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RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Duchess - 07-14-2017
Ohmaigawds I've lost my sig line. Fucking hell.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Duchess - 07-14-2017
Fuckin Photobucket. Kiss my ass.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 12:52 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Fuckin Photobucket. Kiss my ass.
k
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-14-2017
(07-13-2017, 11:53 PM)Carsman Wrote:(07-13-2017, 10:45 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:m(07-13-2017, 01:28 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Old isn't old like it used to be. Retirees probably have a more active social life than even Clang. The last time I was at my parent's home their friends were at the door every morning I was there. They all had things to do and places to go. It only stands to reason that their sex life was as busy. Not my parents *cringe*, just seniors in general.
When I get old and retire I'm going to retire my social life and just binge watch Netflix shows and movies that I'm missing by having an active social life.
When you're retired, it just means you don't have to go to work any longer.
It doesn't mean you stop doing things, in fact it means you now have more time to do the things you really want to do, when you want, "if" you want.
Things that you could not do before, because you were at work!
Ain't life grand!
Yep. So I can binge watch my shows and movies in the morning, sleep in the afternoon, and party the night away.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-14-2017
(07-13-2017, 11:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: You'll need one of those remotes with the big numbers.
I want one of those now. Big numbers, less buttons.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-14-2017
(07-14-2017, 06:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:j(07-13-2017, 11:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: You'll need one of those remotes with the big numbers.
I want one of those now. Big numbers, less buttons.
Or just get Alexa!
(No remote required)
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-16-2017
(07-14-2017, 06:35 PM)Carsman Wrote:(07-14-2017, 06:18 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:j(07-13-2017, 11:37 PM)BigMark Wrote: You'll need one of those remotes with the big numbers.
I want one of those now. Big numbers, less buttons.
Or just get Alexa!
(No remote required)
I'm waiting for the sexbot version of Alexa so I can have a robot girlfriend.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - BigMark - 07-16-2017
Your hand is going to be SO jealous.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-16-2017
(07-16-2017, 05:10 PM)BigMark Wrote: Your hand is going to be SO jealous.
Well then I'll have to chop off the left hand buy him a robot hand girlfriend.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - aussiefriend - 07-17-2017
No one wants to "do it" with me now.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - BigMark - 07-17-2017
How much money do you have?
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-17-2017
(07-17-2017, 02:02 AM)aussiefriend Wrote: No one wants to "do it" with me now.
Welcome to the club.
The lonely hearts club. Conveniently located on lonely street next door to the Heartbreak Hotel.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-17-2017
k
Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know how the rest goes.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-17-2017
(07-17-2017, 09:32 PM)Carsman Wrote: k
Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know the rest goes.
Yeah right. She's out of my league. In both weirdness and attractiveness.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-17-2017
(07-17-2017, 09:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-17-2017, 09:32 PM)Carsman Wrote: k
Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know the rest goes.
Yeah right. She's out of my league. In both weirdness and attractiveness.
Some of the most attractive single people out there are lonely, mainly because, others think they're unapproachable!
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - BigMark - 07-17-2017
Your babiess would be, well, interesting.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Clang McFly - 07-17-2017
(07-17-2017, 09:46 PM)Carsman Wrote:(07-17-2017, 09:38 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(07-17-2017, 09:32 PM)Carsman Wrote: k
Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know the rest goes.
Yeah right. She's out of my league. In both weirdness and attractiveness.
Some of the most attractive single people out there are lonely, mainly because, others think they're unapproachable!
She IS unapproachable. Does Australia even have a DMV with a Title Bureau I could transfer into?
Plus, I don't think she even likes me. I can be such an insensitive jerk sometimes.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - aussiefriend - 07-18-2017
(07-17-2017, 09:32 PM)Carsman Wrote: k
Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know how the rest goes.
Stop that Cars. You are being vulgar. I do like you Clang, but in a friendzone way.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Duchess - 07-18-2017
Aww c'mon. I don't think Cars is being vulgar, maybe a little cheeky is all. Vulgar is when I repeatedly say fuck or call someone a cunt.
RE: Sally in 25 years.......... - Carsman - 07-18-2017
(07-18-2017, 02:35 AM)aussiefriend Wrote:(07-17-2017, 09:32 PM)Carsman Wrote: k
Aussie and Clangster sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G, well you know how the rest goes.
Stop that Cars. You are being vulgar. I do like you Clang, but in a friendzone way.
