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DUTCHESS - Printable Version

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+--- Thread: DUTCHESS (/thread-490.html)

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- LuMPyPussy - 07-05-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I think it's time I saw some hot as fuck Duchess pics.
You did, you dingdong. The one that Born photoshopped into a museum exhibit.

- Middle Finger - 07-05-2009

I meant clearer ones.

Please mind your own business and stay out of other people's deep and magical relationships - especially the extramarital ones.

- LuMPyPussy - 07-05-2009

Middle Finger Wrote:I meant clearer ones.

Please mind your own business and stay out of other people's deep and magical relationships - especially the extramarital ones.

Gladly! ::bvomit::

One more time... ::bvomit::


- Link Hayes - 07-05-2009

The Antagonist Wrote:Oh Dinky-Linky you are truly inept at most every mock you try toward me.

You're also an ingrate but that's ok. I won't be tossing you compliments ever again.

Who the fuck are you to tell me to change my name? What makes you think I would listen to you anyway?

You just get back to holding out your tin cup if you expect any money to flow your way. Your weak attempt at bullying me is laughable at best.
What complimemtis that??

- Link Hayes - 07-05-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:You bow down, but can you touch your toes?

Antagonist is a (lovely) woman, Mr. Brother-Soul-Link, by the way.
(No need to for you to continue to make a fool of yourself in that area.)

Ahahahaha... Whatup knee??? Is that a fact??? No wonder... Ok... Look, I have a hard time mocking women... I love them too much... Now that I know that, I'll let her keep her user name and take those stupid pot shots at me... It's kinda like when a little girl on the playground liked me... She'd teese me... hit me... It was a silly little kid game.. Same with her.

By the way knee, I don't really feel like I was making a fool of myself... But just for my info... You, male or female?? Or judging by that avatar, a male with a little sugar in his tank... ??


- Link Hayes - 07-05-2009

Duchess Wrote:
crash Wrote:You should see her naked..... ::sly::
And I was concerned that you wouldn't like the photos...Silly me.
Photos of my queen???

- Link Hayes - 07-05-2009

QueenBee Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:I bow down to only one. The lovely Dutchess.42
A small word of advice...if you want to score some points, spell her name right. DUCHESS
I'm not trying to score points with you princess... My queen didn't seem to mind.. But thatnks for the advice...

- Link Hayes - 07-05-2009

sally Wrote:That triflin fool doesn't know his ass from his elbow. I don't know which one he's trying to be, Kenny Rogers, Richard Pryor, or JJ Walker.

AAAAaahhhhhaaa!!! What up Sally??? That'll put me in my place!! Good for you!! I thought I left you crying in a gallon of ice cream and checking your hubby's cell phone for signs of the other woman...

"Trifflin"??? AHAHAaa... Turn off Jerry Springer and go do some yoga!!

Ahahahahaha!!!




- Link Hayes - 07-05-2009

crash Wrote:You think Duchess is hot?

You should see her naked..... ::sly::

... andI doubt that she'd be too impressed with someone who doesn't even pay enough attention to detail to spell her name correctly
My bad Crash.... Would love to see her naked... Hows everything down under??

- sally - 07-05-2009

Link Hayes Wrote:
sally Wrote:That triflin fool doesn't know his ass from his elbow. I don't know which one he's trying to be, Kenny Rogers, Richard Pryor, or JJ Walker.

AAAAaahhhhhaaa!!! What up Sally??? That'll put me in my place!! Good for you!! I thought I left you crying in a gallon of ice cream and checking your hubby's cell phone for signs of the other woman...

"Trifflin"??? AHAHAaa... Turn off Jerry Springer and go do some yoga!!

Ahahahahaha!!!
Practice whatyou preach, Hayes. Put the Miracle whip and bacon sandwich down and take your flabby ass to the Y for a spinning class, you fat fuck.

- LuMPyPussy - 07-05-2009

Link Hayes Wrote:
QueenBee Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:I bow down to only one. The lovely Dutchess.42
A small word of advice...if you want to score some points, spell her name right. DUCHESS
I'm not trying to score points with you princess... My queen didn't seem to mind.. But thatnks for the advice...
Yeah, that's not creepy at all.


- QueenBee - 07-05-2009

Watch out who you are calling Princess. I am the one and only Queen Bee here. Yes, Duchess is royalty, but I am the queen.






- Link Hayes - 07-06-2009

sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:
sally Wrote:That triflin fool doesn't know his ass from his elbow. I don't know which one he's trying to be, Kenny Rogers, Richard Pryor, or JJ Walker.

AAAAaahhhhhaaa!!! What up Sally??? That'll put me in my place!! Good for you!! I thought I left you crying in a gallon of ice cream and checking your hubby's cell phone for signs of the other woman...

"Trifflin"??? AHAHAaa... Turn off Jerry Springer and go do some yoga!!

Ahahahahaha!!!
Practice whatyou preach, Hayes. Put the Miracle whip and bacon sandwich down and take your flabby ass to the Y for a spinning class, you fat fuck.
Woo Hoo!!! You go girl!!! I can just see you typing all pissed off... Milk mustach and a nutty buddy in hand!! HA HA HA!!!

"You feel better now baby??You can't hurt my feelings... Besides, I want you to do yoga toget you limber... Not to get thin..I like you fat. Men of color don't mind all that... So let me tap that ass.

"Your hubby though.. that's another story baby.. He calls it "E.D."... Well I'm sorry to tell you.. there's no such thing... He woulden't need Viagra with a young hot chick.. Just with you. It should be called "M.D."- Marriage Disfunction.

Keep your chin up... We like our chicken and women sloppy... So come get some dark meat whenever you want... And pick me up a two piece and a biscuit on your way over... Sweet dreams princess.::bigg::





- Link Hayes - 07-06-2009

QueenBee Wrote:Watch out who you are calling Princess. I am the one and only Queen Bee here. Yes, Duchess is royalty, but I am the queen.

So I should be scared.?? What ya gonna do?? Call me mean names?? Curse me out?? What's gonna make you feel better??... PRINCESS????!!!

- The Antagonist - 07-06-2009

Link Hayes Wrote:
The Antagonist Wrote:Oh Dinky-Linky you are truly inept at most every mock you try toward me.

You're also an ingrate but that's ok. I won't be tossing you compliments ever again.

Who the fuck are you to tell me to change my name? What makes you think I would listen to you anyway?

You just get back to holding out your tin cup if you expect any money to flow your way. Your weak attempt at bullying me is laughable at best.
What complimemtis that??

Someplace in the newbie section. Find it yourself. Another piece of advice, spellcheck.

Quote:It's kinda like when a little girl on the playground liked me... She'd teese me... hit me... It was a silly little kid game.. Same with her.
Well ain't' that cute that you recycle something I've said toward you and call it your own.

Dink,the originalunoriginal mocker.


- sally - 07-06-2009

Link Hayes Wrote:
sally Wrote:
Link Hayes Wrote:
sally Wrote:That triflin fool doesn't know his ass from his elbow. I don't know which one he's trying to be, Kenny Rogers, Richard Pryor, or JJ Walker.

AAAAaahhhhhaaa!!! What up Sally??? That'll put me in my place!! Good for you!! I thought I left you crying in a gallon of ice cream and checking your hubby's cell phone for signs of the other woman...

"Trifflin"??? AHAHAaa... Turn off Jerry Springer and go do some yoga!!

Ahahahahaha!!!
Practice whatyou preach, Hayes. Put the Miracle whip and bacon sandwich down and take your flabby ass to the Y for a spinning class, you fat fuck.
Woo Hoo!!! You go girl!!! I can just see you typing all pissed off... Milk mustach and a nutty buddy in hand!! HA HA HA!!!

"You feel better now baby??You can't hurt my feelings... Besides, I want you to do yoga toget you limber... Not to get thin..I like you fat. Men of color don't mind all that... So let me tap that ass.

"Your hubby though.. that's another story baby.. He calls it "E.D."... Well I'm sorry to tell you.. there's no such thing... He woulden't need Viagra with a young hot chick.. Just with you. It should be called "M.D."- Marriage Disfunction.

Keep your chin up... We like our chicken and women sloppy... So come get some dark meat whenever you want... And pick me up a two piece and a biscuit on your way over... Sweet dreams princess.::bigg::

Hayes, you crazy bastard, you're going to have a damn coronary if you keep eating all that fried food. I do apologize for calling you fat though, I was wrong.The picture you sent me of you and your girl is lovely.

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- Middle Finger - 07-06-2009

Link Hayes Wrote:Besides, I want you to do yoga toget you limber... Not to get thin..I like you fat. Men of color don't mind all that... So let me tap that ass.

Keep your chin up... We like our chicken and women sloppy... So come get some dark meat whenever you want... And pick me up a two piece and a biscuit on your way over... Sweet dreams princess.::bigg::

::laugh::



- Link Hayes - 07-06-2009

AAhaaaaaaa!!! SALLY!!! that is the funniest thing I've ever seen!!!!::banana::

Ok.. So we've established.. I'm black, fat, eat fried food, am a triflin nigga and have a fat woman... So Sally baby, What else you got????



Make it good cause I haven't even gotten started with you yet...


- OnBendedKnee - 07-06-2009

Name the movie:

"Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

- Middle Finger - 07-06-2009

OnBendedKnee Wrote:Name the movie:

"Fat, dumb and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

"Ramsey Loses Custody"