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RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - IMaDick - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:29 PM)Ordinary Peephole Wrote:(05-17-2011, 03:21 PM)IMaDick Wrote: The ten commandments? read the new testament.
The law of God was satisfied in Christ.
If you don't follow the ten commandmants you aren't a Christian plain and simple.
You have killed people in the execution of your duty as a cop and you frequently make up lies about me at mock.
That's two commandments broken, better start packing some asbestos underwear for the afterlife dipshit.
Sorry OP, the ten commandments are old testament, they have been superceded by Christ and His 2 commandments, the law of God was satisfied by the Blood of Christ.
Grace OP.
check it out.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:30 PM)Duchess Wrote:
I never talk about the bible with anyone. I interpret it my own way & God is cool with that.
Better not let dick here you say you have conversations with God otherwise he will start calling you crazy and delusioned.
When you talk to God you are praying.
When God talks to you you are schizophrenic.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - sally - 05-17-2011
You bastards better put on your flame retardant suits because it's going to be a hot one this Saturday.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Duchess - 05-17-2011
If God starts talking to me it will scare the crap outta me!
I was going to make a wise crack about praying/God and orgasms but never mind. No one is "getting" me today.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cynical Ninja - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 03:33 PM)IMaDick Wrote: Sorry OP, the ten commandments are old testament, they have been superceded by Christ and His 2 commandments, the law of God was satisfied by the Blood of Christ.
Grace OP.
check it out.
When the various schisms of christianity can actually decide what divine grace is get back to me.
Catholics say one thing Protestants say another.
And so the inconsistent charade of lies and self delusion begins.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Maggot - 05-17-2011
I put Athiests and Southern baptist ministers in the same basket. Both will go to their deathbed trying to save the other.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - QueenBee - 05-17-2011
Well, according to Stephen Hawking, Heaven is a "big Fairy Story" and there is actually no room in the cosmos for it.
read on.. http://religion.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/17/heaven-is-a-fairy-story-scientist-stephen-hawking-says/?hpt=T2
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cracker - 05-17-2011
I have decided I really don't care what other people believe. If people want to think someone/something else controls this world, and that they can kiss big ole' God ass to cheat death, that is their choice.
Just don't knock on my door and wake my ass up on a Saturday.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Adub - 05-17-2011
Anybody read the mytholgy of other nations?
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cracker - 05-17-2011
(05-17-2011, 08:27 PM)Adub Wrote: Anybody read the mytholgy of other nations?
I think the Mormons (and maybe the Scientologists) are the only non-foreign religions around here if you don't include the Native beliefs.
Jesus wasn't American. I know that hurts, people, but he wasn't white and wasn't a Democrat.
I'm so sorry.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cracker - 05-17-2011
Was Jesus black? He was certainly tan at the very least. Soooo, if the Son of God isn't white, IS GOD A NIGGER?
hahahahahaha!
I'm going to Hell. We all know the Devil is white.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cracker - 05-17-2011
If God IS a nog, can somebody ask Him why His people can't STFU at the movies?
Thanks.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cracker - 05-17-2011
No wonder He taught people how to part the waters: Black folks can't swim.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cracker - 05-17-2011
He also told people not to eat pork because He wanted it all to Himself: Black people LOVE pork ribs.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Adub - 05-17-2011
God is not black. Iirc, the black thing started with Noah's son Ham. Ham was cursed with dark-skin.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Cracker - 05-17-2011
hahahahaha
That is worse than my BS, Adub.
Rational explanations of the "curse" of blackness is somehow worse than having a sick sense of humor.
Didn't Moses marry a black woman? That's why Jews have fucked up hair. They should blame Moses.
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Lady Cop - 05-17-2011
i've been saving this Moses cartoon.
thanks Cracker!
RE: Got plans for Saturday? World is coming to an end!! - Maggot - 05-17-2011
Pork is good with Hosin sauce. The Asians got it right. Thanks for that railroad..................Suckers!
