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RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - sally - 08-30-2012

(08-30-2012, 09:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: And Gear??? Fold that pecker of your up and put it away!! No way in hayell you are shooting that thing of in my face. I will rip you nuts off and stuff them down your throat before that ever happens. Capice?


Trust her on this. Ramsey teaches a senior citizens self-defense class at the YMCA.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - ramseycat - 08-30-2012

I also teach the pre-schoolers. It's a tough world out there on the playground.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - Donovan - 08-30-2012

You ever teach children to defend themselves against senior citizens? Those Sandusky kids coulda used that class.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - ramseycat - 08-30-2012

I wish I had Dono. I might have to incorporate that into my next class.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - Donovan - 08-30-2012

The main difference is when you kick an old guy in the nuts you gotta aim a lot lower.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - ramseycat - 08-30-2012

(08-30-2012, 12:05 PM)Donovan Wrote: The main difference is when you kick an old guy in the nuts you gotta aim a lot lower.

So noted.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - Riotgear - 08-30-2012

(08-30-2012, 09:58 AM)ramseycat Wrote: Sally is fickle like that.

And Gear??? Fold that pecker of your up and put it away!! No way in hayell you are shooting that thing of in my face. I will rip you nuts off and stuff them down your throat before that ever happens. Capice?

At least you got the fold part right.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - OnBendedKnee - 08-30-2012

But can you tie it into a knot?


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - Duchess - 08-30-2012



Now I'm thinking about the penis snake. It looks like Italian sausage....old Italian sausage.



RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - Riotgear - 08-30-2012

(08-30-2012, 04:36 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: But can you tie it into a knot?

Hang on a sec...


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - OnBendedKnee - 08-30-2012

Come on. Just like you do to a cherry stem. You can bend over far enough, yes?


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - Riotgear - 08-30-2012

(08-30-2012, 04:48 PM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: Come on. Just like you do to a cherry stem. You can bend over far enough, yes?

I just didn't want to accidently go up my own ass and do a flip like...

Mustang.


RE: The Riotgear, Ilyanna and sometimes OBK thread - Ilyanna - 08-30-2012

(08-30-2012, 04:38 PM)Duchess Wrote:

Now I'm thinking about the penis snake. It looks like Italian sausage....old Italian sausage.

hah