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RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:43 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: Y u no like warm and fuzzies?


Actually, I like them very much outside of Mock. Smiley_emoticons_wink

RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ You're a huggy kinda broad.

Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?

Well HOTD, depends on who won't end up sharting on me..

RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-09-2014



More poop :(

RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:43 PM)Duchess Wrote:

I think something was said about halitosis as well. *shudders*

*gags*

RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:

More poop :(

This thread is really getting shitty..

RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: This thread is really getting shitty..


Yes. It happens frequently. It's only a matter of time before you see what I mean.

RE: Soo... - HairOfTheDog - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:44 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:
(09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ You're a huggy kinda broad.

Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?

Well HOTD, depends on who won't end up sharting on me..

Alright. Process of elimination it is.

Sorry Clang, Baldwag, and username -- you're out.

MS is still in the running, for now. I don't believe he'd shart on you. He wears filtering underwear. He is a big fan of the Cleveland Steamer, however. So, if you don't like taking shit from somebody, you better get that off your chest and come clean about it or you'll have to wipe his ass from the running.

RE: Soo... - Cutz - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: So, if you don't like taking shit from somebody, you better get that off your chest and come clean about it
hah

man, you really are the queen of punny material.

RE: Soo... - Midwest Spy - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(09-09-2014, 05:44 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:
(09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ You're a huggy kinda broad.

Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?

Well HOTD, depends on who won't end up sharting on me..

Alright. Process of elimination it is.

Sorry Clang, Baldwag, and username -- you're out.

MS is still in the running, for now. I don't believe he'd shart on you. He wears filtering underwear. He is a big fan of the Cleveland Steamer, however. So, if you don't like taking shit from somebody, you better get that off your chest and come clean about it or you'll have to wipe his ass from the running.

IroningBroad speaks too much like a man for me to think of cuddling. I'm gonna need some proof that she's a she.

IroningBroad any help?

RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-09-2014

Aw MS...does it really matter if I'm a he or a she? When we spoon I'll make sure not to bump my lower body with your tushy, kay? Smiley_emoticons_smile

RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-09-2014



hah

RE: Soo... - HairOfTheDog - 09-09-2014

If Ironing Broad is flat as a board (and female), will you still be interested in topping the Mock Cuddle Chain, MS?

RE: Soo... - Midwest Spy - 09-09-2014

(09-09-2014, 07:55 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: If Ironing Broad is flat as a board (and female), will you still be interested in topping the Mock Cuddle Chain, MS?

C'mon HotD, you already know the answer.

RE: Soo... - Clang McFly - 09-10-2014

(09-09-2014, 05:56 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(09-09-2014, 05:44 PM)IroningBroad Wrote:
(09-09-2014, 05:07 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: ^ You're a huggy kinda broad.

Which one of the Mock regulars would you most like to cuddle up to, IroningBroad -- if you had to choose one?

Midwest Spy?

Well HOTD, depends on who won't end up sharting on me..

Alright. Process of elimination it is.

Sorry Clang, Baldwag, and username -- you're out.

MS is still in the running, for now. I don't believe he'd shart on you. He wears filtering underwear. He is a big fan of the Cleveland Steamer, however. So, if you don't like taking shit from somebody, you better get that off your chest and come clean about it or you'll have to wipe his ass from the running.
I was going to object but I had the meat sweats and jalapeño farts earlier tonight from eating a Red Robin burger.

RE: Soo... - HairOfTheDog - 09-10-2014

Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

RE: Soo... - Duchess - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I had the meat sweats and jalapeño farts


Christ on a cracker, Clang. [Image: slap.gif]

No nice girl is going to be tolerating that shit, mister.

RE: Soo... - IroningBroad - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: Clang is single, Ironing Broad. Hard to believe, but I shit you not.

Maybe he shouldn't be eliminated so quickly. There are worse first dates than dinner at Red Robin, followed by some sweaty sofa cuddlin' and a Silver Spoons viewing marathon.

You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

Nah HOTD, I think I'd rather cuddle up to my fart infested body pillow. Meat sweats and jalapeño farts made me realize how wonderful it is to be able to shit in the toilet and not in my undies.To have the freedom to spoon without the danger being sharted on unexpectedly.

Are y'all sure Clang really isn't an 85 year old incontinent resident in a nursing home?

RE: Soo... - Maggot - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 09:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-10-2014, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I had the meat sweats and jalapeño farts


Christ on a cracker, Clang. [Image: slap.gif]

No nice girl is going to be tolerating that shit, mister.

I don't know, I think I just heard Mexico sigh.

RE: Soo... - JsMom - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 09:47 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(09-10-2014, 12:26 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: I had the meat sweats and jalapeño farts


Christ on a cracker, Clang. [Image: slap.gif]

No nice girl is going to be tolerating that shit, mister.

hah You got that right, Duchess.

Hibye Clang, good to see you back.

RE: Soo... - aussiefriend - 09-10-2014

(09-10-2014, 09:36 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: You'd better strike while the iron's hot though, if you're interested. I think Clang has his eye on my friend aussie; not sure if it was the breast-feeding photo or the frozen forehead that reeled him all the way in. She's such an effin' tease.

HoTD, don't bring me into these newbie threads please, they are not worthy. Thank you. Carry on.