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- Duchess - 06-14-2009
[user=155]FAHQTOO[/user] wrote:
Quote:Not for love or money...I think they are hideous & wouldn't wear 'em even if that was considered trendy right now.Quote:Hey Duchess, would you wear the clown pants OP thinks are in style?
- Cynical Ninja - 06-14-2009
FAHQTOO Wrote:Quote:london, Paris, Milan, Midwestern Hick town? I don't think so you bird faced, freckled freak.You stick to your soccer mom uniform leave Europe alone to decide what is high fashion or not big bird.Well then, we must all be hicks then, judging from the replies. Nobody but YOU would think that is fashionable.
I think out of anybody here, Duchess would be the fashionista, although I believe she stated she likes her Levis also. Hey Duchess, would you wear the clown pants OP thinks are in style?
Moving on................Didn't YOU say when you posted your pic that your hair was red. That would mean you ALSO have freckles, and I'm sure, being a man, there is much more mocking material in that, then with my freckles. Sorry for your luck, Howdy Doody.
And, further more, what kind of man, dyes his fucking hair??? Oh yeah, I forgot who I was talking about......you're just a pussy. I can just picture you primping in the bathroom in front of the mirror for an hour before you go out, and asking your wife if your ass looks fat. ::lmao::
Listen big bird you avian mutant freak, Idon't have red hair I have FAIR hair, FAIR, can your fucking bird brain process that information? I have very few freckles on my arms and legs I am not a freakish human join the dot puzzle like you thoughbig bird.
Yeah I dye my hair, its been black, green, red, blue, white, metallic grey and orange in the past,I also wear fashionable clothinglabels, the European male is more advanced and cultured than the American, we don't considerpiss stained sweat pants and string vests covered in gravy spots to be acceptable attire for a man in the 21st century.
No why don't you fuck off, I hear Elmo wants to play....
- The Antagonist - 06-14-2009
Seems to me that my 30+ years as a cosmotologist gives me some professional authority on hair color.
You call yourself fair.... true but that is not a hair color.
Face it, you're a red head. Maybe not orange red but strawberry blonde is still a read head.
Freckles are freckles no matter where they are.
I bet if you took a picture of you with sunlight from behind you'd glow like a cheese doodle.
- LuMPyPussy - 06-14-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Seems to me that my 30+ years as a cosmotologist gives me some professional authority on hair color.::lmao::
You call yourself fair.... true but that is not a hair color.
Face it, you're a red head. Maybe not orange red but strawberry blonde is still a read head.
Freckles are freckles no matter where they are.
Quote:I bet if you took a picture of you with sunlight from behind you'd glow like a cheese doodle.
- ramseycat - 06-14-2009
I have always suscribed to the philosophy that just because it's in style or the latest thing doesn't mean it looks good. I also think every female should be born with a full length mirror. I often wonder if some of the women I see even looked at themselves before they left the house.
- FAHQTOO - 06-14-2009
Quote:Yeah I dye my hair, its been black, green, red, blue, white, metallic grey and orange in the past,I also wear fashionable clothinglabels, the European male is more advanced and cultured than the American, we don't considerpiss stained sweat pants and string vests covered in gravy spots to be acceptable attire for a man in the 21st century.It's OK Howdy, you can't help the fact that you can't except what you were given when you were born. I'm sure there's a color out there somewhere that will match your whacked, psycho personality.
No why don't you fuck off, I hear Elmo wants to play....
I happen to like my big bird neck, it just means that my head is not sitting on my shoulders like most 300#ers, kinda like yourself, chubbers.
By the way, I don't "fuck off" for nobody, but I do fuck on for a certain someone.
- sally - 06-14-2009
Ordinary Peephole Wrote:Sorry Big red, but I didn't wear hammer pants when they were in style and I won't be wearing them 4 years from now either.The Antagonist Wrote:Yes, let Europe walk around in clown pants.You'll be wearing them in about 4 years time, thats how far the US is behind Europe with most things.