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RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Cracker - 03-31-2012
Gotcha!
Sorry. I'm a snarky bitch. But I think you are pretty if that helps.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - ZEROSPHERES - 03-31-2012
(03-31-2012, 11:20 PM)Cracker Wrote: Why would anyone wear that?
Beats me Cracker...
http://www.asianoffbeat.com/default.asp?Display=1682
I guess this is like Riding The Bull
![[Image: Kanamara-Matsuri-6.jpg]](http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae245/zerospheres/Kanamara-Matsuri-6.jpg)
All Day Suckers for the eager celebrants
![[Image: Kanamara-Matsuri-11.jpg]](http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae245/zerospheres/Kanamara-Matsuri-11.jpg)
Strap-on Penis for mass hysteria
![[Image: Kanamara-Matsuri-10.jpg]](http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae245/zerospheres/Kanamara-Matsuri-10.jpg)
And finally the Exaulted Penis,
under a holy purple shroud,
flanked by two white pasties,
and resting atop its two black testicles
![[Image: Kanamara-Matsuri-15.jpg]](http://i976.photobucket.com/albums/ae245/zerospheres/Kanamara-Matsuri-15.jpg)
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - username - 04-01-2012
(03-31-2012, 10:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Don't be hatin' because some of us are accustomed to much better looking penises than are you. Luck of the draw, really...
That would be a skinny-ass penis. Better for a credit card swipe than a lay, I'm thinking.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - username - 04-01-2012
(03-31-2012, 10:45 PM)krystalshores Wrote:User, how was your day??
It was great but your "hello" made it even better!
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Cynical Ninja - 04-01-2012
I wasn't aware there still was a miss world competition, I thought that was phased out along with bear baiting and doctors recommending brands of cigarettes.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Duchess - 04-01-2012
I think she's beautiful.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Maggot - 04-01-2012
Why is the space odyssey theme song playing in my head? Those damn drums!!!
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Cynical Ninja - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 11:13 AM)Duchess Wrote:
I think its beautiful.
Changed to reflect reality.
If you fuck a transexual you are basically fucking an inside out penis.
Just because we can do sex change operationsd doesn't mean we should.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - ZEROSPHERES - 04-01-2012
CN: Just because we can do sex change operationsd doesn't mean we should.
I Agree, It's like seeing someone in Nude Stretch Pants, Attention getting, but in a freakish way, and you stare trying to figure out what's real and how you are being fooled.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Cynical Ninja - 04-01-2012
If a guy is effeminate and likes men?, congratulations you are gay! now go away and be gay and leave your penis where it is.
I don't buy all this "I was born the wrong sex" shit.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Duchess - 04-01-2012
I can't even imagine why someone would think that's a good look. I wouldn't dream of going out in public looking less than my best. I don't know who I'm going to run into & if he's great looking I want to be looking pretty damn good myself.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Maggot - 04-01-2012
I don't like the way these trannys are faking people out as their penis tingles. It kinda freaks me out and I think its very very strange. Please all trannys stay on the other side of the room and play tranny twister or something.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Duchess - 04-01-2012
Sumbitch! I posted in the wrong thread.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Cynical Ninja - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 11:36 AM)Maggot Wrote: I don't like the way these trannys are faking people out as their penis tingles. It kinda freaks me out and I think its very very strange. Please all trannys stay on the other side of the room and play tranny twister or something.
Have you ever seen a sex change operation?, I have, it made for very grim viewing, cutting the penis in half and turning it inside out to create a mangina.
Jesus Christ.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Duchess - 04-01-2012
That made me squeeze my thighs together.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - ramseycat - 04-01-2012
(04-01-2012, 12:22 PM)Duchess Wrote:
That made me squeeze my thighs together.
The thought of MF tyring to get between your thighs is what made you squeeze them together.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Middle Finger - 04-01-2012
Soup chicken humor is getting old.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Duchess - 04-02-2012
(04-01-2012, 11:33 AM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: I don't buy all this "I was born the wrong sex" shit.
I do but having said that, I don't care one way or another about someone's sexuality. Whatever floats your boat.
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Cracker - 04-02-2012
(04-01-2012, 12:20 PM)Cynical Ninja Wrote: mangina.
That always makes me think of Old Greg. "Wanna come to a club where people wee on each other?"
RE: Disqualified tranny takes on Miss Universe - Duchess - 04-02-2012
Hahahaha!
I'd love to lift my skirt & have that happen. Fuckin' aye.