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RE: why are you a dork? - Middle Finger - 12-11-2011
I'm a dork because I liked running forums.
RE: why are you a dork? - IMaDick - 12-11-2011
(12-11-2011, 03:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm a dork because I liked running forums.
You're a dork just because you can't be anything else.
RE: why are you a dork? - Harvest Moon - 12-11-2011
I am more of a nerd...I love to research and analyze really dumb things. So I researched the word dork and found that it is NOT the name of a whale penis, as I was told by somebody at some time.
But I am definitely dorky when it comes to anything electronic. I just really don't have the patience to follow wires and plug them into where they need to go. I know I can do it if I need to, but I just really don't care to learn how.
RE: why are you a dork? - Harvest Moon - 12-11-2011
(12-11-2011, 03:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm a dork because I liked running forums.
That makes you a nerd, not a dork!
RE: why are you a dork? - sally - 12-11-2011
I'm a dork because instead of the Carlton I do the Buffalo Bill on Fridays.
RE: why are you a dork? - Duchess - 12-12-2011
(12-11-2011, 10:09 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote: I know I can do it if I need to, but I just really don't care to learn how.
That's how I feel about cooking.
I bought a cookbook the other day, not because I wanted to actually use it but because it's a very pretty book & I knew it would look nice sitting in the bookcase at the end of my island.
RE: why are you a dork? - Middle Finger - 12-12-2011
(12-11-2011, 10:24 PM)Harvest Moon Wrote:(12-11-2011, 03:40 PM)Middle Finger Wrote: I'm a dork because I liked running forums.
That makes you a nerd, not a dork!
That's true ... I don't think I'm a dork then.
RE: why are you a dork? - ramseycat - 12-13-2011
I am a nerd in that I love doing word search puzzles. LOL
I am a dork when it comes to computer or electronic related things. I just want to be able to turn it on and have it work.
RE: why are you a dork? - Middle Finger - 12-13-2011
(12-13-2011, 10:48 AM)ramseycat Wrote: I am a nerd in that I love doing word search puzzles. LOL
Was that really something any normal person would ever laugh out loud about?
RE: why are you a dork? - ramseycat - 12-13-2011
Aparently it is because a guy I used to work with teased me about it. We flew down to Atlanta for business and I did my word search on the plane. He made me a plaque for my office that says "I am officially a nerd." He was a funny guy. LOL
RE: why are you a dork? - IMaDick - 12-13-2011
Fuck, I have to agree with MF, that shit is not funny.
RE: why are you a dork? - ramseycat - 12-13-2011
MF wouldn't know funny if it bit him in the body pillow.
RE: why are you a dork? - Middle Finger - 12-13-2011
She does that "LOL" thing as a part of her 15 year old juvenile fake girlfriend bullshit. Or something like that.
RE: why are you a dork? - Maggot - 12-14-2011
I like this song it is great "getting dressed" music.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25-8el1FLzo
RE: why are you a dork? - Maggot - 12-14-2011
Wait.........I like this one better....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srHM2sIll68&feature=player_detailpage
RE: why are you a dork? - Lady Cop - 03-08-2012
told you.
those push-button ignitions are the devil's work.
i still leave my car running sometimes.
DUH
but i don't have a garage, i'm just going to run out of gas.
They are designed to simplify the driving experience.
Push a button rather than turn a key.
But recent fatalities, including this past weekend in Boca Raton, Fla., old geezers left the car running and died of carbon monoxide poisoning, have highlighted whether keyless ignition cars are safe.
Adele and Mort Victor were found dead in their bedroom. Their keyless ignition cars have now been impounded by police.
Mary Rivera of Long Island, N.Y., escaped with her life after leaving her Toyota running in her garage in 2009 but her husband died of carbon monoxide poisoning.
"The ignition didn't turn off," Rivera said. "I was very familiar with the car. I drove it every day. I don't know. I thought I turned it off but apparently I didn't."
She was saved by her brother, John, who was worried when he didn't hear from her. "I thought she was dead. I rushed to her and was yelling at her and shaking her to have some response," John Rivera said.
More than 160 car models now offer keyless start.
Toyota said its cars sound a warning when the driver leaves without shutting down the car.
Still, the Center for Auto Safety said it tracked six fatalities involving push-button starters and wants car manufacturers to return to keys.
RE: why are you a dork? - Duchess - 03-08-2012
That's awful. My car is push button start too but I never park in the garage, it's not connected to my home anyway.
RE: why are you a dork? - Maggot - 03-08-2012
I like the xylophone on "moonlight feels right"
RE: why are you a dork? - LuciferLynn - 03-08-2012
I'm a dork b/c I cry at movies. I'm not much into chick flicks, but Steel Magnolias gets me every fucking time. Ladder 49 made me cry so long and so hard I couldn't see for a day after. I love new appliances, new electronic gadgets. I will watch the weather channel...with interest.
RE: why are you a dork? - Maggot - 03-08-2012
(03-08-2012, 03:40 PM)LuciferLynn Wrote: I'm a dork b/c I cry at movies. I'm not much into chick flicks, but Steel Magnolias gets me every fucking time. Ladder 49 made me cry so long and so hard I couldn't see for a day after. I love new appliances, new electronic gadgets. I will watch the weather channel...with interest.
Are you a Virgo? Do you like sailboats and moon filled nights? Are you between the ages of 18-74 and do you still have all your hair? Sterling may just be right up your alley way or at least ready with some vaseline.