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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cracker - 04-21-2011

OP, please tell the women of your country about bras. Prints can't hide every sin.

Thanks.

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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cracker - 04-21-2011

That is a fucked up looking woman. Her tits are on her arm and her arm is on her lap.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cracker - 04-21-2011

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Kill me now.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Duchess - 04-21-2011



Oooohhhhhh shit

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-21-2011

i thought this was interesting~

The Queen's historic formal consent to Prince William's forthcoming marriage to Kate Middleton was unveiled today.

Under the Great Seal of the Realm, she signed an elaborate notice of approval which proclaimed, in transcribed calligraphy, consent to the union of 'Our Most Dearly Beloved Grandson Prince William Arthur Philip Louis of Wales, K.G. and Our Trusty and Well-beloved Catherine Elizabeth Middleton'.

Tied to the bottom of the approval by gold braiding is a large red wax Great Seal of the Realm.

William had to ask his grandmother's consent to marry because of a law dating from the 18th century.


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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - pplrcrazy - 04-21-2011

Wow that is beautiful!! Honestly though who needs that much in life, not me... But its still beautiful :O

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - pplrcrazy - 04-21-2011

(04-02-2011, 07:28 AM)Lady Cop Wrote: Here's the Duchess of Cornwall and the Duchess of Alba having themselves a special moment while watching a performance at the Flamenco Museum in Seville. hah

would you dangle a fish hook in front of this woman's mouth? click~

LMAO.. Whats wrong with her? She looks like she has had alot of plastic surgery in her past,lol..

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - pplrcrazy - 04-21-2011

(04-21-2011, 06:36 PM)Cracker Wrote: [Image: duchess_alba_1956.jpg]

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Kill me now.

LMAO.... Its soo wrong but I cant help but laugh at this..god bless her heart though...

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - kitty1 - 04-21-2011

(04-21-2011, 06:21 PM)Cracker Wrote: OP, please tell the women of your country about bras. Prints can't hide every sin.

Thanks.

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Fugly elephant woman.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - username - 04-21-2011

(03-17-2011, 07:55 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: She is terribly underweight.

Ya' think? Smiley_emoticons_skeptisch Compared to who? I think she has a great/normal figure.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Maggot - 04-23-2011

At least she is not a "Dollar Princess" . Smiley_emoticons_smile she looks great.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-24-2011

there will be a flypast (flyby) of these planes on wedding day~COOL!
sorry it's so large.

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RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2011

Oh look! some of planes that couldn't handle the superior planes of the Luftwaffe during the British defeat of the Battle of Britain!

Smiley_emoticons_wink



RE: The Royals & The Wedding - BlueTiki - 04-24-2011

After reviewing my calendar, I see that I have a Health Fair volunteer commitment, this Friday.

Report time - 5:30 AM. Looks like the Royal Nuptials are nixed for me.

BTW – I think Kate is an absolute stunner. I only hope she will not morph into a Camilla.


RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-24-2011

Prince Charles dumped Princess Diana for horse faced Camilla, that's how fucking stupid Charlie boy is.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - QueenBee - 04-24-2011

Yep..gonna run right out and get me some of these.

'Lie back and think of England'
"Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion." So say the folks at Crown Jewels, who advise their customers to "Lie back and think of England."

Or maybe not...

If you purchased a box of Royal Wedding-themed condoms and actually used them - as opposed to saving them as souvenirs - don't be surprised if a new kind of prince or princess enters your life in, oh, say nine months or so.
Crowned Jewels "condoms of distinction" may promise a "union of pleasure and style," but they also contain a disclaimer stating that they are "a novelty product and may not be suitable as a contraceptive or barrier against sexually transmitted diseases."

Anyone else foresee a British baby boom come November/December? Perhaps we should buy stock in nappies and dummies (that's diapers and pacifiers in American English).

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-25-2011

OP what time GMT will all the hoohaa start on TV friday? i don't want to miss any of the pomp and circumstance, but i also have to make sure i see the shuttle launch. why don't they do these things at MY convenience?? hah

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Cynical Ninja - 04-25-2011

I honestly have no idea when all the bullshit starts and all the retards gather in their thousands to tug their forelocks toward the happy horse faced couple.

RE: The Royals & The Wedding - IMaDick - 04-25-2011

(04-24-2011, 01:41 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: Oh look! some of planes that couldn't handle the superior planes of the Luftwaffe during the British defeat of the Battle of Britain!

Smiley_emoticons_wink

It's alright OP, many other countries sent their pilots to fly the planes thus ensuring a win for britain.

60 million dollars to get married, 30 million dollars of it from the pockets of the slaves of the socialist republic of the UK.

You know, I can't help but wonder how long it will take this couple to become productive enough for the people to regain their investment?

I would figure that the younger brother will be a bit put off when the happy couple have a son, you know the future king of england.



RE: The Royals & The Wedding - Lady Cop - 04-25-2011

(04-25-2011, 02:35 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote: I honestly have no idea when all the bullshit starts and all the retards gather in their thousands to tug their forelocks toward the happy horse faced couple.

well i want to see the pretty carriages and horsies. and the Westminster interior. Awink

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