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RE: Introductions... - IMaDick - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 01:23 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-19-2011, 09:13 PM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-19-2011, 09:06 PM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-19-2011, 08:56 PM)IMaDick Wrote:At "IMaDick" - What?!?!?(02-19-2011, 06:37 PM)Lady Cop Wrote: Welcome and thanks for joining!
have fun reading the entire thread!
catch-up is a bitch, but prevents repetitive questions.
Do you think we could get the crime forum to stop crapping in the rest of the threads?
Thank you, thank you very much.
Just sit there all nice and quiet and you won't get hurt.
That's a good little newbie fuck.
What's the point of that?! If I wanted to stay nice and quiet, then I would have just kept on reading.
But, no, I registered on this forum because it's a place "speak your mind."
Let us know when you start speaking your mind ok? I kinda figure the difference between this post and that one will be basically imperceptible,both will lack anything that even remotely resembles originality.
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
Of course, Inspector Gary is only half as stupid as "Wish.I.was.a.PI." But half stupid is still stupid at my house. I guess you could live at the neighbor's. They are all half stupid.
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
Dick,
Don't do that. Don't post in another thread. Inspector Gary may not find this one again. You know, the guy that thinks he has something meaningful to add to 300+ pages of conjecture and FaceBook reposting...
RE: Introductions... - IMaDick - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 01:49 AM)Cracker Wrote: Of course, Inspector Gary is only half as stupid as "Wish.I.was.a.PI." But half stupid is still stupid at my house. I guess you could live at the neighbor's. They are all half stupid.
That would make their kids 100% stupid, and that would put them on the government dole, are you sure you want to propagate stupid in your own neighborhood?
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 01:53 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-20-2011, 01:49 AM)Cracker Wrote: Of course, Inspector Gary is only half as stupid as "Wish.I.was.a.PI." But half stupid is still stupid at my house. I guess you could live at the neighbor's. They are all half stupid.
That would make their kids 100% stupid, and that would put them on the government dole, are you sure you want to propagate stupid in your own neighborhood?
hahahaha No shit. Good point.
RE: Introductions... - Inspector Gary - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 01:53 AM)Cracker Wrote: Dick,
Don't do that. Don't post in another thread. Inspector Gary may not find this one again. You know, the guy that thinks he has something meaningful to add to 300+ pages of conjecture and FaceBook reposting...
What the hell is your problem?
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
RE: Introductions... - IMaDick - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
Inspector gary, cracker can't make you not whine, you can if that's what you think is the best thing to do in this circumstance.
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:21 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
Inspector gary, cracker can't make you not whine, you can if that's what you think is the best thing to do in this circumstance.
I'm finding you especially amusing this evening. No, not amusing enough for a nude, or even a neck. Sorry.
RE: Introductions... - Inspector Gary - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
I get it, I get it... you can lay off the whole welcome wagon shit.
You probably get bossed around at home and get off being a punk sitting alone in the dark typing your silly little messages.
That's okay. Whatever makes you happy and makes you feel special.
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
Actually, I'm an educated adult. That kinda kills your theory. Now you have look for fault a little closer to home.
If I call myself "Inspector Cracker" maybe I'll feel more special.
RE: Introductions... - Inspector Gary - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: Actually, I'm an educated adult. That kinda kills your theory. Now you have look for fault a little closer to home.
If I call myself "Inspector Cracker" maybe I'll feel more special.
The great thing about the internet is that you can be whoever you want... and if you want to pretend that you are an educated adult, go for it!!!
RE: Introductions... - IMaDick - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:31 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
I get it, I get it... you can lay off the whole welcome wagon shit.
You probably get bossed around at home and get off being a punk sitting alone in the dark typing your silly little messages.
That's okay. Whatever makes you happy and makes you feel special.
Gary try flirting with cracker, He really likes that shit.
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:31 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
I get it, I get it... you can lay off the whole welcome wagon shit.
You probably get bossed around at home and get off being a punk sitting alone in the dark typing your silly little messages.
That's okay. Whatever makes you happy and makes you feel special.
Gary try flirting with cracker, He really likes that shit.
RE: Introductions... - Inspector Gary - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:38 AM)Cracker Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:31 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
I get it, I get it... you can lay off the whole welcome wagon shit.
You probably get bossed around at home and get off being a punk sitting alone in the dark typing your silly little messages.
That's okay. Whatever makes you happy and makes you feel special.
Gary try flirting with cracker, He really likes that shit.
I can tell!! Cracker needs a lot of attention...
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:36 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: Actually, I'm an educated adult. That kinda kills your theory. Now you have look for fault a little closer to home.
If I call myself "Inspector Cracker" maybe I'll feel more special.
The great thing about the internet is that you can be whoever you want... and if you want to pretend that you are an educated adult, go for it!!!
When you can punctuate correctly, we will have the "educated adult" discussion.
Why do men always pull out the "you are a pimply faced kid living at home" or "you are a fat loser living in your mother's basement" thing? Maybe I just think your user name is especially stupid. Maybe I didn't find you witty or interesting. Maybe I think you are a bitch for wondering what the hell my problem might be.
New Flash: The world doesn't have to jump up and kiss your ass.
RE: Introductions... - IMaDick - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:40 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:38 AM)Cracker Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:31 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
I get it, I get it... you can lay off the whole welcome wagon shit.
You probably get bossed around at home and get off being a punk sitting alone in the dark typing your silly little messages.
That's okay. Whatever makes you happy and makes you feel special.
Gary try flirting with cracker, He really likes that shit.
I can tell!! Cracker needs a lot of attention...
If you can't even get past cracker the rest of us will fuck you up in the main forums.
cracker is the 3rd string of the mock regulars.
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:40 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:38 AM)Cracker Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:37 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:31 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:16 AM)Cracker Wrote: What part didn't you get, Clouseau?
And before you whine like a bitch, read the banner at the top of the page. No whining.
I get it, I get it... you can lay off the whole welcome wagon shit.
You probably get bossed around at home and get off being a punk sitting alone in the dark typing your silly little messages.
That's okay. Whatever makes you happy and makes you feel special.
Gary try flirting with cracker, He really likes that shit.
I can tell!! Cracker needs a lot of attention...
What the fuck is up with the elipsis and exclamation points? You need to be posting with the other FaceBook tards in the crime forum. You have lost the ability to communicate with sentient beings.
RE: Introductions... - Cracker - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:42 AM)IMaDick Wrote: If you can't even get past cracker the rest of us will fuck you up in the main forums.
cracker is the 3rd string of the mock regulars.
OK, Coach:wheelchair:, I'll go back to the bench and wait to be dazzled.
RE: Introductions... - Inspector Gary - 02-20-2011
(02-20-2011, 02:42 AM)Cracker Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:36 AM)Inspector Gary Wrote:(02-20-2011, 02:34 AM)Cracker Wrote: Actually, I'm an educated adult. That kinda kills your theory. Now you have look for fault a little closer to home.
If I call myself "Inspector Cracker" maybe I'll feel more special.
The great thing about the internet is that you can be whoever you want... and if you want to pretend that you are an educated adult, go for it!!!
When you can punctuate correctly, we will have the "educated adult" discussion.
Why do men always pull out the "you are a pimply faced kid living at home" or "you are a fat loser living in your mother's basement" thing? Maybe I just think your user name is especially stupid. Maybe I didn't find you witty or interesting. Maybe I think you are a bitch for wondering what the hell my problem might be.
New Flash: The world doesn't have to jump up and kiss your ass.
You can dish it, but you can't take it? This is a joke to me, okay! No need to get upset.
And for not finding me interesting, why keep bothering to post? I did a quick introduction as a newbie. Just trying to follow instructions like a good little newbie!
At first I was surprised by all the weird responses, then figured it all fell under "newbie initiation & torture." So, I decided to play along!
:B