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RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 08-15-2014
(08-15-2014, 06:05 PM)cruehead Wrote: fear the Romo this yr. revenge is to be served
I'm hoping to get your ass kicked and wrapped up way sooner than last season. That last game really put a hurtin' on me. I don't want to do that again. No way. I was praying, hands clasped and everything, praying. There IS a God.
RE: NFL 2014 - Midwest Spy - 08-15-2014
Do you Eagle fans remember that funny game against the Vikes last year when something named Matt Asiata rushed for like 4 or 5 TD's (in place of Adrian Peterson)?
Really humorous!
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 08-15-2014
(08-15-2014, 06:40 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Do you Eagle fans remember that funny game against the Vikes last year when something named Matt Asiata rushed for like 4 or 5 TD's (in place of Adrian Peterson)?3 TDs with 1.7 yards per carry is pretty funny.
Really humorous!
But hey, keep looking at your sunny side. Your 5-10-1 team was one of the Eagles 6 whole losses last year.
RE: NFL 2014 - Blindgreed1 - 08-15-2014
(08-15-2014, 06:49 PM)Cutz Wrote:(08-15-2014, 06:40 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Do you Eagle fans remember that funny game against the Vikes last year when something named Matt Asiata rushed for like 4 or 5 TD's (in place of Adrian Peterson)?3 TDs with 1.7 yards per carry is pretty funny.
Really humorous!
But hey, keep looking at your sunny side. Your 5-10-1 was one of the Eagles 6 whole losses last year.
That one left a mark
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 08-15-2014
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RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 08-16-2014
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 08-16-2014
http://imgur.com/a/TBJa4
there's more there
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 08-16-2014
What's with all the flags/penalties? I've never seen it so bad. I felt like every 40 seconds I was hearing the whistles blowing. It's frustrating and if I'm feeling it I can't imagine what all those guys are feeling. Ugh.
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 08-16-2014
(08-16-2014, 12:32 PM)Duchess Wrote:It's a league wide thing goin on right now. The refs got told to crack down on downfield contact and hands to the face penalties. They're going overboard in preseason hoping it will improve by the regular season, when they'll probably stop harping on it anyway.
What's with all the flags/penalties? I've never seen it so bad. I felt like every 40 seconds I was hearing the whistles blowing. It's frustrating and if I'm feeling it I can't imagine what all those guys are feeling. Ugh.
RE: NFL 2014 - thekid65 - 08-17-2014
Don't know if anyone is interested, but I've run a pickem pool for the last 25 years. All handled online in Yahoo. It's a lot of fun, and of course, you can win some money. Entry fee is $50 for the season. PM me if interested. I dont make a dime off this shit (unless I win the weekly payout, or end of season payouts).
RE: NFL 2014 - HairOfTheDog - 08-17-2014
^ Don't fall for it!!
It's come to my attention that thekid65 was recently kicked off of GoFundMe. Seems the GFM site administrator discovered that he didn't really have a life-threatening case of elephantitis of the balls and was instead planning to use the donations to turn his dream weekend at the Mustang Ranch into reality.
Sorry, Kid. I like you very much and want your dreams to come true, but there is the integrity of the site to consider.
RE: NFL 2014 - HairOfTheDog - 08-17-2014
Oh shit, Kid left.
I was only kidding about the Mustang Ranch ploy.
Seriously -- I'd give Kid 50 bucks, without any reservations, if I wanted to dive into a pool with a bunch of you sweaty football fans.
RE: NFL 2014 - Duchess - 08-17-2014
Sweat - bodily fluid crap - swim in it - barf.
RE: NFL 2014 - thekid65 - 08-17-2014
(08-17-2014, 01:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Oh shit, Kid left.
I was only kidding about the Mustang Ranch ploy.
Seriously -- I'd give Kid 50 bucks, without any reservations, if I wanted to dive into a pool with a bunch of you sweaty football fans.
Leave? Not while you're around (yes, I'm persistent, if nothing else). I was just embarrassed...fuck you for divulging my secret getaway plans.
RE: NFL 2014 - HairOfTheDog - 08-17-2014
(08-17-2014, 01:13 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Leave? Not while you're around (yes, I'm persistent, if nothing else). I was just embarrassed...fuck you for divulging my secret getaway plans.
Fuck me?! Fuck me?!
And after I backpedaled and lied about not telling the truth in an honest effort not to harsh your dishonest endeavor.
Well, you can just kiss my 50 bucks goodbye.
RE: NFL 2014 - Cutz - 08-17-2014
(08-17-2014, 01:33 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(08-17-2014, 01:13 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Leave? Not while you're around (yes, I'm persistent, if nothing else). I was just embarrassed...fuck you for divulging my secret getaway plans.
Fuck me?! Fuck me?!
I think you've got an opening kid.
RE: NFL 2014 - thekid65 - 08-17-2014
(08-17-2014, 02:49 PM)Cutz Wrote: I think you've got an opening kid.
Ya know..I think you're on to something there. She said it two times at that! I bet she yells that out loud while she's getting the hi-ho-long-one.
RE: NFL 2014 - HairOfTheDog - 08-17-2014
(08-17-2014, 05:48 PM)thekid65 Wrote:(08-17-2014, 02:49 PM)Cutz Wrote: I think you've got an opening kid.
Ya know..I think you're on to something there. She said it two times at that! I bet she yells that out loud while she's getting the hi-ho-long-one.
Well then, you've not only lost the 50 bucks that I planned on sending you, but you'd have lost your hi-ho bet too.
You should probably stop gambling, Kid. You're no better at it than you are at donation solicitation.
FTR, I don't yell it out, I repeatedly beg for it in a soft low aching voice when I really really want it, like a normal person.
Effin' amateurs.
RE: NFL 2014 - thekid65 - 08-17-2014
Beg??? Sheeesh, I REALLY need to have a talk with your man friend.
I didn't expect to get any players in the pool in this forum, after all, I'm just another anonymous asshat on the interwobble. But hell, it's a lot of fun, and ya never know unless you try!
RE: NFL 2014 - HairOfTheDog - 08-17-2014
He's got me begging for something that he's quite eager to give me without me saying a word.
I guess he and I both need some REAL Kidsplaining, from the sexpert himself. I'll PM you to schedule our couple's counseling session immediately, if not sooner.
I'm sure you can put us on the right path, Kid. TIA.
P.s. Seriously -- sports pools can be fun; I hope some here join yours. I mostly only bet NBA and only with my friend KJ and my nephew occasionally (and MS once; he won). It makes the games even more fun to watch when you add an extra element of competition, IMO.