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RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-01-2011

So where is Antagonist? She was a lot of fun. I would not mind pulling her pigtails
She had little to no credibility and as long as she was lodged up Sinister's date she made like she was 10' tall and bullet proof.
Speaking about bullets, where is that little Biker bitch. He ever become a regular poster?
So many unanswered questions.
Perhaps the biggest is how the fuck did ImaDick ever get into this joint?
Seriously. The guy is a dribbling idiot. He makes Ramseycat look like an intellectual.


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - IMaDick - 03-01-2011

(03-01-2011, 10:24 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: So where is Antagonist? She was a lot of fun. I would not mind pulling her pigtails
She had little to no credibility and as long as she was lodged up Sinister's date she made like she was 10' tall and bullet proof.
Speaking about bullets, where is that little Biker bitch. He ever become a regular poster?
So many unanswered questions.
Perhaps the biggest is how the fuck did ImaDick ever get into this joint?
Seriously. The guy is a dribbling idiot. He makes Ramseycat look like an intellectual.

honorable mention is good, thanks.

somehow for such a miserable fuck I seem to invade everyones thoughts as they post.










RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - sally - 03-01-2011

(02-28-2011, 10:35 AM)Gogo Wrote: Syberpig, the original hog of MOCKS all you can eat buffet


You're seriously going to make fun of someones weight after that photo you posted of yourself? You got some nerve there you old bald fat bellied fuck.




RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-01-2011

Indeed I am. How are you doing Sally. Still trying for meaningful and coming up frighteningly short .....and dumpy?


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-01-2011

(03-01-2011, 10:27 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:24 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: So where is Antagonist? She was a lot of fun. I would not mind pulling her pigtails
She had little to no credibility and as long as she was lodged up Sinister's date she made like she was 10' tall and bullet proof.
Speaking about bullets, where is that little Biker bitch. He ever become a regular poster?
So many unanswered questions.
Perhaps the biggest is how the fuck did ImaDick ever get into this joint?
Seriously. The guy is a dribbling idiot. He makes Ramseycat look like an intellectual.

honorable mention is good, thanks.

somehow for such a miserable fuck I seem to invade everyones thoughts as they post.

Yes we could put it into context for you. Imagine us all at a bar and you are there too and getting fucked up drunk and start pissing yourself.
Hell you get a lot of notice but that is not because you are of any worthy note or particularly clever or of value. That is because you contrast so horribly.

Were you funny or good at mocking or semi intelligent it could be forgiven.
I mean take Liquid for example. He is an asshat of the highest order but he still manages to post the odd word of reason here or there.
Or Ordinary Peephole he has dwarvism and bad teeth but there is still merit in him despite his childlike frame.
Sally at least tries.
You? You can mock and you don't seem coherent enough to hold a line of thought. The guys here really must have been needing a punching bag when they let you in.....oh right. Now it makes sense.
Forget what I said there mate and keep fighting the good fight. You are doing great


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - IMaDick - 03-01-2011

(03-01-2011, 12:47 PM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:27 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:24 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: So where is Antagonist? She was a lot of fun. I would not mind pulling her pigtails
She had little to no credibility and as long as she was lodged up Sinister's date she made like she was 10' tall and bullet proof.
Speaking about bullets, where is that little Biker bitch. He ever become a regular poster?
So many unanswered questions.
Perhaps the biggest is how the fuck did ImaDick ever get into this joint?
Seriously. The guy is a dribbling idiot. He makes Ramseycat look like an intellectual.

honorable mention is good, thanks.

somehow for such a miserable fuck I seem to invade everyones thoughts as they post.

Yes we could put it into context for you. Imagine us all at a bar and you are there too and getting fucked up drunk and start pissing yourself.
Hell you get a lot of notice but that is not because you are of any worthy note or particularly clever or of value. That is because you contrast so horribly.

Were you funny or good at mocking or semi intelligent it could be forgiven.
I mean take Liquid for example. He is an asshat of the highest order but he still manages to post the odd word of reason here or there.
Or Ordinary Peephole he has dwarvism and bad teeth but there is still merit in him despite his childlike frame.
Sally at least tries.
You? You can mock and you don't seem coherent enough to hold a line of thought. The guys here really must have been needing a punching bag when they let you in.....oh right. Now it makes sense.
Forget what I said there mate and keep fighting the good fight. You are doing great

again, i have invaded your thoughts and post even to the point of fantasy.






RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Gogo - 03-01-2011

(03-01-2011, 10:54 AM)sally Wrote:
(02-28-2011, 10:35 AM)Gogo Wrote: Syberpig, the original hog of MOCKS all you can eat buffet


You're seriously going to make fun of someones weight after that photo you posted of yourself? You got some nerve there you old bald fat bellied fuck.

Looky here, if it isn't the Bush beer drinking saggy titted pig farmer, swill down another 30 pack skank. You can stand in for SyberHog while we wait for her return to MOCK.

oink oink salleee



RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - IMaDick - 03-01-2011

(03-01-2011, 09:08 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:54 AM)sally Wrote:
(02-28-2011, 10:35 AM)Gogo Wrote: Syberpig, the original hog of MOCKS all you can eat buffet


You're seriously going to make fun of someones weight after that photo you posted of yourself? You got some nerve there you old bald fat bellied fuck.

Looky here, if it isn't the Bush beer drinking saggy titted pig farmer, swill down another 30 pack skank. You can stand in for SyberHog while we wait for her return to MOCK.

oink oink salleee

Ummmm Sallys not fat you stupid fucker.






RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - sally - 03-01-2011

(03-01-2011, 09:08 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:54 AM)sally Wrote:
(02-28-2011, 10:35 AM)Gogo Wrote: Syberpig, the original hog of MOCKS all you can eat buffet


You're seriously going to make fun of someones weight after that photo you posted of yourself? You got some nerve there you old bald fat bellied fuck.

Looky here, if it isn't the Bush beer drinking saggy titted pig farmer, swill down another 30 pack skank. You can stand in for SyberHog while we wait for her return to MOCK.

oink oink salleee

You're barking up the wrong tree, Methuselah. I don't drink Bush beer, I've never been on a farm, and my tits passed the pencil test. And I can't swill down 30 beers, I think the most I've drank at one time is 17.




RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Cracker - 03-02-2011

(03-01-2011, 09:08 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:54 AM)sally Wrote:
(02-28-2011, 10:35 AM)Gogo Wrote: Syberpig, the original hog of MOCKS all you can eat buffet


You're seriously going to make fun of someones weight after that photo you posted of yourself? You got some nerve there you old bald fat bellied fuck.

Looky here, if it isn't the Bush beer drinking saggy titted pig farmer, swill down another 30 pack skank. You can stand in for SyberHog while we wait for her return to MOCK.

oink oink salleee

Busch beer, retard. It's German.

Maybe read the can with your coke bottle glasses on next time.


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-02-2011

(03-01-2011, 12:57 PM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 12:47 PM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:27 AM)IMaDick Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:24 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: So where is Antagonist? She was a lot of fun. I would not mind pulling her pigtails
She had little to no credibility and as long as she was lodged up Sinister's date she made like she was 10' tall and bullet proof.
Speaking about bullets, where is that little Biker bitch. He ever become a regular poster?
So many unanswered questions.
Perhaps the biggest is how the fuck did ImaDick ever get into this joint?
Seriously. The guy is a dribbling idiot. He makes Ramseycat look like an intellectual.

honorable mention is good, thanks.

somehow for such a miserable fuck I seem to invade everyones thoughts as they post.

Yes we could put it into context for you. Imagine us all at a bar and you are there too and getting fucked up drunk and start pissing yourself.
Hell you get a lot of notice but that is not because you are of any worthy note or particularly clever or of value. That is because you contrast so horribly.

Were you funny or good at mocking or semi intelligent it could be forgiven.
I mean take Liquid for example. He is an asshat of the highest order but he still manages to post the odd word of reason here or there.
Or Ordinary Peephole he has dwarvism and bad teeth but there is still merit in him despite his childlike frame.
Sally at least tries.
You? You can mock and you don't seem coherent enough to hold a line of thought. The guys here really must have been needing a punching bag when they let you in.....oh right. Now it makes sense.
Forget what I said there mate and keep fighting the good fight. You are doing great

again, i have invaded your thoughts and post even to the point of fantasy.

That is what we call an analogy not an invasion of thoughts nor a fantasy.
Fantasy is the type of wanton dreaming you have of being good-looking, popular and of being able to make love to something that walked on two legs.

By the way nice pic. You remind me of this guy

[Image: 1042932272_lumberjack.jpg]




RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-02-2011

(03-01-2011, 11:37 PM)sally Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:08 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:54 AM)sally Wrote:
(02-28-2011, 10:35 AM)Gogo Wrote: Syberpig, the original hog of MOCKS all you can eat buffet


You're seriously going to make fun of someones weight after that photo you posted of yourself? You got some nerve there you old bald fat bellied fuck.

Looky here, if it isn't the Bush beer drinking saggy titted pig farmer, swill down another 30 pack skank. You can stand in for SyberHog while we wait for her return to MOCK.

oink oink salleee

And I can't swill down 30 beers, I think the most I've drank at one time is 17.

Yes but let's not reminisce about the heady days of youth. Drinking with the popular guys and then getting passed around between the fraternity brothers, whilst drunk beyond comprehension. Those times have come and gone and you are not likely to be so warmly greeted by such young men, paralytic drunk or not. Just hold onto those sweet memories and hope that they will starve off the horror of your advancing years.




RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-02-2011

(03-02-2011, 12:07 AM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 09:08 PM)Gogo Wrote:
(03-01-2011, 10:54 AM)sally Wrote:
(02-28-2011, 10:35 AM)Gogo Wrote: Syberpig, the original hog of MOCKS all you can eat buffet


You're seriously going to make fun of someones weight after that photo you posted of yourself? You got some nerve there you old bald fat bellied fuck.

Looky here, if it isn't the Bush beer drinking saggy titted pig farmer, swill down another 30 pack skank. You can stand in for SyberHog while we wait for her return to MOCK.

oink oink salleee

Busch beer, retard. It's German.

Maybe read the can with your coke bottle glasses on next time.

Not to say he drinks the rancid, urine in a can that is German beer. But you seem to know about it?


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Cracker - 03-02-2011

(03-02-2011, 07:36 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(03-02-2011, 12:07 AM)Cracker Wrote: Busch beer, retard. It's German.

Maybe read the can with your coke bottle glasses on next time.

Not to say he drinks the rancid, urine in a can that is German beer. But you seem to know about it?

Are you asking if I have ever heard of Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company? Or are you suggesting Busch beer is German beer?

Are you the smart one of the dumb one? Because I can't tell.


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-02-2011

(03-02-2011, 07:59 AM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-02-2011, 07:36 AM)Fry Guy Wrote:
(03-02-2011, 12:07 AM)Cracker Wrote: Busch beer, retard. It's German.

Maybe read the can with your coke bottle glasses on next time.

Not to say he drinks the rancid, urine in a can that is German beer. But you seem to know about it?

Are you asking if I have ever heard of Anheuser-Busch Brewing Company? Or are you suggesting Busch beer is German beer?

Are you the smart one of the dumb one? Because I can't tell.

"Am I the smart one of the dumb one?"
^^^^ You ought to know this makes no real sense. You probably can not tell and I do not hold you to your failings.
Next tard step on up. This one has no fucking clue. I demand to be tortured and interrogated by someone who knows how interrogate in English. Smiley_emoticons_wink


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - sally - 03-02-2011

I don't even think the asshole knows what Anheuser-Busch is. Busch Gardens is a movie he keeps in his gay porn stash.


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Duchess - 03-02-2011

(03-02-2011, 09:17 AM)sally Wrote: Busch Gardens


I got pleasantly buzzed there one afternoon/evening in their hospitality house. Free beer for hours. :B





RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - Fry Guy - 03-02-2011

Look I am not an American but even I know that Budweiser is the touchstone of all American beers.
Not being a beer drinker myself I dislike the frothy, hoppy canned piss and differentiating through extensive sampling is not something I like to subject myself to.
Having said this I have from time to time gone to Oktoberfest celebrations and have to say that the German beer is far worse.
"Ha!" says Sally and Cracker "Budweiser is American"
Right. The original recipe was based on regional Czech beers. The creator was German and the style is German. It is owned by the Belgians and Brazilians. That Americans drink it by the bucketload and it makes up more than half the market share of American domestic beers is really neither here nor there is it Sally?

"Busch Gardens"? Never heard of that one. Did you find it in your husband's secret stash? Shame :(


RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - sally - 03-02-2011

(03-02-2011, 09:46 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(03-02-2011, 09:17 AM)sally Wrote: Busch Gardens


I got pleasantly buzzed there one afternoon/evening in their hospitality house. Free beer for hours. :B

The last time we went was about a year ago and they don't do the free beer anymore, the cheap bastards.




RE: You guys gonna try and torture me all over ? - sally - 03-02-2011

(03-02-2011, 07:33 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Oh how I reminisce about the heady days of my youth. Drinking Shirley Temples at the gay bar with Gogo and then getting a reach around in the john, whilst being banged beyond comprehension. Those times have come and gone and Gogo is not such a young lad anymore. I Just hold onto those sweet memories and hope that they will starve off the horror of Gogo's liver spots and hemorrhoids.


That's lovely, thanks for sharing that.