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RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Cracker - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 12:01 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: I play Ukulele.
Left hand's nails - shorter than the right hand.
People think you are a rabid masturbator.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - BlueTiki - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 12:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: People think you are a Rabbit masturbator.
Fixed it for you.
I use Energizer batteries, too.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Fibonacci Prima - 09-11-2011
Ew. Rabbits.
And feet.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Cracker - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 12:50 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:(09-11-2011, 12:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: People think you are a Rabbit masturbator.
Fixed it for you.
I use Energizer batteries, too.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Duchess - 09-11-2011
Why didn't that person do something before their feet turned to bark? Jesus Christ.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - FAHQTOO - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Why didn't that person do something before their feet turned to bark? Jesus Christ.
Something tells me it doesn't get any better from the feet up. We should be grateful they only showed the feet.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Maggot - 09-11-2011
(09-11-2011, 02:37 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Why didn't that person do something before their feet turned to bark? Jesus Christ.
Those dogs ARE barking.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - ramseycat - 09-12-2011
I have acrylic overlay on my nails in a french manicure always. I get my nails done every two weeks. That is my treat to myself. I do not have square nails though. Fingernails do not grow in a square and I hate that french squared off look. I like them rounded like natural nails. I actually get a lot of compliments on how nice my nails look.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - BlueTiki - 09-12-2011
I don't think Maggot is lookin' at your nails, kitten!
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - ramseycat - 09-12-2011
(09-12-2011, 11:21 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I don't think Maggot is lookin' at your nails, kitten!
Probably not. But he loves it when I give him a back scratch though.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - HairOfTheDog - 09-23-2011
Just saw this story: The longest nails in the world now belong to Chris "The Dutchess" Walton, according to the new Guiness Book of World Records.
![[Image: slide_24351_361581_large.jpg]](http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/24351/slide_24351_361581_large.jpg)
Don't try this at home. Wonder how she does anything or if she's considered growing these puppies her job for a year just to make the record book. Nasty.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - aussiefriend - 09-23-2011
Oh Hairy Dog, they are not real she has gone to the manicurist for those.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - username - 09-24-2011
(09-12-2011, 11:26 AM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-12-2011, 11:21 AM)BlueTiki Wrote: I don't think Maggot is lookin' at your nails, kitten!
Probably not. But he loves it when I give him a snatch crack ho.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - HairOfTheDog - 09-24-2011
(09-23-2011, 11:42 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: Oh Hairy Dog, they are not real she has gone to the manicurist for those.
Nope aussie, they are natural nails. Seriously. I just searched out the full story. She says it took 18 years to grow them because she likes how they look and she never thought about getting in the record book. Strange.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/14/world-longest-fingernails_n_962851.html#s361581
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Duchess - 09-24-2011
Those nails make me want to heave. They rank right up there with poop.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - aussiefriend - 09-24-2011
yeh its grotesque in a bad way. How on earth does she wipe her @rse?
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Duchess - 09-24-2011
Oh my gods...I don't want to know. *heaving*
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - kitty1 - 09-24-2011
(09-24-2011, 07:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: yeh its grotesque in a bad way. How on earth does she wipe her @rse?
Seriously now! How does she wipe her ass??????
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - Duchess - 09-24-2011
How the hell does she do ANYTHING? One can't possibly be productive with those hideous things. Ugh.
RE: We were having this conversation at the bar... - kitty1 - 09-24-2011
Can you imagine the fungus, bacteria and years of crap under there. That is just fucking gross. She probably doesn't work because I don't think you can have nails like that at KFC! They are probably good for scratching "yo pimp's eyes out"!