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RE: How many times have you been married? - RaisingAPrince - 03-02-2012
Congrats!! That's a gorgeous ring!!! Please do share the story!
RE: How many times have you been married? - username - 03-02-2012
You have fat hands.
I couldn't resist. These dumb idiots don't know you're not supposed to congratulate the bride-to-be (stupid but true). Congrats to your future husband. Very pretty ring.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Duchess - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 04:24 PM)krystalshores Wrote: Holy Shit! I was right! Look at what I got last night!
Happy trails!
RE: How many times have you been married? - krystalshores - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 05:44 PM)username Wrote: You have fat hands.
I knew you would say that. They do look fat. At least they aren't man hands.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Duchess - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 06:11 PM)krystalshores Wrote: At least they aren't man hands.
That's reserved for me.
RE: How many times have you been married? - krystalshores - 03-02-2012
No it was for userbitch.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Duchess - 03-02-2012
(03-02-2012, 06:57 PM)krystalshores Wrote: No it was for userbitch.
I meant, that's what some of them say about me. I have a whopping six inch wrist and depending on which hand, my ring size is 7-8. I have massive man hands & I look like a wildebeest. Grrrr
RE: How many times have you been married? - thekid65 - 03-03-2012
That just means you give a great massage....unless it's like making sammiches, and you dont go there....
RE: How many times have you been married? - Duchess - 03-03-2012
I guess my sarcasm was lost in translation.
RE: How many times have you been married? - thekid65 - 03-04-2012
Yeah, it was...thats what I get for not reading the entire convo before opening my piehole.
RE: How many times have you been married? - ramseycat - 03-04-2012
That's a beautiful ring!! Congratulations and I hope you have a long and happy marriage.
p.s. don't take marital advice from MF.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Middle Finger - 03-05-2012
Yes, don't take any advice from someone who is successful at it. Instead, take advice from bad-judgment, boyfriend-hiding, common penny bitches like Ramsey.
RE: How many times have you been married? - IMaDick - 03-05-2012
Advice for the about to be married? Bwaaaa hahahahahahah.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Cynical Ninja - 03-05-2012
(02-28-2012, 07:30 PM)thekid65 Wrote: I'm just an asshole.
Self realisation is a beautiful thing.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Cracker - 03-05-2012
(03-05-2012, 09:53 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: common penny
I'm sure that is quite the putdown in coin collector circles.
RE: How many times have you been married? - ramseycat - 03-05-2012
(03-05-2012, 05:46 PM)Cracker Wrote:(03-05-2012, 09:53 AM)Middle Finger Wrote: common penny
I'm sure that is quite the putdown in coin collector circles.
I can't even tell you how insulted I was by that comment.
RE: How many times have you been married? - IMaDick - 03-05-2012
I knew he should have said common zinc penny.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Duchess - 03-05-2012
I heard recently that the older pennies are worth more as copper than they are a penny.
RE: How many times have you been married? - IMaDick - 03-05-2012
Tis true.
RE: How many times have you been married? - Teacher - 03-06-2012
Have been married -
43 years, 2 months, 6 days, 11 hours, 54 minutes, 50 seconds........H-E-L-P