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RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - ramseycat - 03-16-2011
(03-15-2011, 09:22 AM)IMaDick Wrote:(03-15-2011, 09:16 AM)ramseycat Wrote: EW! Meat comes from Price Chopper already packaged. None of that cooking it under the ground and eating weird animals.
I know you have had weird meat in your mouth before. stop acting innocent.
Besides I thought people of your caliber would eat anything are you tell us that morbidly obese people have food standards?
Where on earth did you get the idea that I am morbidly obese? I think you are mixing me up with Duchess. hahahaa
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Mohammed - 03-18-2011
Goat is delightful. In many ways!
I still remember the gentle and wonderfully warm nights with Amira, the most beautiful little goat ever to have graced the highlands of Taiz. Her eyes where magic and her tail legendary.
Anyway, this is the usual menu you are being presented here in Yemen.
![[Image: 20070917419.jpg]](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/Robdibob/20070917419.jpg)
So you point at the item on the menu you like, and go "That one."
And that's where they end up.
![[Image: 20070917416.jpg]](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/Robdibob/20070917416.jpg)
Wrapped up in little parcels with spices and simmered in that under the earth oven for hours until soft, softer, the softest, melt in your mouth like butter.
![[Image: 20070917417.jpg]](http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/Robdibob/20070917417.jpg)
Goats are great!
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Duchess - 03-18-2011
Oh God.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Mohammed - 03-18-2011
Yes. You called?
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - rothschild - 03-18-2011
And if they're not eating them, they're humping them.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Cynical Ninja - 03-18-2011
I like some Arabic food.
Jimmy (not his real name) the shopkeeper in the village where I was brought up was married to a Yemeni woman, I was invited to his birthday on his 50th and I had this lamb cutlet stew thing called......fasha I think it was.
It was very nice and dessert was these sweet syrupy cake things that tasted a bit like rosewater, babous?, I would have to google it.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Mohammed - 03-18-2011
That is like saying you screw any and every woman really. Totally wrong.
At least she should have some standards, like long eye lashes, being fluffy and most importantly .... willing! If a woman is not willing a lot of trouble can be the result. It's the same with Goats.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Duchess - 03-18-2011
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - shitstorm - 03-18-2011
![[Image: spice-up-your-life-go-veggie.jpg]](http://keetsa.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/spice-up-your-life-go-veggie.jpg)
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - rothschild - 03-18-2011
(03-18-2011, 04:59 PM)Mohammed Wrote: That is like saying you screw any and every woman really. Totally wrong.
At least she should have some standards, like long eye lashes, being fluffy and most importantly .... willing! If a woman is not willing a lot of trouble can be the result. It's the same with Goats.
I imagine that goats are far less demanding. And don't talk back.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Mohammed - 03-18-2011
They do. It's quite repetitive so and all sounds the same after some time to be honest, but trust me, they sure talk back.
But yes, they are far less demanding, haven't met a single goat yet which wants to be taken for shopping trips to Dubai, and another advantage is that there are way more ways to eat a Goat. With a woman? Once I tried to put some seasoning onto my Nejad. God did I hear the end of it?!
Still not sure if it was the Pepper, Chilli's, Salt or Cumin.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - sally - 03-18-2011
(03-18-2011, 05:38 PM)Mohammed Wrote: Still not sure if it was the Pepper, Chilli's, Salt or Cumin.
No curry? I thought you crazy fucks put that stuff on everything, no wonder she was pissed off.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Mohammed - 03-18-2011
What stuff? Just because you idiots believe the British when they couldn't be bothered to mix all the spices, as they are very different depending on what your main ingredients are, that all Curries are done with that revolting yellow powder, doesn't mean the world that knows follows the same path.
The only time we use what you call "Curry Powder" is when we mix up the cheapest shit we got lying around and export it to those funny countries that know fuck all.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - sally - 03-18-2011
(03-18-2011, 06:01 PM)Mohammed Wrote: What stuff? Just because you idiots believe the British when they couldn't be bothered to mix all the spices, as they are very different depending on what your main ingredients are, that all Curries are done with that revolting yellow powder, doesn't mean the world that knows follows the same path.
The only time we use what you call "Curry Powder" is when we mix up the cheapest shit we got lying around and export it to those funny countries that know fuck all.
Well then why is it that everytime I go to a towel head convenience store it smells like curried goat shit and the clerks hands are stained yellow?
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Mohammed - 03-18-2011
Tell me my infidel brother, or sister perhaps, how on earth would you know how curried goat shit smells?!
I've spend many times surrounded by plenty of goats, but even I do not know what curried goat shit would smell like. The yellow hands is easy to explain. It's when they throw the Tumeric into that ridiculous spice mix called "Curry Powder" that those ignorant foreigners seem to demand mainly.
Or they piss on their hands before greeting you, that could also be.
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - shitstorm - 03-19-2011
I knew a couple who had a pet goat. Sweetest little guy. Wagged his tail just like a dog and very affectionate. Thank GOD the people were vegetarians and the goat was there because they loved him (not loved to eat him).
RE: THEY EAT GOATS ~ - Cynical Ninja - 03-19-2011
(03-18-2011, 06:12 PM)sally Wrote: Well then why is it that everytime I go to a towel head convenience store it smells like curried goat shit and the clerks hands are stained yellow?
More airheaded stereotypes with no basis in fact as usual.
There are hundreds of types of curries, different strengths, flavours and colours.
Everything from a creamy and mild korma to a raging hot phall.