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RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Clang McFly - 05-11-2025
(05-10-2025, 09:23 AM)Duchess Wrote: Oak is a hard wood so you should be able to count on 18-24 inches a year.
That's what she said!
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - MirahM - 05-11-2025
I went to a party last Saturday night, I didn't get laid, I got into a fight. It ain't no big thing!
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - MirahM - 05-11-2025
Actually it was last night, not tonight and I didn't get into a fight.
I smoked cigarettes and drank fake beer and got a little buzz and it felt so good.
Parked on the road, got a ride with Mandy and her hot jeep
rode up the hill
saw lots of people
and we shut the place down
that's how we do it
left my car at the bottom of the hill
got a ride home
in Mandy's cute red jeep
wiped the make up off my face
and went to sleep
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Duchess - 05-11-2025
(05-10-2025, 06:07 PM)sally Wrote: Yeah, that.
I don't believe that, but I don't have to, right. You haven't been happy in years.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Duchess - 05-11-2025
(05-11-2025, 03:28 AM)MirahM Wrote: Actually it was last night, not tonight and I didn't get into a fight.
I smoked cigarettes and drank fake beer and got a little buzz and it felt so good.
Parked on the road, got a ride with Mandy and her hot jeep
rode up the hill
saw lots of people
and we shut the place down
that's how we do it
left my car at the bottom of the hill
got a ride home
in Mandy's cute red jeep
wiped the make up off my face
and went to sleep
Woooo. You took a walk on the wild side, huh.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Duchess - 05-11-2025
I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's not safe to fly right now, kids.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Duchess - 05-11-2025
(05-11-2025, 02:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's what she said!
I knew that was coming immediately after posting it. I didn't know it would be you tho.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Clang McFly - 05-11-2025
(05-11-2025, 06:49 PM)Duchess Wrote:(05-11-2025, 02:22 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: That's what she said!
I knew that was coming immediately after posting it. I didn't know it would be you tho.
I'm surprised Mark didn't beat me to it. Especially since I took like a 24 hour break from posting to sleep, grocery shop, and watch wrestling and smoke cigars with friends.
username - username - 05-12-2025
So as I mentioned in here we have a contractor coming over tomorrow to investigate a leak under our master bedroom shower and/or toilet.
TODAY, my husband announces he’s going to the hardware store to a wax ring or something for that toilet (and I remind him about the contractor). He says “well it’s been bugging me for months” and does it. Then he tells me he’s going back to the hardware store to get some replacement trim for around the shower. And I confess, I mention the contractor again. Then he got the wrong replacement trim and was going BACK to the hardware store for the 3rd time and I’m like “since you’re putting all this effort in, should I postpone the contractor”?
His head spun and he snapped “do you want to mention the contractor AGAIN”?!?!
My brain at this age:
x-y+10-.33333x4=
Fucker’s masculinity panties were in a bunch!
There was a time when I wouldn’t have so quickly realized it. Made me laugh.
Of course I reminded him about the contractor one more time later. Because…I’m nice that way.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - rothschild - 05-12-2025
It might be time for you to start wearing the man-panties.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - BigMark - 05-12-2025
My wife is fucking
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ANNOYING!
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - aussiefriend - 05-12-2025
oh and you are totally normal Mark. Gimme a break.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - BigMark - 05-12-2025
Why do you have to be such a bitch?
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Clang McFly - 05-12-2025
(05-12-2025, 09:22 AM)BigMark Wrote: Why do you have to be such a bitch?
She cunt help it.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Duchess - 05-12-2025
Weird. I never see that side of her.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Clang McFly - 05-12-2025
(05-12-2025, 10:34 AM)Duchess Wrote: Weird. I never see that side of her.
It's because you see the good in everyone(except that POS Trump). That's why this crossdressing weirdo(me) was not banned from here years ago. Ladycop was like that too.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - BigMark - 05-12-2025
She fell from a cunt tree and hit every branch on the way down.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - sally - 05-12-2025
Then she bounced over to a nut tree.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - Clang McFly - 05-12-2025
(05-12-2025, 01:28 PM)BigMark Wrote: She fell from a cunt tree and hit every branch on the way down.
(05-12-2025, 01:41 PM)sally Wrote: Then she bounced over to a nut tree.
RE: The 2025 Trivial Drivel Thread - username - 05-12-2025
Sure enough water was seeping out particularly under our toilet but also it’s gotten behind the baseboards near the shower. So he says he’s temporarily patching crap but we need to replace the rotted subfloor which means tearing up the tile in there which since it’s one giant space means…
We’re looking at a complete bathroom remodel. It’s such a big area (and oddly set up…two doors leading in to back-to-back his/her vanities and cabinets, with closets behind each on both sides) that we’re gonna have to get an architect probably.
This sucks. Major costs and HUGE inconvenience. Grrr.