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- Luke Warmwater - 06-13-2009

I always pictured him leashed to something stationary by way of one of those kiddie harnesses you see lazy mothers use.

- SyberBitch - 06-13-2009

Luke Warmwater Wrote:I always pictured him leashed to something stationary by way of one of those kiddie harnesses you see lazy mothers use.
Hey!!

Using a kid leash doesn't mean you're lazy...

Doesn't mean you're not either, but it doesn't mean you're lazy.

Of course, using one on an adult has a whole other realm of weird and disturbing connotations to it.


- Duchess - 06-15-2009

Jesus Christ..Some people tether their children ?

- The Antagonist - 06-15-2009

No, unless you're talking about child abusers.

My brother had to be put on a leash as a kid. If not he'd have been hit by a car ten times over. They used to make these little body harnesses and a leash attached to it so the mother can let the toddler walk with some freedom and not get lost or killed.

Where I grew up child abductions were a problem for some time. It was quite common to see a mother come out of the store screaming she lost her toddler.

- SyberBitch - 06-16-2009

Duchess Wrote:Jesus Christ..Some people tether their children ?
My son has one like this

[Image: 51jv4ArrnRL._SL500_AA280_.jpg]
http://www.amazon.com/Eddie-Bauer-2%252din%252d1-Harness-Monkey/dp/B0011UNHQ2/ref=sr_1_8?ie=UTF8&s=baby-products&qid=1245197641&sr=1-8

He likes his 'monkey leash', and will carry the monkey around when he sees it and he's not wearing it.

As Ant said, it's just a safety thing. I rarely use it, but it's quite valuable in certain situations, such as crowded events, where sometimes it's safe to let him walk around, but not safe to let him walk 'alone'. He's still too small for holding his hand while walking around for extended periods to be practical, plus it's less strain on him than holding his hand.

Generally speaking, I keep him in his stroller... but it's not really fair to expect a kid to just sit there for too long a time, so this is my solution. In addition to helping keep him safe, it also teaches him to stay near me.

As a side note, a friend of mine 'doesn't believe in using leashes for kids'. Not surprisingly, her son (a month older than mine), is a terror when they take him out in public, runs from them, gets into stuff, bothers other people, wreaks havoc... I hate that kind of crap.


- LuMPyPussy - 06-16-2009

I wonder if they have that in my size.

- SyberBitch - 06-17-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:I wonder if they have that in my size.
Yes

[Image: anlsiu.jpg]




- Luke Warmwater - 06-17-2009

SyberBitch Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I wonder if they have that in my size.
Yes

[Image: anlsiu.jpg]
Rubenesque Bondage R Us?


- SyberBitch - 06-17-2009

Luke Warmwater Wrote:
SyberBitch Wrote:
LuMPyPussy Wrote:I wonder if they have that in my size.
Yes

[Image: anlsiu.jpg]
Rubenesque Bondage R Us?
::lmao::


- Lady Cop - 08-10-2009

hey buddy can you spare a dime? (or a nickel).



since many don't check the dates on these nickels I'm not too amazed to find older nickels here and there in change and yes that's another reason we sometimes find older nickels in change no real difference in the design of the nickels from the 1930's and one from the 1960's so people think it's just a common nickel and spend it and never really check the date






Last edited on Sun Aug 9th, 2009 11:24 pm by Prince colonoscopy


- LuMPyPussy - 08-10-2009

Yeah, but ALL coin collectors are that tedious.

- Cynical Ninja - 08-10-2009

LuMPyPussy Wrote:Yeah, but ALL coin collectors are that tedious.
a - fucking - men to that.

- Saddragon - 08-10-2009

gross stupidity at it's best

- Lady Cop - 08-10-2009

WOMAN: I was duped into changing man's diapers!
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dumb twat. ::rolllaugh::::lmao::

- SyberBitch - 08-10-2009

jackboots Wrote:[color="#810081"]WOMAN: I was duped into changing man's diapers![/color]
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dumb twat. ::rolllaugh::::lmao::
::blink::::blink::




- LKTraz - 08-11-2009

Proof that stupid people shouldn't breed.