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RE: I didn't read the rules - Ski at 1SKY6 - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 09:55 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I read something the other day, some sort of poll, and can’t remember where/when, but it essentially said that only 20% of high school students identify as straight.
The others are either definitely gay, or, the majority, are ‘Q’, questioning.
What the hell is going on?
It must be that Gay Recruitment Agenda I have been hearing so much about. It started when I was 13 and I was molested by the local Gulf Station Mechanic. I guess its finally working. All that powers of 2 stuff. I want to meet NoT Gay as soon as possible. Sorry Mr. Maggot, your lonely days are not over yet.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Ski at 1SKY6 - 10-01-2018
Sorry Double post. I guess I'm too excited
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 07:35 PM)Not Gay Wrote:(10-01-2018, 07:29 PM)sally Wrote: I believe that's an asparagus in the back, and now that I think about it, gardening in itself is gay. The whole damn forum is gay. It all makes sense now.
There is a cross dresser, a closet homo (MS), at least two flamboyant homos, a strange old lady that used to be a man, a female admin that posts non-stop pictures of bare breasts and a few other questionable characters.
Jesus Christ, I've been posting on a LGBT forum for the past ten years and never even realized it until now.
Don't worry Sally. I'm here now and I'm defiantly not gay! Maybe a little bit bi... but not gay!
Well you've brought out the gayness in us all, I hope you're happy now.
This should be called The Gaylord Mocker forum.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 07:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(10-01-2018, 06:40 PM)sally Wrote: Also, the reverse psychology you're trying to pull with your avatar is not working. People have this silly notion that fruits and veggies are gay, but we are all gardeners here and understand how their reproduction works. They are so not gay.
Shit, it worked on me. I thought those were fruit-flavored jelly beans in NG's avatar.
NG's avatar is from a kid's show called Veggie Tales. Get them indoctrinated into the gayness when they are young.
RE: I didn't read the rules - BigMark - 10-01-2018
(10-01-2018, 08:21 PM)sally Wrote:(10-01-2018, 02:31 PM)BigMark Wrote: I love them just the way they are.
How naïve of me to think this was a joke.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Not Gay - 10-02-2018
(10-01-2018, 10:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-01-2018, 07:10 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:(10-01-2018, 06:40 PM)sally Wrote: Also, the reverse psychology you're trying to pull with your avatar is not working. People have this silly notion that fruits and veggies are gay, but we are all gardeners here and understand how their reproduction works. They are so not gay.
Shit, it worked on me. I thought those were fruit-flavored jelly beans in NG's avatar.
NG's avatar is from a kid's show called Veggie Tales. Get them indoctrinated into the gayness when they are young.
Well I found it by typing 'not gay' into google image search. So I guess they are as not gay as I am.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Not Gay - 10-02-2018
(10-01-2018, 08:49 PM)Ski at 1SKY6 Wrote:(10-01-2018, 09:55 AM)Midwest Spy Wrote: I read something the other day, some sort of poll, and can’t remember where/when, but it essentially said that only 20% of high school students identify as straight.
The others are either definitely gay, or, the majority, are ‘Q’, questioning.
What the hell is going on?
It must be that Gay Recruitment Agenda I have been hearing so much about. It started when I was 13 and I was molested by the local Gulf Station Mechanic. I guess its finally working. All that powers of 2 stuff. I want to meet NoT Gay as soon as possible. Sorry Mr. Maggot, your lonely days are not over yet.
Then butter up your arse and buy an air ticket baby. My place it is (I'm not allowed out after dark).
RE: I didn't read the rules - Fry Guy - 10-02-2018
(10-01-2018, 11:36 AM)Duchess Wrote:(10-01-2018, 11:24 AM)Fry Guy Wrote: Oh Hell you were the best of the people here.
Has that changed? *worried look*
Yup. Now my best mate is Hair of the Dog (AKA Snowflake). I can't get enough of her fail.
Well apart from her perhaps.
RE: I didn't read the rules - HairOfTheDog - 10-02-2018
(10-01-2018, 10:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: NG's avatar is from a kid's show called Veggie Tales. Get them indoctrinated into the gayness when they are young.
I see that show has been around since the 90s. I'm surprised none of my nieces and nephews watched it. Sounds cute.
Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber are an unlikely duo in a world of talking vegetables. The two friends learn about honesty, kindness, and forgiveness together -- and Larry always has a silly song to sing. Another main character on the show is 5-year-old Junior Asparagus.
I don't sense that Bob and Larry are gay. Then again, I'm still on the fence regarding Bert and Ernie.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-02-2018
(10-02-2018, 08:41 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:FYI, SpongeBob and Patrick....totally gay.(10-01-2018, 10:10 PM)Clang McFly Wrote: NG's avatar is from a kid's show called Veggie Tales. Get them indoctrinated into the gayness when they are young.
I see that show has been around since the 90s. I'm surprised none of my nieces and nephews watched it. Sounds cute.
Bob the Tomato and Larry the Cucumber are an unlikely duo in a world of talking vegetables. The two friends learn about honesty, kindness, and forgiveness together -- and Larry always has a silly song to sing. Another main character on the show is 5-year-old Junior Asparagus.
I don't sense that Bob and Larry are gay. Then again, I'm still on the fence regarding Bert and Ernie.
RE: I didn't read the rules - HairOfTheDog - 10-02-2018
That's news to me, but they do make a cute couple.
I clearly have no gaydar when it comes to muppets and cartoon characters.
How about Pinky and The Brain? Beavis and Butthead? Ren and Stimpy?
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-02-2018
(10-02-2018, 10:49 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That's news to me, but they do make a cute couple.Pinky yes, Brain no. Poor Pinky's unrequited love. Beavis and Butthead no but they probably touched each other's weiners accidentally. Ren no, Stimpy yes.
I clearly have no gaydar when it comes to muppets and cartoon characters.
How about Pinky and The Brain? Beavis and Butthead? Ren and Stimpy?
RE: I didn't read the rules - BigMark - 10-02-2018
You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was apricot
You had one eye on the mirror
And watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gay,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?
Oh, you had me several years ago
When I was still naive
Well, you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gay, you're so gay
I'll bet…
RE: I didn't read the rules - HairOfTheDog - 10-02-2018
(10-02-2018, 02:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-02-2018, 10:49 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That's news to me, but they do make a cute couple.Pinky yes, Brain no. Poor Pinky's unrequited love. Beavis and Butthead no but they probably touched each other's weiners accidentally. Ren no, Stimpy yes.
I clearly have no gaydar when it comes to muppets and cartoon characters.
How about Pinky and The Brain? Beavis and Butthead? Ren and Stimpy?
I have no claymation gaydar either, so one more for you.
How about Gumby and Pokey?
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-02-2018
I think these assholes might be gay.
[video=youtube]http://https://youtu.be/qcURPag00hg[/video]
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-02-2018
(10-02-2018, 05:18 PM)sally Wrote: I think these assholes might be gay.
[video=youtube]http://https://youtu.be/qcURPag00hg[/video]
Teletubbies are gay. these just happy kid taters.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Clang McFly - 10-02-2018
(10-02-2018, 03:51 PM)HairOfTheDog Wrote:Lets just say they took turns riding each other.(10-02-2018, 02:25 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:(10-02-2018, 10:49 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That's news to me, but they do make a cute couple.Pinky yes, Brain no. Poor Pinky's unrequited love. Beavis and Butthead no but they probably touched each other's weiners accidentally. Ren no, Stimpy yes.
I clearly have no gaydar when it comes to muppets and cartoon characters.
How about Pinky and The Brain? Beavis and Butthead? Ren and Stimpy?
I have no claymation gaydar either, so one more for you.
How about Gumby and Pokey?
RE: I didn't read the rules - HairOfTheDog - 10-02-2018
(10-02-2018, 05:18 PM)sally Wrote:
I think these assholes might be gay.
The small potatoes are pretty frickin cute.
RE: I didn't read the rules - sally - 10-02-2018
Sure their song is cute, but they're not so cute once you watch an entire episode. They talk with English accents and remind me of CN.
RE: I didn't read the rules - Not Gay - 10-02-2018
(10-02-2018, 10:49 AM)HairOfTheDog Wrote: That's news to me, but they do make a cute couple.
I clearly have no gaydar when it comes to muppets and cartoon characters.
How about Pinky and The Brain? Beavis and Butthead? Ren and Stimpy?
Hold on, Ill get out my gaydar, plug it in and turn it on... *Pause* .... Pinky gay. Beavis and butthead gay through lack of options. Ren gay but trying to hide it, Stimpy, you don't need a gaydar to see that hes a frickin fag!