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RE: Dear Maggot MD - HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:04 PM)username Wrote: Fuck that! He's obviously with another patient.
Have you tried an adjustable wrench?
If it's a plastic bottle, you could always stab it and collect the liquid in another container. Has a certain satanic appeal to me.
At least someone gets the sincere seriousness of my dilemna. Thank you, user.I think stabbing it and bleeding it out may be an option. Before I take such drastic measures, I will consult with my psychiatrist as it's not of the utmost urgency; I can wait a bit longer. I've been putting up with the failure to put out for a few weeks now. If Maggot doesn't respond shortly, I will try your extreme solution.
@ramseycat: thank you for your sage advice. Unfortunately, it has been attempted and failed. If fear that only Maggot holds the answers.
Edit: @user: even a wrench didn't work. I kid you not. It's cracking me up.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - ramseycat - 07-22-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:09 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(07-22-2012, 08:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Stab it ahahahahhhahaa
You're really good. Why I adore you. Those that say I kiss your ass are owned.
Thanks Ma.
Stab it! it just struck me as funny because I could see myself doing that after getting completely pissed off that I couldn't open it.
Here you fucking bottle cap! I'll show you! Stab stab stab
hahahahahaha
RE: Dear Maggot MD - Ma Huang Sor - 07-22-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-22-2012, 08:04 PM)username Wrote: Fuck that! He's obviously with another patient.
Have you tried an adjustable wrench?
If it's a plastic bottle, you could always stab it and collect the liquid in another container. Has a certain satanic appeal to me.
I think stabbing it and bleeding it out may be an option. Before I take such drastic measures, I will consult with my psychiatrist as it's not of the utmost urgency; I can wait a bit longer. I've been putting up with the failure to put out for a few weeks now. If Maggot doesn't respond shortly, I will try your extreme solution.
@ramseycat: thank you for your sage advice. Unfortunately, it has been attempted and failed. If fear that only Maggot holds the answers.
Edit: @user: even a wrench didn't work. I kid you not. It's cracking me up.
wellthen. Do. Not. Be. Fooled.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - Ma Huang Sor - 07-22-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:12 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(07-22-2012, 08:09 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote:(07-22-2012, 08:06 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Stab it ahahahahhhahaa
You're really good. Why I adore you. Those that say I kiss your ass are owned.
Thanks Ma.
Stab it! it just struck me as funny because I could see myself doing that after getting completely pissed off that I couldn't open it.
Here you fucking bottle cap! I'll show you! Stab stab stab
hahahahahaha
fucking rofl
RE: Dear Maggot MD - HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:14 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: wellthen. Do. Not. Be. Fooled.
Seriously, I think it's a defective bottle - the track around the cap must be off because it is not budging no matter what.
Writing is off as a "defect" and stabbing or tossing it isn't as much fun as getting input from all of you and hopefully the professional. So, for now, it remains unharmed and in the lead.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - username - 07-22-2012
I assume you ran the top under hot water and tried opening it.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - ramseycat - 07-22-2012
HOTD 0
Bottle 1
RE: Dear Maggot MD - HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:27 PM)username Wrote: I assume you ran the top under hot water and tried opening it.
Twice. It's definitely a defect and I just now ended my 3 week adversarial relationship with it. Every time I opened the fridge, it was just standing there, daring and owning me. Your solution worked (I'm all out of bottled water, it had to be done).
Pic in your honor coming shortly.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - HairOfTheDog - 07-22-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:27 PM)ramseycat Wrote: HOTD 0
Bottle 1
No more. Stabbed. If only Maggot had answered the crisis call in a more timely manner, less violent measures may have been effective.
![[Image: stabbed001.jpg?t=1343005096]](http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s500/HairOfTheDog1337/stabbed001.jpg?t=1343005096)
RE: Dear Maggot MD - ramseycat - 07-23-2012
ahahahaaha!
HOTD 1
Bottle 0
RE: Dear Maggot MD - JsMom - 07-23-2012
Funny thread. Yay! HotD won! I was getting worried.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - ramseycat - 07-23-2012
Now HOTD has mastered the bottle. What new challenge will she face next?
Stay tuned...
RE: Dear Maggot MD - Ma Huang Sor - 07-23-2012
She fucking stabbed it LOL
RE: Dear Maggot MD - username - 07-23-2012
(07-22-2012, 08:59 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(07-22-2012, 08:27 PM)ramseycat Wrote: HOTD 0
Bottle 1
No more. Stabbed. If only Maggot had answered the crisis call in a more timely manner, less violent measures may have been effective.
MUWAHAHA!! Love it!!
RE: Dear Maggot MD - Duchess - 07-23-2012
Hot D, is that bougainvillea in the photograph?
RE: Dear Maggot MD - Ma Huang Sor - 07-23-2012
She wrote something on the bottle, but I can't read it...
RE: Dear Maggot MD - Duchess - 07-23-2012
(07-23-2012, 12:51 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: She wrote something on the bottle, but I can't read it...
It looks like "Thanks, User" and there is a heart with an arrow.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - username - 07-23-2012
(07-23-2012, 12:53 PM)Duchess Wrote:(07-23-2012, 12:51 PM)Ma Huang Sor Wrote: She wrote something on the bottle, but I can't read it...
It looks like "Thanks, User" and there is a heart with an arrow.
Awww, I'm touched!!!
Can't see that on my phone.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - HairOfTheDog - 07-23-2012
(07-23-2012, 12:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Hot D, is that bougainvillea in the photograph?
Yes, I have a bougainvillea and geraniums in my front flowers box. The bouganvillea is now higher than my roof and twisted up through the wrought iron rail up the stairs to my front porch. The pic is outside my front door. The red geraniums have grown up through it and are really tall too. I'll take a picture and put it in the garden thread soon.
User, my camera is piece of crap at this point so hard to see the label - it says, "thanks User!" and there's a little heart with a knife through it and some drops pouring out.
It was hot yesterday and at least I got my water.
RE: Dear Maggot MD - Maggot - 07-23-2012
Truly one of my favorite patients HOTD did not get the letter that I have been on my monthly two week sabbatical calming distraught snakes that have been interupted in the middle of shedding their skin.
This problem had been documented years ago in one of Bostons most highly recognized scientific journals titled "I'm fat and thats that"
There are 2 possibilities:
(1) The factory had a dyslexic bottle topper worker
(2) Some jaybird with issues super glued the top.
Either way somewhere someplace someone is laughing at you.
Please take a seat in the waiting room, grab a magazine and we will talk about your anxiety issues and obvious lack of hydration.