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- LuMPyPussy - 08-08-2009
No, I've got straight hair.
- BROTHER - 08-08-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:No, I've got straight hair.as opposed to kinky or gay?
- LuMPyPussy - 08-08-2009
BROTHER Wrote:As opposed to "fro Michigan?".LuMPyPussy Wrote:No, I've got straight hair.as opposed to kinky or gay?
- BROTHER - 08-08-2009
LuMPyPussy Wrote:::blink::...................LMFAO!BROTHER Wrote:As opposed to "fro Michigan?".LuMPyPussy Wrote:No, I've got straight hair.as opposed to kinky or gay?
- Duchess - 08-09-2009
I'm not looking forward to telling my parents that I'm not staying with them or any of my brothers when I go to Florida...I'm really not.
- BROTHER - 08-09-2009
Duchess Wrote:I'm not looking forward to telling my parents that I'm not staying with them or any of my brothers when I go to Florida...I'm really not.where did that come from?:?
- Duchess - 08-09-2009
Left field
- BROTHER - 08-09-2009
Duchess Wrote:Left fieldhow many days before Christmas?
- Duchess - 08-09-2009
137 days, 16 hrs., & 11 minutes.
- LKTraz - 08-09-2009
A dropped tool will invariably roll to the center underneath a vehicle.
- The Antagonist - 08-09-2009
LKTraz Wrote:A dropped tool will invariably roll to the center underneath a vehicle.You just realized this?
- LKTraz - 08-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:Nah....just passing on optimistic "Murphyisms".LKTraz Wrote:A dropped tool will invariably roll to the center underneath a vehicle.You just realized this?
- Lady Cop - 08-09-2009
Lumpy will love this...it's the cat's fault! :shock:::nuts::defense lawyers, take note!
FL man blames cat for child porn downloads
By The Associated Press
August 09, 2009
JENSEN BEACH, Fla -- Florida investigators say a man accused of downloading child pornography is blaming his cat. Keith Griffin of Jensen Beach is charged with 10 counts of possession of child pornography after detectives found more than 1,000 images on his home computer.
According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
Griffin is being held on $250,000 bond in the Martin County jail. It is unclear if he has an attorney.
- QueenBee - 08-09-2009
jackboots Wrote:Lumpy will love this...it's the cat's fault! :shock:::nuts::defense lawyers, take note!
FL man blames cat for child porn downloads
By The Associated Press
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According to a sheriff's report Friday, Griffin told investigators that his cat jumped on the computer keyboard while he was downloading music. He said he had left the room and found "strange things" on his computer when he returned.
![[Image: Kitty.jpg]](http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k218/Vrae723/Kitty.jpg)
![[Image: kitty_porn.jpg]](http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n45/monika11009876/kitty_porn.jpg)
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Another fucked up thread title. Is it really so hard to take 2 seconds and read what you wrote before send?Like MF wouldn't have a string of edits in his posts, if it were not for his ability to edit without having an edit tagline. ::gigg::
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
Maggot Wrote:This is what happens when a person eats 3-6 scoops of ice cream real fast. They get "brain freeze" and the only cure is a blow dryer on extra high hot placed between the mouth lips. Then things get a tiny bit better and everyone smiles.I've missed Maggot and his non sequiturs.
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
Middle Finger Wrote:Everyone should be aware that Ramsey probably spies for Sinister in effect. In other words, she would probably report shit to her that we posted, even in Members Only.How dare you suggest that Ramsey would be so desperate for attention and drama, that she would carry tales behind a person's back and post them on a forum where people could talk about it and make fun of the person without them being present to defend themselves!! She would never do that! ::rollseyes::
- LKTraz - 08-09-2009
SyberBitch Wrote:You forgot to add the [/sarc] command. ::bigg::Middle Finger Wrote:Everyone should be aware that Ramsey probably spies for Sinister in effect. In other words, she would probably report shit to her that we posted, even in Members Only.How dare you suggest that Ramsey would be so desperate for attention and drama, that she would carry tales behind a person's back and post them on a forum where people could talk about it and make fun of the person without them being present to defend themselves!! She would never do that! ::rollseyes::
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:You could get one of those handy-dandy combs with an adjustable blade that supposedly let you cut your own hair! I'm sure that would look fabulous.Duchess Wrote:I have new haircut remorse.
Shit, I hope this isn't contagious! I've an appt to get mine cut tomorrow night!
Although, I don't think there has ever been a time that I actually liked a single haircut I've had.
Too bad you didn't talk to me first, I probably would have talked you out of your decision. There's no hope for me. My problem isn't the style I pick but the person who cuts it. They just can't cut curly hair properly. I wish I could take my head off, cut my hair and put it back on.
- SyberBitch - 08-09-2009
The Antagonist Wrote:I can't see the 'Solution' in OBK's post. Is it the adjustable razor comb? Or maybe the one that works with a vacuum cleaner hose? lol - I always thought that was a hilarious idea.OnBendedKnee Wrote:Problem:
"I have new haircut remorse."
Solution:
I cannot tell you how many people actually bought that piece of shit thing and used it only to sit in MY CHAIR the very next day asking me to "fix it please".
Double the amount of morons who used this when they had some kind of affair to attend and needed to look good.
Well, they all got complete hair makeovers for their mistakes.
"But I only wanted a little trim!"
You should have come to me in the first place dipshit.
![[Image: flowbee.jpg]](http://www.boomspeed.com/braddick/flowbee.jpg)