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RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-06-2012
**sigh**
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-06-2012
Ok, no more teasing, I promise.
(Tell me what the reference Sally made of, "Mrs. Big Mountain" is?)
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-06-2012
Speaking of Ramseycat World - Is it ok for me to fuck women 20 years younger there? Seems like you can get a pretty good one on CL for a couple hundred bucks. I just want to make sure it's alright.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-07-2012
No, that would be morally wrong. In Ramseycat's world or ours.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 01:34 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote: No, that would be morally wrong. In Ramseycat's world or ours.
Now hold on there chief - I thought Ramseycat World was morally ambiguous.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-07-2012
^
Sure, in all things when it comes to ramsey, after all, it is, Ramseycat's World.
When it comes to all things you there are distinctive implications and moral boundaries
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
Well that's a hellofa deal. So I guess the real question is what can we learn from Ramsey that may allow us to shrug this moral coil?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 11:47 AM)Riotgear Wrote: Well that's a hellofa deal. So I guess the real question is what can we learn from Ramsey that may allow us to shrug this moral coil?Well, being male between the ages of 16 and 26 with a six-pack and tight jeans is a pretty decent start.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 11:51 AM)OnBendedKnee Wrote:(09-07-2012, 11:47 AM)Riotgear Wrote: Well that's a hellofa deal. So I guess the real question is what can we learn from Ramsey that may allow us to shrug this moral coil?Well, being male between the ages of 16 and 26 with a six-pack and tight jeans is a pretty decent start.
Time to use my incredible Alchemical powers to subject this matter to my Will.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-07-2012
Ok boys, listen up.
I had 1.....one.....ONE.....younger FWB. Contrary to what MF thinks, there is nothing wrong with that.
To apply for said FWB position the applicant must be at least 27, single, cute, nice body, smart, funny, EMPLOYED, kind, generous. That should do it.
RG, if you would like to have a younger FWB you must first be single. As for seeing someone 20 years younger than you? Depends on how old you are. If you are 35, dating a 15 year old would be inappropriate. So for you we should not go more than 10 years younger.
As for the other aspects of Ramsey's World there must be lots of shoes. Coach bags. Chocolate peanut butter ice cream. And a new vacuum each month. The list of requirements is long and vast. I don't think any of you freaks will meet my requirements so you won't be invited.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 08:32 PM)ramseycat Wrote: Ok boys, listen up.
I had 1.....one.....ONE.....younger FWB. Contrary to what MF thinks, there is nothing wrong with that.
To apply for said FWB position the applicant must be at least 27, single, cute, nice body, smart, funny, EMPLOYED, kind, generous. That should do it.
RG, if you would like to have a younger FWB you must first be single. As for seeing someone 20 years younger than you? Depends on how old you are. If you are 35, dating a 15 year old would be inappropriate. So for you we should not go more than 10 years younger.
As for the other aspects of Ramsey's World there must be lots of shoes. Coach bags. Chocolate peanut butter ice cream. And a new vacuum each month. The list of requirements is long and vast. I don't think any of you freaks will meet my requirements so you won't be invited.
Why do women begin to menstruate when they do?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-07-2012
when they do what?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Duchess - 09-07-2012
I like your requirements, Ramsey. I don't care about the vacuum but I'm down with shoes, handbags and ice cream.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 08:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: when they do what?
So should I just think you're stupid? Because I can do that.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - ramseycat - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 08:57 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-07-2012, 08:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: when they do what?
So should I just think you're stupid? Because I can do that.
Yes. That would probably be best at this point.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 08:54 PM)Duchess Wrote: I like your requirements, Ramsey. I don't care about the vacuum but I'm down with shoes, handbags and ice cream.
I see you're on your Blackberry again. . .
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - username - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 08:57 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-07-2012, 08:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: when they do what?
So should I just think you're stupid? Because I can do that.
*snort*
I've been in a few bad relationships where I seemingly menstruated around 3 times a month and, of course, I developed a Puritan view of sex during "the curse". Throw words out there like "break through bleeding" and...guys are gullible. And no. You can't always tell if we fake it. Dummies.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 09:02 PM)ramseycat Wrote:(09-07-2012, 08:57 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-07-2012, 08:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: when they do what?
So should I just think you're stupid? Because I can do that.
Yes. That would probably be best at this point.
From your mouth to God's ear.
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - Riotgear - 09-07-2012
(09-07-2012, 09:06 PM)username Wrote:(09-07-2012, 08:57 PM)Riotgear Wrote:(09-07-2012, 08:52 PM)ramseycat Wrote: when they do what?
So should I just think you're stupid? Because I can do that.
*snort*
I've been in a few bad relationships where I seemingly menstruated around 3 times a month and, of course, I developed a Puritan view of sex during "the curse". Throw words out there like "break through bleeding" and...guys are gullible. And no. You can't always tell if we fake it. Dummies.
What makes you think we always want to?
RE: He Brings Me Coffee - OnBendedKnee - 09-07-2012
^
"From your lips to God's ear."
Your way Gear is slightly gross.