WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND

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RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - ramseycat - 09-09-2015

Sounds good Love. I should have my waterproof sleeve today so we're good to go!

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Ski at 1SKY6 - 09-09-2015

Hello Love Child, Ski here. I was wondering where you live. It's been very hot here in Florida and winter sounds great right now.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Maggot - 09-09-2015

(09-07-2015, 09:42 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Would you help a Mocker to shower if he/she were incapacitated?

I wouldn't let any of you fuckers touch me, after reading the stuff you perverts say.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Love Child - 09-09-2015

(09-09-2015, 01:48 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Hello Love Child, Ski here. I was wondering where you live. It's been very hot here in Florida and winter sounds great right now.

I am in the Northwest. I visited Florida once, it was very hot! And a memorable experience.

The lower part of the state is actually probably not as cold but I am up in the Cascades. Sun was out today around 10 AM so nice and warm, I watched it go behind the mountain around 5 PM last night. Got pretty chilly!

Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - HairOfTheDog - 09-09-2015

(09-09-2015, 02:14 PM)Maggot Wrote:
(09-07-2015, 09:42 AM)Duchess Wrote:

Would you help a Mocker to shower if he/she were incapacitated?

I wouldn't let any of you fuckers touch me, after reading the stuff you perverts say.

Wise man.

But, the question was whether you would touch/wash any of us perverted fuckers.

Well, would ya?

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Maggot - 09-09-2015

Sure...........with a 39.5 ft pole at first.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - sally - 09-09-2015

(09-09-2015, 01:48 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote: Hello Love Child, Ski here. I was wondering where you live. It's been very hot here in Florida and winter sounds great right now.

Where in Florida are you? I'm in Ormond Beach. I can't wait for winter.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - aussiefriend - 09-09-2015

(09-08-2015, 07:59 PM)sally Wrote:
(09-08-2015, 07:56 PM)aussiefriend Wrote: MWS is the most-disgusting-filthy-minded-depraved-member-of-Mock. He would make a perfect televangelist.

Yeah, but would you give him a sponge bath?

I would delegate that task to a subordinate. He can fantasise about me delegating.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - HairOfTheDog - 09-09-2015

(09-09-2015, 04:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sure...........with a 39.5 ft pole at first.

Man.

Fuckers, perverts and Grinches too?

That's some cold shit, Maggot.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Maggot - 09-09-2015

(09-09-2015, 06:50 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:
(09-09-2015, 04:28 PM)Maggot Wrote: Sure...........with a 39.5 ft pole at first.

Man.

Fuckers, perverts and Grinches too?

That's some cold shit, Maggot.

Oh my!!!

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - HairOfTheDog - 09-09-2015

[Image: grinch.gif]

You're a sly one, Dr. M.
You really are a pip
You're as PC as The Donald...You're as subtle as a Crip, Dr. M.
You're a seedy pimply pickle, with a knobby round tip!

I'd touch you with a 39.5 foot pole anyway though.

I'd even give you a shower if you needed a hand or two.... right after I washed your mouth out with soap.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - crash - 09-09-2015

Nope. Fuck the lot of you, you can go smelly.

I might make a call to community services or whatever the hell it is for you though.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - HairOfTheDog - 09-10-2015

With friends like you guys...

I hope you'd at least blast us with the Nerf Super Soaker CPS 3200

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Or, line us up and hose us down from a safe distance.

Something.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Duchess - 09-10-2015

Awesome water gun! I'll take two!

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Maggot - 09-10-2015

I wonder if it could shoot wet gerbils out those barrels.

RE: WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM A FRIEND - Maggot - 09-10-2015

I wonder if it could shoot wet gerbils out those barrels.

And I love that there poem Hotd! hah