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RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - sally - 10-31-2016

And thinking back about those I would say the first guy was because I just wanted to get it over with. I didn't want to be a virgin anymore so I said fuck it, lets get her done. The other ones I kind of felt pressured, I wouldn't call it rape or anything, but they were very pushy. Out of all of them there was only one I liked and he was 22 maybe 24, can't remember other than he was way too old for me. He was cute, nice body, nice personality (other than being a pedophile) and fucked good. And after that it was my husband and that's all she wrote.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

The way BBH has talked she's going to be the only Mock gal over 100.

Hope she can confirm that.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - SIXFOOTERsez - 10-31-2016

So MS your expressing a lot of opinions but I didn't see your number in there.
I am well north of 100, so I probe;y qualify as a slut by onions yardstick.
Since I have become single again it looks like that number is going to go up.
Have not added any new additions yet, offers coming in, but I don't think I am ready to get on the crazy train yet, but I hear the whistle.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 10-31-2016

Yee Haw Six!

I'm living vicariously through your exploits.

Keep us updated!

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Duchess - 11-01-2016

(10-31-2016, 07:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: I'm fugly too


I've seen your picture and I think you're very cute.

That's your picture in the Photo Gallery, isn't it?

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 11-01-2016

(11-01-2016, 08:18 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 07:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: I'm fugly too


I've seen your picture and I think you're very cute.

That's your picture in the Photo Gallery, isn't it?

Thanks Duchess, yes it's me.I'm a tad bit skinnier now though.I'm pretty short (5'1) so I look ok even if I lose more weight.Well at least I think so hah

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Maggot - 11-01-2016

(11-01-2016, 08:44 AM)IroningBroad Wrote:
(11-01-2016, 08:18 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 07:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: I'm fugly too


I've seen your picture and I think you're very cute.

That's your picture in the Photo Gallery, isn't it?

Thanks Duchess, yes it's me.I'm a tad bit skinnier now though.I'm pretty short (5'1) so I look ok even if I lose more weight.Well at least I think so hah

Your mouth comes to right about where my nipple is. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Duchess - 11-01-2016

(11-01-2016, 08:59 AM)Maggot Wrote: Your mouth comes to right about where my nipple is. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin


I'm 5'8", where does my mouth come?

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - BlueTiki - 11-01-2016

The nape of my neck.

That spot . . . right below the jaw, near the ear.

If I'm vertical.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - HairOfTheDog - 11-01-2016

(10-31-2016, 08:16 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 06:57 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: 16

I may have been one of the Lucky 16.

I met a young brunette, smart, very good looking, in Arlington, TX back in '89.

Played her in Scrabble for sex and she won (meaning, I won).

She mentioned she was from California and had an older sister, loved her Mom, and she knew a shit ton about Crime Forums.

She was interesting and talented, if you know what I mean.

Was it you that fateful night?

I was very blonde back then and I've never visited Arlington, so I'm certain it wasn't me, MS.

Anyway, we've seen each other's photos here for years. Don't you think we would have remembered each other way before now, you corny effin' horndog? Smiley_emoticons_wink

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 11-01-2016

(11-01-2016, 08:59 AM)Maggot Wrote:
(11-01-2016, 08:44 AM)IroningBroad Wrote:
(11-01-2016, 08:18 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 07:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: I'm fugly too


I've seen your picture and I think you're very cute.

That's your picture in the Photo Gallery, isn't it?

Thanks Duchess, yes it's me.I'm a tad bit skinnier now though.I'm pretty short (5'1) so I look ok even if I lose more weight.Well at least I think so hah

Your mouth comes to right about where my nipple is. Smiley_emoticons_biggrin

Lol..uhm okay.What am I to do with this valuable piece of information?? hah

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 11-01-2016

(10-31-2016, 05:21 PM)BlueTiki Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 05:20 PM)Midwest Spy Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 05:19 PM)BlueTiki Wrote: Did you bang Black, Broad?

And, did you ever go back?

And three-ways?

Girl on girl?

For money?

No.

No.

............


J/k no of course hah

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Clang McFly - 11-01-2016

Well I was going to be a gentleman and say your not fugly and say I'm available to date if things don't work out with the hubby. But I see the way the this thread is going so...I'm out. Enjoy the Shark Tank.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 11-02-2016

Aw Clang that's very kind of you.

What are some of your hobbies?Maybe we share some common interests and can be BFFs. 72
If things don't work out with my H you'll be on the top of my list. 27

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Midwest Spy - 11-02-2016

(11-02-2016, 09:32 AM)IroningBroad Wrote: Aw Clang that's very kind of you.

What are some of your hobbies?Maybe we share some common interests and can be BFFs. 72
If things don't work out with my H you'll be on the top of my list. 27

Clang, nothing wrong with being in the Friend-Zone.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Duchess - 11-02-2016

(11-02-2016, 09:32 AM)IroningBroad Wrote: If things don't work out with my H you'll be on the top of my list. 27


Clang is a great guy, a genuinely decent individual. He's kind and charming and he has an awesome sense of humor. A girl would be lucky to have him.

...and he's Catholic!

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Blindgreed1 - 11-02-2016

(11-01-2016, 08:18 AM)Duchess Wrote:
(10-31-2016, 07:47 PM)IroningBroad Wrote: I'm fugly too


I've seen your picture and I think you're very cute.

That's your picture in the Photo Gallery, isn't it?
Agreed. She's very pretty.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Duchess - 11-02-2016

(11-02-2016, 12:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Agreed. She's very pretty.


We have a great looking membership. I'm shallow enough to like that a lot.

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - Blindgreed1 - 11-02-2016

(11-02-2016, 12:45 PM)Duchess Wrote:
(11-02-2016, 12:42 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote: Agreed. She's very pretty.


We have a great looking membership. I'm shallow enough to like that a lot.
Well, you're a hottie with a naughty body so... hah

RE: Calling all Saints and Sluts - IroningBroad - 11-02-2016

Thanks you guys.Its kinda like when you go to a family get together and your grandma and aunts say you're pretty.And there must be boys lining up around the block to date you. We all knew what that meant hah



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