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YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Printable Version

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RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Duchess - 04-06-2012

I'd kinda like someone to give it a shot so I can try out my new kick boxing skills.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - JsMom - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 02:34 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I'd kinda like someone to give it a shot so I can try out my new kick boxing skills.

Kicking at bails of hay is not considered kick boxing or kicking horses with spurs. Just sayin'

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Midwest Spy - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 02:27 PM)JsMom Wrote: Yep I was 13 and I'll keep the details to myself. You people could give two shits anyways.

I mean, I don't know exactly what you were thinking, but I'd probably want to kill myself if my daughter decides to have sex when she's 13.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Duchess - 04-06-2012

I don't kick at bales of hay, you dipshit, I toss them and I don't own spurs.

Shit, I wouldn't have to try out my skills on you to kick your ass, I'd have you attempt to throw a bale of hay or pick up a bag of feed. Yeah, hell yeah. I can hear you grunting now. *snicker*

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - JsMom - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 02:41 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(04-06-2012, 02:27 PM)JsMom Wrote: Yep I was 13 and I'll keep the details to myself. You people could give two shits anyways.

I mean, I don't know exactly what you were thinking, but I'd probably want to kill myself if my daughter decides to have sex when she's 13.

You just want details...

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - JsMom - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 02:42 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I don't kick at bales of hay, you dipshit, I toss them and I don't own spurs.

Shit, I wouldn't have to try out my skills on you to kick your ass, I'd have you attempt to throw a bale of hay or pick up a bag of feed. Yeah, hell yeah. I can hear you grunting now. *snicker*

assume much...

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Duchess - 04-06-2012

I'm not assuming at all, I wouldn't do that to you or anyone else because I don't like it when people do that to me. I made an educated guess going by what I know about you. Are you telling me I'm wrong?

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - JsMom - 04-06-2012

Yes, honey, don't let the chunk fool you.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Duchess - 04-06-2012

You're afraid of slugs & weak from being sick all the time, you'll forgive me if I scoff at the idea of you throwing 50 lb. plus bales of hay around.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - ramseycat - 04-06-2012

These days I am glad I have boys. Kids are having sex way to young. And the BJ's are not sex nonsense is ridiculous. I worry about the boys but if I had a daughter I would be frantic. I wouldn't let my daughter out of the house in some of the crap I see these girls in.

My youngest is 12 and the texts he gets from this girl are wayyyyy over the top. So much so that I had to call her mother. She told #2 that she was raped at a party. She asked him if it would be weird for them to have a baby at 16. Her mother told me I should stay out of the kids business. Uh huh, well lady you do that and enjoy being a grandmother with a daughter in high school.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - JsMom - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 02:57 PM)Duchess Wrote:

You're afraid of slugs & weak from being sick all the time, you'll forgive me if I scoff at the idea of you throwing 50 lb. plus bales of hay around.

You do alot of assuming. Must be your old age?

I'll get back to you on a better day. I'm not holding up to well on this 5^th angelversary day.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Duchess - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 03:27 PM)JsMom Wrote: I'm not holding up to well on this 5^th angelversary day.

Don't ever pull that shit with me again in Mock.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - JsMom - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 03:33 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(04-06-2012, 03:27 PM)JsMom Wrote: I'm not holding up to well on this 5^th angelversary day.

Don't ever pull that shit with me again in Mock.

What?

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Cracker - 04-06-2012

WTF?

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Sterling - 04-06-2012

Pool Party! hah

Bring your guitars. We'll unplug.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - username - 04-06-2012

You have now entered the Twilight Zone.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - IMaDick - 04-06-2012

I get it the rest of you are retards.

Keep up the good work Duchess, I just hope jsmom comes back for seconds.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - username - 04-06-2012

(04-06-2012, 05:10 PM)IMaDick Wrote: I get it the rest of you are retards.

Keep up the good work Duchess, I just hope jsmom comes back for seconds.

The only thing you've "got" that the rest of don't is crotch fungus.

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Cracker - 04-06-2012

I wonder if she hates Sterling? I mean real hate...

RE: YOUR LOST VIRGINITY - Sterling - 04-06-2012

Too soon for the Pool Party thing? She could always turn her back and not pay attention if she doesn't want to join in on the splashing and carrying on. Just sayin'.