The following warnings occurred:
Warning [2] Undefined property: MyLanguage::$archive_pages - Line: 2 - File: printthread.php(287) : eval()'d code PHP 8.2.26 (Linux)
File Line Function
/inc/class_error.php 153 errorHandler->error
/printthread.php(287) : eval()'d code 2 errorHandler->error_callback
/printthread.php 287 eval
/printthread.php 117 printthread_multipage



Mock
These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Printable Version

+- Mock (https://mockforums.net)
+-- Forum: Serious Shit? (https://mockforums.net/forum-4.html)
+--- Forum: Discussions, Opinions & Debate (https://mockforums.net/forum-11.html)
+--- Thread: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! (/thread-7522.html)

Pages: 1 2 3 4


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: Joseph Campbell said religions were made (he actually said myths, but we all know what he meant) because humans kill things to survive. Early humans killed with their hands and watched the animals die and cut apart their bodies and got the blood all over them. They did this so they wouldn't die. They knew it was wrong so they made up stories to make it ok. First the stories were about animal gods and animal-type gods because of their deep guilt. Then the stories changed and humans who could plant crops replaced the animals with human gods because even though they gained power from killing the animals, they needed a human god to represent them because animals don't garden.

Now half the world believes in these myths (you know I mean all the major religions) and the other half of us think you are fucking idiots to still believe that shit because we have tofu if you really feel that badly about eating a fucking animal.

Christians arguing about some other religion is like a blind person bitching because another blind person farted.

If you are part of an organized religion, you are part of the problem.

If Christians were really nice people, they would give their church buildings to homeless people (they only use the damn things on Sundays and Wednesday nights) and meet for services in the food court at the mall.

If atheists had a soul they wouldn't be atheists.

You may like the idea of crawling from some fucking ooze pool but I don't, I don't think any amount of fucking chance could have played a role in something as complex as life and many millions of universes, unlike you I have a beginning and an end, you have only darkness the whole of your mortal life and the whole of your eternal life.

so in reality this paragraph is a big fuck you mister.






RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - username - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I won't be back peddling, you have this fucking mental block that won't allow you to understand the significance of many things which are in real time significant, I have proven that by calling you on your crap on a daily ,weekly and monthly basis.

You are part of the problem so I really don't expect you to expose yourself in any real and significant way.

But I know the truth and that shit will never change, you apoligize for every fucked up thing in this world.

Are you and Nick related? I'm beginning to think so. Or maybe it's Tony. lol.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-03-2012, 11:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: If Christians were really nice people, they would give their church buildings to homeless people (they only use the damn things on Sundays and Wednesday nights) and meet for services in the food court at the mall.

That's terribly simplistic. You are sounding like a communist there. Think about it for a moment, for real. It's Dr Zhivago all over again.

Yes, the answer seems so simple if you look for real solutions and take SuperGod out of the equation. Only mentally ill homeless people would choose a Gideon's Bible over a nice warm bed and a hot meal.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:33 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-03-2012, 11:26 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(03-03-2012, 11:17 PM)Cracker Wrote: If Christians were really nice people, they would give their church buildings to homeless people (they only use the damn things on Sundays and Wednesday nights) and meet for services in the food court at the mall.

That's terribly simplistic. You are sounding like a communist there. Think about it for a moment, for real. It's Dr Zhivago all over again.

Yes, the answer seems so simple if you look for real solutions and take SuperGod out of the equation. Only mentally ill homeless people would choose a Gideon's Bible over a nice warm bed and a hot meal.

In reality they choose both.




RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If atheists had a soul they wouldn't be atheists.

You may like the idea of crawling from some fucking ooze pool but I don't, I don't think any amount of fucking chance could have played a role in something as complex as life and many millions of universes, unlike you I have a beginning and an end, you have only darkness the whole of your mortal life and the whole of your eternal life.

so in reality this paragraph is a big fuck you mister.

One theist religion is no different than another if you look at them through the eyes of history. Christians kill people. Muslims kill people. Jews kill people. You have to give this one to the Buddhists. They got closest to getting it right. And they did it without a god.

I don't have a mortal soul ruled by some mythical, magical, but seemingly absent, god. Your hellfire doesn't scare Cracker. You willingness to wish me harm because I have a different view does. It is somewhat Muslimesque.

(For the record, Cracker doesn't like the camelfuckers. They need to update their Koran and step on it like we did the Bible (how many editions are there, anyway?).)


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:32 PM)username Wrote:
(03-03-2012, 11:12 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I won't be back peddling, you have this fucking mental block that won't allow you to understand the significance of many things which are in real time significant, I have proven that by calling you on your crap on a daily ,weekly and monthly basis.

You are part of the problem so I really don't expect you to expose yourself in any real and significant way.

But I know the truth and that shit will never change, you apoligize for every fucked up thing in this world.

Are you and Nick related? I'm beginning to think so. Or maybe it's Tony. lol.

Are you and beelzebub related? I'm beginning to think so.






RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:37 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(03-03-2012, 11:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote: If atheists had a soul they wouldn't be atheists.

You may like the idea of crawling from some fucking ooze pool but I don't, I don't think any amount of fucking chance could have played a role in something as complex as life and many millions of universes, unlike you I have a beginning and an end, you have only darkness the whole of your mortal life and the whole of your eternal life.

so in reality this paragraph is a big fuck you mister.

One theist religion is no different than another if you look at them through the eyes of history. Christians kill people. Muslims kill people. Jews kill people. You have to give this one to the Buddhists. They got closest to getting it right. And they did it without a god.

I don't have a mortal soul ruled by some mythical, magical, but seemingly absent, god. Your hellfire doesn't scare Cracker. You willingness to wish me harm because I have a different view does. It is somewhat Muslimesque.

Continue to kick against he goads if you wish, it is not me are fighting with.





RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-03-2012


hah I bet your face is red as hell right now.

I saw that shit, Dick. Nice save.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:41 PM)Cracker Wrote: hah I bet your face is red as hell right now.

I saw that shit, Dick. Nice save.
You would lose that bet, I have no dog in the fight for souls.




RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-03-2012

Your religion says you have to testify to me to show me the way. All in or all out. You can't just be a Christian when the bottle is empty.

We are so steeped in what we believe that it is hard to let it go. It takes a strength of will to run away from the flock (and the shepherd).


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:44 PM)Cracker Wrote: Your religion says you have to testify to me to show me the way. All in or all out. You can't just be a Christian when the bottle is empty.

We are so steeped in what we believe that it is hard to let it go. It takes a strength of will to run away from the flock (and the shepherd).

It also says do not cast your pearls to the swine.




RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-03-2012

I think that is how my Children's Living Bible puts it.


I prefer to give credit for kindness to those who show it and blame to those who do not. No gods or demons for Cracker.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - username - 03-03-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You may like the idea of crawling from some fucking ooze pool but I don't...

Too bad. Your daddy oozed in to your momma and here you are.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-03-2012

Hahahahahahahaha!


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-04-2012

(03-03-2012, 11:52 PM)username Wrote:
(03-03-2012, 11:29 PM)IMaDick Wrote: You may like the idea of crawling from some fucking ooze pool but I don't...

Too bad. Your daddy oozed in to your momma and here you are.

Too bad you had to go off topic to respond, in this I find amusement as well as victory.




RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-04-2012

Does it bug you that Iraq is home to Nineveh, Ur, Sumer, Babylon, and the Tigris & Euphrates rivers that flowed from your Garden of Eden? Because your religion is one of camelfuckers and brown people.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - username - 03-04-2012

(03-04-2012, 12:04 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Too bad you had to go off topic to respond, in this I find amusement as well as victory.

Yeah, well, you're delusional so that makes sense.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - IMaDick - 03-04-2012

(03-04-2012, 12:23 AM)username Wrote:
(03-04-2012, 12:04 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Too bad you had to go off topic to respond, in this I find amusement as well as victory.

Yeah, well, you're delusional so that makes sense.

I have started a fire in the pit, I will be having company so don't expect me to respond to all of your excuses.

Cracker being the birth place of Christ has nothing to do with the world system today, even though those lands will once again be as they were in time as we see it.




RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - username - 03-04-2012

(03-04-2012, 12:36 AM)IMaDick Wrote: I have started a fire in the pit, I will be having company so don't expect me to respond to all of your excuses.

Uh huh. Fire in the pit: I've been drinking too much or I ate day old goat. Company: the toilet bowl.

Have fun, Dickie.


RE: These Korans burn pretty damn good!!! - Cracker - 03-04-2012

(03-04-2012, 12:36 AM)IMaDick Wrote: Cracker being the birth place of Christ has nothing to do with the world system today, even though those lands will once again be as they were in time as we see it.

It is the same fight we have been having for thousands of years. East vs. West, my god vs. your god kind of stuff. What is a god really besides a figment to protect our stuff and earthly bodies (and heavenly bodies because we know we screwed the pooch with our time on Earth).

The Bible, especially Genesis and Revelations, is derived from Enuma Elish, The Seven Evil Spirits, and the Epic of Gilgamesh. The Bible comes directly from an ancient, now acursed, cult. Read them and see for youself. I just don't see how people can actually believe the Bible as truth and claim it is God's Word even though it comes from older ancient pagan cults.