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RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - NightOwl - 01-28-2012

Found a goody for thekid65 - "The Bachelor"

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RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Maggot - 01-28-2012

(01-27-2012, 09:21 PM)username Wrote: Maggot:

"Dr. Strangelove"

More like "The good, the bad, and the ugly"

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - QueenBee - 01-28-2012

[Image: dirty_dancing.jpg]

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Cracker - 01-28-2012

Gross. I don't like thinking about you people that way.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Middle Finger - 01-28-2012

(01-27-2012, 08:53 PM)sally Wrote: Frank's is "Passion of The Christ".

Sally's is "Nightmare on Elm Street."

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Middle Finger - 01-28-2012

Mine is "Rocky 2" cause he wins at the end of it all and Adrian is VERY happy. Smiley_emoticons_smile

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - IMaDick - 01-28-2012

Since no one has gotten mine right, "thanks for trying Sally"

Mine is the From Dusk till dawn.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Cracker - 01-28-2012

Oh, please. Dick's is "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves".

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - IMaDick - 01-28-2012

(01-28-2012, 12:40 PM)Cracker Wrote: Oh, please. Dick's is "Honey, We Shrunk Ourselves".

I know I have been ignoring you lately, I can't really apologise for it though because it's on purpose.





RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Cracker - 01-28-2012

(01-28-2012, 12:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know I have been ignoring you lately, I can't really apologise for it though because it's on purpose.

Nice try. Everyone knows you are my homeboy.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - IMaDick - 01-28-2012

(01-28-2012, 12:48 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-28-2012, 12:42 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I know I have been ignoring you lately, I can't really apologise for it though because it's on purpose.

Nice try. Everyone knows you are my homeboy.

Really it's just that know that our combined IQ's are higher than they can count.

They see us like this

IMaDICK you're a cunt in their small limited world we have to go together.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Maggot - 01-28-2012

My breakfast is half way up my throat.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Duchess - 01-28-2012



I'll barf if I see you barf.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Maggot - 01-28-2012

I just wish the sausages were a bit more digested.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Duchess - 01-28-2012



Fucking hell

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - IMaDick - 01-28-2012

I have a whale dick cane that I could shove it back down his throat with, all you have to do is ask Duchess.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Cracker - 01-28-2012

(01-28-2012, 01:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just wish the sausages were a bit more digested.

Chew your food, mongrel.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Maggot - 01-28-2012

(01-28-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-28-2012, 01:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just wish the sausages were a bit more digested.

Chew your food, mongrel.

I chew each bite 17 times.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - Cracker - 01-28-2012

(01-28-2012, 01:15 PM)Maggot Wrote: I chew each bite 17 times.

Not enough. Ask your cow friends how they manage their cuds. That should help.

RE: Describe your sex life with a movie title - IMaDick - 01-28-2012

(01-28-2012, 01:15 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(01-28-2012, 01:12 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-28-2012, 01:01 PM)Maggot Wrote: I just wish the sausages were a bit more digested.

Chew your food, mongrel.

I chew each bite 17 times.

whole sausages in your gapping yaw at a time cannot get chewed with a simple 17 chews.