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RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - thekid65 - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 07:05 PM)Cracker Wrote: Sooo, who would hump thekid? That feels wrong typing that, but you know what I mean...

Ya know why that feels wrong? Is cuz being a male, I would be doing the humping!

thekid65...never been humped, and doesnt plan on being humped.




RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - username - 01-18-2012

Talk about timing! Ha!


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Cracker - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 07:08 PM)thekid65 Wrote: Ya know why that feels wrong? Is cuz being a male, I would be doing the humping!

thekid65...never been humped, and doesnt plan on being humped.

How do you feel about butt humping? ESAD is for it. user is against. How do you weigh in?

You can't answer the "who would hump thekid" question yourself. I was trying to get this out of the way while ramsey isn't at work...


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - FAHQTOO - 01-18-2012

Well said sweetheart...now, can I show you how to use that whip/cane properly?

I've been using a whip for 25 yrs...I could probably show you a thing or two.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - thekid65 - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 07:14 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote: I've been using a whip for 25 yrs...I could probably show you a thing or two.

25 years, eh??? I'll cede to your knowledge on this one....




RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - thekid65 - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 07:13 PM)Cracker Wrote: How do you feel about butt humping? ESAD is for it. user is against. How do you weigh in?

..

Not sure what your asking here...if it's "Does thekid65 wanna take it in the ass" the answer would be a resounding NO.

However, if you're asking "Does thekid65 like fucking a woman in the ass" then the answer would be:

Hell yeah, but only if she enjoys it too. It's no fun if only one is having fun.






RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Cracker - 01-18-2012

Now the first date won't be so awkward. Y'all can thank me later.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - LuciferLynn - 01-18-2012

Although, now that I've thought about it, if mark wahlberg wanted to show me his bits n' pieces, I wouldn't throw a rock at them. And I'm not talking about boogie nights bits n' pieces either, I'm talking about come into my bedroom amd strip down bigs n' pieces.

But he's not humping my ass. The end.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Cracker - 01-18-2012

Hahahaha.

Add LucyLynn to the Exit Only list.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - LuciferLynn - 01-18-2012

Please do. With much haste.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Midwest Spy - 01-18-2012

I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - FAHQTOO - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?


Are you wanting to compare notes?




RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Maggot - 01-18-2012

Why any woman would even like it is a mystery can you say prostate?


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Midwest Spy - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 08:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?


Are you wanting to compare notes?

Sure. How'd you like it?


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - FAHQTOO - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 08:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(01-18-2012, 08:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?


Are you wanting to compare notes?

Sure. How'd you like it?



I decided it wasn't for me. Yourself?




RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Duchess - 01-18-2012



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RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Midwest Spy - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 09:05 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(01-18-2012, 08:54 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(01-18-2012, 08:33 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(01-18-2012, 08:28 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I'm assuming you chicks with the 'anti butt-humping' stance have actually tried it?


Are you wanting to compare notes?

Sure. How'd you like it?



I decided it wasn't for me. Yourself?

Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.

Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Duchess - 01-18-2012



I just had a WTF moment.



RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Cracker - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 09:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.

Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.

Gay homo.

You have not had sex with most women. I'm not sure why you pretend your midwestern cows are anything like the rest of us, but go ahead if it helps.

I'm sure most women wouldn't talk to you, much less let you poke them in the ass.


RE: What really annoyed the hell out of you today? - Midwest Spy - 01-18-2012

(01-18-2012, 09:32 PM)Cracker Wrote:
(01-18-2012, 09:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote: Sure. I'm all for going down the hershey highway.

Most women are like you, though. One and done. No adventure.

Gay homo.

You have not had sex with most women. I'm not sure why you pretend your midwestern cows are anything like the rest of us, but go ahead if it helps.

I'm sure most women wouldn't talk to you, much less let you poke them in the ass.

I'm not sure where the Gay Homo tag has come from, but it sure is catching on.

I've actually only put it in one woman's butt, and she wasn't from the Midwest. It also took years of prodding and prodding hah to finally convince her one night in a drunken stupor to give it a try.

She didn't care for it, either. That's why I said MOST women are like FuckedUp2, one and done.

My wife is not interested whatsoever.

I was simply saying that if a woman wanted to give it a whirl, I wouldn't say 'No'.

How 'bout take a chill pill, Cracks.