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RE: CHELLOVEKS - crash - 06-01-2014

I knew what she was referencing, I just didn't think it was funny. Or clever.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - aussiefriend - 06-02-2014

It's not that funny, it's just a saying I threw out there.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - Maggot - 06-02-2014

Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - Blindgreed1 - 06-02-2014

Welcome to mock Shredd.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - aussiefriend - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - FAHQTOO - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 06:33 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.

hah

RE: CHELLOVEKS - ramseycat - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 06:46 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:33 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.

hah

Either way, you're still a prude.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - aussiefriend - 06-02-2014

You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

RE: CHELLOVEKS - FAHQTOO - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 06:55 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:46 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:33 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 09:54 AM)Maggot Wrote: Sayings are like vibrators sometimes they buzz and sometimes they don't.

Or vibatory's in Ramseys world.

hah

Either way, you're still a prude.


This is true.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - FAHQTOO - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!


Haha...like you saved it all up for a gay man. I'm guessing he was straight before he met you. Now, go to sleep and have some more bad sex.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - ramseycat - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - Duchess - 06-02-2014



Sex has replaced poop! I am so happy about that! 19

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RE: CHELLOVEKS - FAHQTOO - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 07:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.

I sent her a double dildo for Christmas...she's lying if she says she doesn't use it.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - aussiefriend - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 07:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 07:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.

I sent her a double dildo for Christmas...she's lying if she says she doesn't use it.

I sent it 'Returned to Sender' to you and if deny you haven't used it, YOU'RE lying!

RE: CHELLOVEKS - ramseycat - 06-02-2014

You should have kept it. Or exchanged it for a single. I'm not into ass penetration either. You really don't know what you're missing.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - FAHQTOO - 06-02-2014

(06-02-2014, 07:19 PM)aussiefriend Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 07:12 PM)FAHQTOO Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 07:09 PM)ramseycat Wrote:
(06-02-2014, 06:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: You don't know that....maybe I save it all up and let it all out for the real thing!

You know women don't get a set number of orgasms. It's not like you need to save them so you don't use them all up. Get a vibrator. It will be good for you.

I sent her a double dildo for Christmas...she's lying if she says she doesn't use it.

I sent it 'Returned to Sender' to you and if deny you haven't used it, YOU'RE lying!


Jesus...come back when you're having PMS...you're so much more fun. Quit stealing my lines.

RE: CHELLOVEKS - Cutz - 06-02-2014

I'd tell you I've used it, but I'd be lying.