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RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Cracker - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 04:41 PM)Smegma Wrote: Sorry, liking children and being an asshole still doesn't make you a wonderful person. You're an asshole that likes children.
Yes. I have to agree with that statement.
I only have patience for kids. I expect grown people to know better.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - ramseycat - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 05:05 PM)Smegma Wrote: yeah but you'd probably fuck Captain Kangaroo.
Nope, too chunky, too old, not attractive, no sex appeal, probably a crushing dullard and I think he might be dead.
Yea the dead part would be a problem Duchess.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Smegma - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:08 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 05:05 PM)Smegma Wrote: yeah but you'd probably fuck Captain Kangaroo.
Nope, too chunky, too old, not attractive, no sex appeal, probably a crushing dullard and I think he might be dead.
How about Mr Greenjeans?
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Cracker - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 04:47 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: The world needs more people like cracker. Straight to the point and blunt!!
Stupid people need to hear the naked truth when they go to far with their real life drama on a Mock forum.
Unfortunately, a select few stupid people will never get this place and the reason it exists no matter how many explanations/drawings you present to them.
A few whine, but I know most Mockers are giving me cyber high-fives. hahaha
I don't feel badly about roughing people up online because I know what I am IRL. If I died today, I would rest in peace (except my garage is kinda disorganized, I would maybe haunt my garage until one of the kids fixed it). I made the world a better place and my family adores me. I have provided for their futire. What else is there, really?
The only people who hate me are the ones who have their own guilts. Because the truth is hard to hear. That's why I don't wear my $200 white Elie Tahari jeans anymore: Truth is a hard mistress.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - ramseycat - 12-30-2011
I don't think anyone here hates you Cracker. You give yourself too much credit. One other thing, you ever hear the phrase if it's true you don't have to brag about it? Like people that really are rich don't go around telling everyone how rich they are. If you are sooooooooo wonderful, maybe you should lay off the patting your self on the back so much. We might believe you more.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Cracker - 12-30-2011
I don't care if you believe me. I know what I am. Your thoughts are your concern. Or, at least I wish you would keep them your own concern.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - ramseycat - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:25 PM)Cracker Wrote: I don't care if you believe me. I know what I am. Your thoughts are your concern. Or, at least I wish you would keep them your own concern.
Well that' s a relief. I am super glad that you are comfortable with yourself. At least one person is.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Duchess - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:13 PM)Smegma Wrote: How about Mr Greenjeans?
I googled him to see what he looks like. He's wearing a cowboy hat.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Smegma - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:19 PM)Cracker Wrote:(12-30-2011, 04:47 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: The world needs more people like cracker. Straight to the point and blunt!!
Stupid people need to hear the naked truth when they go to far with their real life drama on a Mock forum.
Unfortunately, a select few stupid people will never get this place and the reason it exists no matter how many explanations/drawings you present to them.
A few whine, but I know most Mockers are giving me cyber high-fives. hahaha
I don't feel badly about roughing people up online because I know what I am IRL. If I died today, I would rest in peace (except my garage is kinda disorganized, I would maybe haunt my garage until one of the kids fixed it). I made the world a better place and my family adores me. I have provided for their futire. What else is there, really?
The only people who hate me are the ones who have their own guilts. Because the truth is hard to hear. That's why I don't wear my $200 white Elie Tahari jeans anymore: Truth is a hard mistress.
Do you really place that much emphasis on a messy garage?
I think messy is sort of sensuous. Obsessing about cleanliness is not fun.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - ramseycat - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:29 PM)Duchess Wrote:(12-30-2011, 05:13 PM)Smegma Wrote: How about Mr Greenjeans?
I googled him to see what he looks like. He's wearing a cowboy hat.
So THAT'S what Cowboy looks like. I was wondering.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Smegma - 12-30-2011
I watched Captain Kangaroo up into my 20s... I LOVE him.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Cracker - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:32 PM)Smegma Wrote: Do you really place that much emphasis on a messy garage?
I think messy is sort of sensuous. Obsessing about cleanliness is not fun.
It is in the back of my mind. I wasted a bunch of time posting today when I could have been doing that.
But I am getting busy right now! (I'm not doing the garage. Eff that. Have to be in the mood.)
Have a good evening, Mockers.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Duchess - 12-30-2011
I feel righteous when my closet is totally pulled together, neat & tidy. I'm a gawddamn freak about tidiness.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Smegma - 12-30-2011
Really? I kind of get off being a bit of a slob. No spots on my clothes though, that drives me crazy.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - username - 12-30-2011
Thanks Cracker. That was special. You can climb down now.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Smegma - 12-30-2011
PS "getting busy" means something different to me than it does to Cracker.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - username - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 05:59 PM)Smegma Wrote: PS "getting busy" means something different to me than it does to Cracker.
I'm pretty sure "major appliance" does too.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Adub - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 04:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cracker's Secret: I used to work with kids. Loved it. I loved them and they loved me. I miss it sometimes.
I stopped working with kids about 10 years or so ago. Here's why: I learned the Great Truth. Everything that is wrong with kids can be traced back to their parents.
And?
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Smegma - 12-30-2011
(12-30-2011, 06:21 PM)Adub Wrote:(12-30-2011, 04:24 PM)Cracker Wrote: Cracker's Secret: I used to work with kids. Loved it. I loved them and they loved me. I miss it sometimes.
I stopped working with kids about 10 years or so ago. Here's why: I learned the Great Truth. Everything that is wrong with kids can be traced back to their parents.
And?
Yeah, that was one of life's secrets revealed.
RE: Mean Ol' Cracker part deux - Duchess - 12-30-2011
I know of people who come from impeccable backgrounds, wonderful parents, many opportunities, educated and they are complete fuckups so I'm not buying that theory at all. It works both ways, you can have a crap life and grow up to make something of yourself.