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RE: Fucked up one night stand? - aussiefriend - 07-10-2011

This is all a bit too graphic.


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - IMaDick - 07-10-2011

(07-10-2011, 07:39 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: This is all a bit too graphic.

If you think this is graphic, you definitely don't want to know what is in my mind everytime I see you post.Smiley_emoticons_bussi








RE: Fucked up one night stand? - Duchess - 07-11-2011



Smiley_emoticons_shocked Holy Moly, Dick. I think that's just a bit too graphic. Oh my Gods!



RE: Fucked up one night stand? - Duchess - 07-11-2011

(07-10-2011, 09:43 AM)thekid65 Wrote: No, obviously you don't understand. Let me expand my 2 word answer to 5 in order to make it more clear.

Alcohol, horny, available pussy, regret.

Capice?


Bwahahaha!

Only men wear beer goggles. Sorry 'bout your luck. 39





RE: Fucked up one night stand? - IMaDick - 07-11-2011

Only some men wear beer goggles.

Not everyone is as hard up as the kid.


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - thekid65 - 07-11-2011

Come'on man...you seriously can't tell me that you havent fucked a wench that you'd never give a 2nd look at if you were sober? If so, turn in your man card.


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - aussiefriend - 07-14-2011

Dean Martin: "What's the difference between a fox and a dog?"
Answer: "About 3 scotches"


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - kfran - 07-15-2011

Ah, good one Aussie! I agree w/Duchess about the guys & beer goggles- I can't think of a time that drinking too much made an ugly lad a good looking one that I'd let feel me from the inside hahahaha


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - kfran - 07-15-2011

(07-10-2011, 08:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Not a one night stand...

I spent part of a summer having threesomes with a married couple who were friends of mine. It started out as fun & games but they ruined it all by falling in love with me & became overbearing with their grand plan of having me move into their home. That was the end of THAT.

Never have tried a good ol' threesome. Not sure I'd know what or who to doSmiley_emoticons_skeptisch


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - Duchess - 07-15-2011



It's not complicated.



RE: Fucked up one night stand? - Cynical Ninja - 07-15-2011

(07-15-2011, 05:02 AM)Duchess Wrote:

It's not complicated.

So says the voice of experience.

For me it sounds too complicated emotionally not physically.




RE: Fucked up one night stand? - Duchess - 07-15-2011



As long as you keep it fun & games it's not complicated. That only changes when one or more of the people involved do something stupid like fall in love. Leave love out of it.



RE: Fucked up one night stand? - ramseycat - 07-15-2011

(07-10-2011, 09:22 AM)White Pud Wrote:
(07-10-2011, 08:07 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Not a one night stand...

I spent part of a summer having threesomes with a married couple who were friends of mine. It started out as fun & games but they ruined it all by falling in love with me & became overbearing with their grand plan of having me move into their home. That was the end of THAT.

Definitely go on, definitely tell us more...

You don't seriously believe that story do you???
(sorry if I ruined your wankin fantasy for today Awink)


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - Duchess - 07-15-2011

(07-15-2011, 01:26 PM)ramseycat Wrote: You don't seriously believe that story do you???


Not only is it true, I did it on two separate occasions at different times in my life. Once, right out of college & again when I was older, it was the last one that was a hassle.





RE: Fucked up one night stand? - Maggot - 07-15-2011

Hey! I've seen that movie!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=VfmS3Pow5-o#t=3s


RE: Fucked up one night stand? - FAHQTOO - 07-15-2011

(07-10-2011, 08:33 AM)thekid65 Wrote: I can sum up fucked up night stands for myself, and probably a lot of other guys....in two words:

Fat wench.


Beer Googles? If so...serves you right for getting that drunk in the first place. Did you learn your lesson sonny? WELL, did you??? hah