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RE: Just bored I guess - Pokemon999 - 08-24-2016
I seen a huge Trucker Dump on the floor almost puked.
RE: Just bored I guess - sally - 08-24-2016
When we were camping someone threw their urine soaked depends either hanging out over the side of the trashcan or on the floor next to it every morning. I found out who it was too, it was that old bat that came over to our campsite at 9:00 at night and asked us to keep the noise down because her group has to get up early to go hiking. So disrespectful to the person who has to clean the bathroom.
RE: Just bored I guess - Pokemon999 - 08-24-2016
Yeah Fuck this Place I'm gone some of you are good but Maggot is shit.
RE: Just bored I guess - Midwest Spy - 08-24-2016
(08-24-2016, 02:01 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: Yeah Fuck this Place I'm gone some of you are good but Maggot is shit.
I was wrong.
Your material sucks.
RE: Just bored I guess - Duchess - 08-24-2016
(08-24-2016, 02:01 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: Fuck this Place
Grrrrr
RE: Just bored I guess - Maggot - 08-24-2016
(08-24-2016, 02:01 PM)Pokemon999 Wrote: Yeah Fuck this Place I'm gone some of you are good but Maggot is shit.
And I thought you had stamina maybe it was just gas.
RE: Just bored I guess - sally - 08-24-2016
You're mad a maggot? Huh. I never even understand what the fuck he's talking about. I guess it takes a nut to know one.
RE: Just bored I guess - Donovan - 08-24-2016
I was talking about the don't give fuck forum, looks like I'm too late. Oh well, good seeing you bro, come on back around and pay no attention to the peanut gallery. They're relatively harmless and occasionally amusing, like trained monkeys.
RE: Just bored I guess - HairOfTheDog - 08-25-2016
Actually, Donovan's full of it, Pokey.
The people who post here are the opposite of trained monkeys. You're not gonna get a synced reaction to the same stimuli (that's you in this case); not even from the same poster on the same day in a lot of cases.
Few of us dance to the same tune and sometimes shit does get flung mockingly or out of frustration. But, we are harmless unless you bruise extremely easily.
Anyway, I really hope you stick around for a while. But, if you don't, it was nice knowing you and I wish you luck ducking the Hillary lovers, the FBI, and your disgruntled co-workers.
RE: Just bored I guess - Donovan - 08-25-2016
HotD owns a pair of cymbals that she bangs when no one is watching. That said, she is probably right and I am as full of shit as a Christmas goose. Fortunately I have never let that stop me before and it probably won't in the future.
RE: Just bored I guess - OnBendedKnee - 08-25-2016
Sally with her Depends campfire story alone made this thread totally worth it.
RE: Just bored I guess - HairOfTheDog - 08-25-2016
(08-25-2016, 10:26 AM)Donovan Wrote: HotD owns a pair of cymbals that she bangs when no one is watching. That said, she is probably right and I am as full of shit as a Christmas goose. Fortunately I have never let that stop me before and it probably won't in the future.
I don't own any cymbals, but I do bang a gong on occasion and I don't care who sees me. In fact, I'm getting my virtual gong on in response to your posts right now, Donovan.
This place is more like the Gong Show than a trained monkey haven, Pokey.
Donovan's like that recurring contestant who painted lips on his belly button and blew, and Clang is our white version of Gene Gene the Dancing Machine.
![[Image: tumblr_mhb3ttvnDF1rbrhnko1_500.gif]](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-2w3pqF7n_IM/VQRY6SBEDWI/AAAAAAAACro/1D3ovjd5xag/s1600/tumblr_mhb3ttvnDF1rbrhnko1_500.gif)
Maggot's the wily host; sometimes he gongs the talent just because he likes to bang once in a while.
RE: Just bored I guess - Duchess - 08-25-2016
I like to bang once in awhile too...
...but not when I'm hungry or tired.
RE: Just bored I guess - HairOfTheDog - 08-25-2016
(08-25-2016, 11:09 AM)Duchess Wrote: I like to bang once in awhile too...
...but not when I'm hungry or tired.
Well....you just know one of our generous male members will be popping up anytime offering you a place to take a quick power nap and enjoy a home-cooked meal (Minute Rice, probably).
RE: Just bored I guess - Duchess - 08-25-2016
Hahaha! They only tolerate me so somehow I doubt that but it's a lovely thought.
RE: Just bored I guess - username - 08-25-2016
Damn. I had a lot in common with that meat head!
Let's see there's....well, apparently we both got banned from SF. That's something.
Farewell Poker!! I hope you get hit by an 18 wheeler during an intense search for an animated cartoon thing.
RE: Just bored I guess - OnBendedKnee - 08-25-2016
Easy come. Easy go.*
*Until you get a bit older, then- not so much.
RE: Just bored I guess - Clang McFly - 08-25-2016
(08-25-2016, 11:01 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: and Clang is our white version of Gene Gene the Dancing Machine.
Funny because its true. My nickname at work is Dan Dan the Dancing Man.
RE: Just bored I guess - sally - 08-25-2016
You've referred to yourself as socially awkward before. How exactly do you do that and get nicknamed Dan Dan the Dancing Man down at the DMV? It seems like you'd be nicknamed Dan Dan the creepy man at window four.
RE: Just bored I guess - BigMark - 08-25-2016
If DMV employees were on commission there would be no lines, in fact they would have donuts!