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MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Printable Version

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RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - BigMark - 12-20-2016

Sofa king what?

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Clang McFly - 12-20-2016

(12-20-2016, 09:26 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sofa king what?

wee TARDIS.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Blindgreed1 - 12-21-2016

(12-20-2016, 11:54 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-20-2016, 09:26 PM)BigMark Wrote: Sofa king what?

wee TARDIS.

Did you say... Tardis?

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Maggot - 12-21-2016

Who? Is there a doctor in the house?

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Blindgreed1 - 12-21-2016

(12-21-2016, 09:29 AM)Maggot Wrote: Who? Is there a doctor in the house?

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - F.U. - 12-21-2016

(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

¹⁄₂ inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Maggot - 12-21-2016

See, I do learn stuff here.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-21-2016

(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

¹⁄₂ inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

Technique is everything

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Duchess - 12-21-2016

Hmmm...

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Clang McFly - 12-21-2016

(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

¹⁄₂ inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - F.U. - 12-21-2016

(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

¹⁄₂ inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

A rope on the backseat run front to back, massages the cooter from clit to crack. hah

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Duchess - 12-22-2016

(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

Mr. McFly, dat u? How do you know this?!

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - sally - 12-22-2016

Yeah, how did you know that?

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Maggot - 12-22-2016

Maybe he was tied up once.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Clang McFly - 12-22-2016

(12-22-2016, 01:21 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

Mr. McFly, dat u? How do you know this?!

Its as close as I got to sex with my 19 year old college girlfriend. It was over the clothes. I also know hot breath on the neck drives some women wild. And I know how to French kiss. If my relationship had lasted longer than 3 months I'd know more.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - FAHQTOO - 12-22-2016

(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

¹⁄₂ inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

Ummm...not really.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Clang McFly - 12-23-2016

(12-22-2016, 09:21 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 10:21 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:
(12-21-2016, 11:16 AM)F.U. Wrote:
(03-17-2013, 06:44 PM)Misguided Wrote: The vibration of some motorcycles work real sweet sometimes to get a woman fired up.The climax is a bit....interesting.'Specially if they like to scratch and bite or thrash around some...

¹⁄₂ inch thick rope fastened front to back over the peepad on a ironhead winds em up every time.

So does massaging a woman's buttbone. It makes them moan.

Ummm...not really.

Well what the fuck was I massaging on her backside then? She was moaning and me being a numb nut all I could think to say was "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Duchess - 12-23-2016

(12-23-2016, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: She was moaning and me being a numb nut all I could think to say was "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"

I love you, Clang.

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - SIXFOOTERsez - 12-23-2016

(12-23-2016, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"

I have actually asked the same question a couple times

RE: MORE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHIN' - Clang McFly - 12-23-2016

(12-23-2016, 06:28 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(12-23-2016, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: She was moaning and me being a numb nut all I could think to say was "You alright?....You sure you're alright?"

I love you, Clang.

Maybe 2017 is the year I get laid. My supervisors say I'm too hard on myself and too sensitive. Maybe next year I'll get to be hard on someone else and be a little lesssensitive.