They just get to lay there and be bread and meat.Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

I relish that you mustard be trying to ketchup to mayo bit of crust. Lettuce admit your attempts to cheese me off are cheddar off dead. You're in a fine pickle, sir. No vinegraitte will save thee from thy toasted buns. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

cute, I love talking sammiches.




RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

Eat me.

Shit...wait..


RE: hello from HB - IMaDick - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 02:49 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Eat me.

Shit...wait..

I really hope this wait has nothing to with antibiotics.




RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

(02-20-2011, 03:00 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(02-20-2011, 02:49 AM)Fibonacci Prima Wrote: Eat me.

Shit...wait..

I really hope this wait has nothing to with antibiotics.

Not at all . It's an antifungal.


RE: hello from HB - Duchess - 02-20-2011



It took you guys longer than usual to make me laugh this morning. What the fuck is up with that?



RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

Must be an error on your end. Have another drink.


RE: hello from HB - Duchess - 02-20-2011



Sure, I'll be sure to note everyday should begin with a bottle of wine. 78



RE: hello from HB - Fibonacci Prima - 02-20-2011

Add fruit. It's more nutritious that way.


RE: hello from HB - HeartBreaker - 02-20-2011

i haven't checked back here thinking that if "the designated thread killer" had posted on it that it must mean things were pretty much over.
now i just want a sandwich!
and thank god it was 30lbs pregnancy vs 60lbs! i don't think it's my weight keeping me "lonely."
i'll have to try the porn suggestion... ha! just writing that makes me feel awkward!